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Funny mIRC Quotes From Long Times Past
�Malice� you killed me, took my testicles, put them on toothpicks, and fed them to midgets for saying I thought yourtits were nice >.>
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�Olrox� i like my pikachu hanging on the wall 0_o
�Olrox� can't believe i took the time to do that....
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�Armageddon� CURSE YOU ONE HANDED TYPING
�Drunk_Vampire� ur typing with 1 hand to?
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�Drunk_Vampire� wheee.. *whispers to kim kim again.* Guess what my hand smells likeeee
�Kimmi� *Whisper Whisper* Do I wanna know?
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�Kimmi� jeezus christ sei!
�Drunk_Vampire� like my naked pics kimmi? lol
�Kimmi� I would do you.... so hard
�Drunk_Vampire� yeah yeah.. thats what they all say when they see 'it'
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�Kimmi� ITS HUGE HOW THE FUCK AM I SPOSE TO FIT MY MOUTH ON THAT
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* Hitokiri`Battousai only has hismelf and shall stay that way ^_^
�Drunk_Vampire� thats all ur ever gonna have..
�Drunk_Vampire� ...urself
�Drunk_Vampire� and Mr. Napkin
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* Kaneko`Mitsunari goes into an ircop chan, with anthrax in his ass crack.
* Kaneko`Mitsunari threatens to fart.
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�Richie� im gonna go see the new texas chainsaw massacre film this saturday, and im going to purposely laugh allllllllll the way through it.
�Richie� then when i get home im gonna jack off to shemale porn and drink milk out of the bottle.
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�Hitokiri_Battousai� i would never do crack i would never do crack i would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass
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�Baby_White_Eevee� NDLV who u
�NDLV� I am the darkness that hides under your bed.
�NDLV� I am the terror that invades your anal passageway.
�NDLV� I am... Ri!
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�Richie� god damn, eating this yogurt is almost sexual.
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�Richie� im gonna increase my penis size!
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�Mark� my father had a small penis
�Mark� :/
�Mark� and i feel like killing him
�Drunk_Vampire� how u know this mark.. i dont even want to begin to think of
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�Richie� god im so bored im even thinkin of new interesting ways of jacking off
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�Richie� ok in 5 minutes im going to have a random nosebleed
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�Hitomi^^Hidaka� prepare the long rubber glove!
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�Zidane� I got raped brutally by Tiffy once..
�Zidane� To bad it was only RP..
�Zidane� and i remember her tellin me "dont ever speak of this again"
�Zidane� "you were horny.."
�Zidane� "i was horny.."
�Zidane� "thats all WE need to know"
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�Cloud� lol, u still gonna be mr. i-beat-my-meat-to-shemale-porn?
�Sephiroth� ill be anythin u want me to be baby ;D
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�Zidane� I have a friend thats in the insane asylum from to much of it..
�Zidane� He LITERALLY..
�Zidane� thinks..
�Zidane� that he is a glass of orange juice..
�Zidane� and he wiggs out whenever u touch him..
�Zidane� cause he thinks u spilled his orange juice..
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�Moonlight� It's like a java n00b high on dandelion and burdock convention where they've eaten too many oysters. *Pulls out her trusty shotgun* I'm gonna kill em.
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�DragoonTrunks� *snuggles close to Bookeh* You know, I love a man in uniform. *winks and licks his cheek*
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�Asuka� HAHAHAHA V got screwed by mark doggy style
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* Bloodhound ([email protected]) has joined #InuYasha_DreamChat
�Seidaki� *grabs the sex toys and hides them as BH walks in*
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* Mark was kicked by ChanServ (You are banned from #InuYasha_DreamChat: You are here because you were sent here, you were told to come here and you obeyed. [Laughs] It is, of course, the way of all things. You see, there is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause :and effect.)
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�Vicious� So...
�Vicious� Are you...
�Vicious� 'capable' of handling a girl like me?
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�Vega� Good pick up line 'How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up'
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�Vega� I'm like a rubix cube, The more you play with me the harder i get.
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�Seidaki� the sad thing about me is..
�Seidaki� I lost my virginity on the toilet..
�Seidaki� and on the sink..
�Seidaki� and in the bathtub..
�Seidaki� and on the bathroom floor..
�Seidaki� everywhere..
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�Seph[Buseh]� man i didnt actually think that rubbing your crotch for a girl infront of a webcam would be so exciting ^^;
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�Kayin� "Jesus was a poor-ass carpenter who the Roman Empire saw as a threat, do the fucking math"
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* Sephiroth pulls his shirt up on his head 'I am the great CORNHOLIO! i need TP for my bunghole. MY BUNGHOLE WILL NOT WAIT'
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�Azriel� shik shik shik �Azriel� I need to ask you a question
�Armageddon� ....use a condom
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�Armageddon� Oh Heather, YES, OH, HARDER :o
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�Sephiroth� i got my girl right here*strokes his right hand*
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�Seidaki� Sei = Sex in jap. �Vicious� now I can't say "I want sex" in japanese.
