Your worst humiliation is only someone else's momentary entertainment.
-
Karen Crockett


The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.
-
St. Augustine


The best things in life are someone else's.
- TV's '
Married... With Children'


If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of unsolicited advice.
-
Frank G McInnis


Let him that is without stone among you cast the first thing he can lay his hands on.
-
Robert Frost
Table of Contents
On Wisdom
Curious Children
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

On Men
Men and Music
Men and Fish
Men and Their Toys
Men and Cooking
The "Real Man" Test

On Women
Mirror Time Chant
Women and Bonding
The "Real Woman" Test

On Relationships
Ode to...
The Strange One

On Emotions
Fear
Tears in a Mirrored Window
Journey
Fuck Therapy

On Travel
Town Folk
You Have The Right to Remain...
Ode to 7-11

On Pets
Life With Killer

On Body Parts
A Bone is a Bone is a Bone
The Snot Canal

Others (the mushy stuff)
Dear Jesus
The Graveyard Mystery
My Dolly

Short Stories
Comes With The Package
Those Pesky Extra Pounds
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