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�Sephiroth� i wanna make love to a rabies infected dog. WHERE THE FARK IS YUNA WHEN SHE'S NEEDED?!
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�Kimmi� can I lick you out?
-DemonBot- Valid commands are identify, invite, queue, and op
�Sephiroth� Kimmi, you can lick me out ^.~
* Kimmi licks seph's pocket pussy
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�Seidaki� hump..
�Seidaki� that word bothers me..
�Seidaki� so much..
�Seidaki� i dunno..
�Seidaki� look at it..
�Seidaki� HUMP
�Seidaki� say it o.O
�Kimmi� H-U-M-P
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�Neko_Lina� Well second cause Phoenix was my first :P
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* Vicious runs at Zero and grabs his shirt
* ShadowZero blinks
* Vicious steps off.
�ShadowZero� For a second there
�ShadowZero� I though you were gonna pull a Micheal Jackson
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�Seidaki� That we suspect is bisexual..
�Seidaki� but.. are not.. *creepy voice..* ..sure..
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�Seidaki� hey Vega..
�Seidaki� can u unban me from legacy?
�Vega� Uhh.
�Vega� Gimme a sec.
�Seidaki� kay
�Seidaki� spankin deh monkey, eh?
�Vega� Done.
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* Zidane ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Survival tips for seeing LoTR 3 : 3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.)
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* Seidaki grabs the magnifying glass XD
�xen-[tiny]� heh well
�xen-[tiny]� im hard to see i guess
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�Xenon� I have never seen MyDick before
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* Zidane has quit IRC (Quit: Survival tips for seeing LoTR 3 : 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.)
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�Seidaki� was hoping ppl would think i killed myself..
�Seidaki� then i would return..
�Seidaki� and enjoy their hugs
�Seidaki� and sighs of disappointment
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*** Zidane sets mode: +v Drunk_Vampire
�Drunk_Vampire� WHAT THE HEK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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�Israfel� back hurts.
�Seidaki� crippleee
�Israfel� Shut up.
�Israfel� I can kill you still even in my weakened state. *Attempts to get up falling back in his seat, breathing hardly, raising his hand to face his palm at sei he speaks* *Gasp* just.. gimme a.. sec.
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�Silverlune� minetwas HUGE
�Seidaki� well mine was HUGER!
�Silverlune� HUGEST
�Silverlune� BIIIIG
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�Silverlune� "Lune and Sei compare dicks"
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�Seidaki� ((Ill rip yours off twice as fast()
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* Kammy flashes everyone!
* Dark`Hiei has quit IRC (QUIT: ) * Kunimitsu has quit IRC (QUIT: ) * Maverick-Hunter_Nero has quit IRC (Quit: ) * Kamirose has quit IRC (Quit: ) * EclypsingWynter has quit IRC (QUIT: )
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�Seidaki� my cable guy thought i was some kinda freaking lunatic when i licked the cable modem after he installed it o.O
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* Zidane ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Evil Overlord list 46 : If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.)
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�Sasha� ill lick it in the morning �Sasha� I swear to god I will �Sasha� I promise
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�Kimmi� brb my pussy is calling
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�Seidaki� *sniff* u can lick it off..
�Sasha� but if it hurts..
�Sasha� I dont wanna lick it if it hurts =(
�Seidaki� maybe your tongue will make it feel better... *sniffle sniffle*
�Sasha� *licks it lots*
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* Azrael grabs Jamie and runs away >D
�Seidaki� see.. i gave up internet sex..
�Seidaki� yup..
�Seidaki� *nods*
�Seidaki� no internet sex for me ^_^
�Shikyo� and around the same time �Shikyo� you stopped getting laid
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�Sean� I can just insert myself in
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* Jedi_Master_Scott slaps Seidaku
* Seidaku anally rapes Jedi_Master_Scot
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* DemonBot has quit IRC
�Seidaki� THE SERVER IS GONNA GO TO HELL
�Seidaki� MY SEX TOY DIED
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�Seidaki� ..*looks at some chick* .. U SUCK!
�V� be honorable Sei.. Ask her if she sucks, dont tell her ^_^
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�Vicious� <-Mommy
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�Vega� *Absorbs all energy from the wound and becomes a Sephiroth God thing*
�Vega� *Grows wings*
�Vega� *Eats*
�Vega� *Dies from bird seed poisoning*
�Vega� *Weak caw noise*
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�Vega� When, I get abit older, I wouldn't give a blind fuck about that 30 minute bullshit sex, when i get older all you'd get outta me is three minutes!
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�Seidaki� whatever, it was your cock that made prismwind leave the fucking server
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* Insanity Quit (QUIT: Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here!)
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�Tiffy� *thinks of the hot..sexy..pig...*
�Tiffy� *rubs herself*
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�Tiffy� You know.. I wonder if male pigs.. get their dicks cut off because they lose circulation when forgetting to pull it out while their pigguy gf is reaching an orgasm.
�Seidaki� ..who knows, lets go ask a pig fucker ^.-
�Tiffy� Kevin? lmao
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�AT|Busy� Can I fuck this mouse... its so fucked up and I wanna fuck it again so It wont piss me off again and again
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�AT|Busy� ARGH I WANNA FUCK THIS MOUSE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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�Seidaki� and i looked at my mom..
�Seidaki� and i was like..
�Seidaki� "That girl.. was fucking hot.. and she had the biggest fucking rack.. IVE EVER SEEN"
�Seidaki� and my mom like hesitated for a minute and looked at me... ".......Thats your cousin"
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�Seidaki� naw.. if i met her.. it'd be BAM! Shes in handcuffs and tied to the fucking bed
�Seidaki� moaning to my cock o.O
�Vicious� she's ten..
�Seidaki� ....cant believe i just said that
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�Future_Vegeta� MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
�Seidaki� ...and u say im soft..
�Seidaki� im not the one runnin around acting like i have a boner for my mom, FV
�Seidaki� "MOMMY!"
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�Future_Vegeta� i cant get a boner
�Future_Vegeta� remember
�Future_Vegeta� ex wife cut my parts off
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* Angel_Tiffany FUCKS THE HEL OUTA IT AND HEARS IT MOAN LOUDLY
�Vega� What kind of monster have i created *witness AT fucking mIRC*
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�Grandpappy� back in my days, we ain't gettin' no lurvin from our wives, those biches were as tight as my asshole!
�Grandpappy� *Shit pours out from his ass spontaniously*
�Grandpappy� Eh? How did that get there?
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�Grandpappy� ooohhhhhhhhh *Cums all this yellow elastic shit*
�Grandpappy� Look what ya did woman, See what storage did to me!
�Grandmammy� *LICKS IT*
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�Grandpappy� *Cums once more*
* GrandDaughter licks it all up and swallows it T.T
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�Grandpappy� *Stands up ten feet above Tiff and teabags her with his old dangling eighty year old wrinkled man balls.*
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�Horny_Kimmi� Im bored, Lets have a 3some
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�Horny_Sei� Me and Vega are like.. the Brother Rapist crew lmao
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�Shyne� YES YES....OH!!! BOB...MY IMAGINARY FRIEND!! HARDER FUCK FUCK FUCCCCCCCCCCCK!!!!!!!!!
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�Vega� Bend over, I'll show you holy matromony.
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�Grandpappy� Back in my day, we didn't have the good quality sluts, we had the little horny bitches who shat on your dickie everytime you did it... Now these days we have slust that do it for a dollar 95, Now thats class...
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�Grandpappy� Oh grand daughter, come here and scratch grandpappys balls, I can't reach!
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* GrandDaughter licks grandpappy's arsehole? =/
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* Rulke was kicked by Seidaki ([ Like I say.. to all newcomers.. Welcome to The room.. And fuck off! ^_^ ] [ Slayed 55 Bakas ])
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�Vicious� My dick is so big,
�Vicious� it has it's own dick...and my dick's dick is still
�Vicious� bigger than your dick.
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�Seidaki� Last thing a guy wants to see after he cums.. is some chicks nasty pussy.. i mean its like.. sexy before u cum.. then its the worst sight in the world after o.O
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�Seidaki� no assraping ur new sister!!
�Seidaki� shes sensitive and still loose!
* Seidaki looks at Sasha trying to be the good guy "are u hurt?! did he damage anything?! are u still tight?!"
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�Gothic_Santa� only thing u missed was another giant orgy
�Gothic_Santa� as usual
�Vicious� oh well
�Vicious� the only two girls are my daughters
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�Dahil-Mahal-Kitang-David� my thighs hurt....
�Seidaki� ...i did that
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�Seidaki� Do something to show me its you!!
* Sexy_AT molets everyone :D
�Seidaki� IT IS YOU!
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* Seidaki decides to do something brave..
* Seidaki rapes all 3 girls here at the same time!
�Vega� That's not brave...
�Vega� Thats greedy.
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* Vega makes constipated grunting noises whilst strangling, tensing his face like homer.
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�Rurouni_Seikensu� I DONT ACCEPT ANAL PROBING!!!
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* Rurouni_Seikensu looks at Mia and Lisa
�Rurouni_Seikensu� rape me
�Rurouni_Seikensu� ill pretend i dun like it
�Komugi_da_nurse� OKAY!
�`Lisa� But I rather rape a girl
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* Rurouni_Seikensu pulls Mia into a closet for some FUN! .....they end up playing cards
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�Vega� Fine ignore my death wish!
�Vega� You shall be smoted... BY MY COCK!
�Vega� *pelvic thrust*
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�Dahil-Mahal-Kitang-David� i dont wanna like...break 'em and not know it �Vega� If sex is organised you have to go through with it.
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�Seidaki� Bend over, Ill show you Jesus Christ
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�Vega� Bend over, I'll show you the spice girls.
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�Seidaki� Bend over, Ill show you fear.
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�Seidaki� Bend over, Ill show you significance.
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�Sexy_AT� And I"m in the middle of something
�Sexy_AT� SO DONT DISTURB
�Vega� Middle of what....
�Vega� Or should i say, who?
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�Vicious� I'd love to nail the IRCop.
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* Guest11057 ([email protected]) has joined #Daika_Makoto * Guest11057 is now known as Setsuna
* Seidaki rapes Setsunas computer, his dick bringing it new hope to stay connected.
* Vicious then rapes Setsuna, sealing the contract
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�Seidaki� Bend over, I'll show you rape.
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�Vega� *watches a wall move, mindless expression on his face whilst lips parted, drool running down his chin.*
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�Gothic_Santa� Bend over, Ill show you a mindless expression.
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* Seidaki licks his new sister
* Sasha licks her too
* Miss_Incest licks her to fit in.
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�Seidaki� id like to see u be trustworthy to just ONE girl V
�Vicious� dun make me call you on a violation
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�Setsuna� stupid keyboard is sticky -.-
�Vicious� *Blames himself*
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�Sasha� Aura why do u always say nothing?
�Vicious� cause he's asexual �.�
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�Seidaki� i got sometin im sendin to ya for christmas bro
�Seidaki� be afraid
�Seidaki� lol
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�Setsuna� speaking of ass..
�Setsuna� my ass hurts
�Seidaki� I did that.
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�Vega� *runs dramatically to the window and jumps out.. all slow-mo like; "N-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-!-!-!"
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�Vega and Seidaki� *on a mystic adventure.*
�Vega� *Gets his leg stuck in something jut as the place is about to blow up.* *Looks at his bro.* GO ON WITHOUT ME!
�Seidaki� *running away in slow mo before looking back.* ..OKAY! *keeps running*
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�Setsuna� how the hell could gangbanging be boring
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�Seidaki� Bend over, I'll show you Yuckkkie.
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�Seidaki� Bend over, I'll show you insane.
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* Shikyo hands him a copy of 'Perverted for Dummies'
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�Seidaki� man i feel empty right now..
�Shikyo� GET
�Shikyo� YOUR HANDS
�Shikyo� OUT
�Shikyo� OF
�Shikyo� YOUR
�Shikyo� PANTS
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�Seidaki� FUCK ME harder! HARDER! HARDER!!! OH MY GOD!
�Seidaki� IM CUMMING IM CUMMING KEEP GOING
�Seidaki� DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID
�Kimmi� TOUCH ME .... OH FUCK YEA THATS THE SPOT!
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�Vega� Nice shirts you two.... *long pause* ... Wanna fuck?
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�Seidaki� when kimmi comes back.....
�Seidaki� ......tell her to email me...... my penis
�Vega� lmao.
�Vega� you know how stupid that sounded?
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�Seidaki� WELL PEOPLE LOVE MY COCK ITS NOT MY FAULT
�Shikyo� EX-FUCKIN-ACTLY
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�KijoShikyo� Will it come in a BIG zip file???
�KijoShikyo� tohide its smmmallll size
�Seidaki� Bet your ass it will
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�Vampire_Freak� ONE THING I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO
�Vampire_Freak� is..
�Vampire_Freak� Go skydiving..
�Vampire_Freak� Completely...
�Vampire_Freak� Naked.. o.O
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�Seidaki� Alright Kimmi.. I need my dick back.
�Kimmi� ....oh fuck.. I put it in the recycle bin..
�Seidaki� ..YOU THREW AWAY MY DICK?!?!
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�Vega� Man, brb... The toilet all of a sudden got REALLY sexy *Holds stomach tightly*
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* Vicious high-fives Vega
* Vega high-fives back.
�Vega� Jokes on you V. THIS IS THE HAND I WANK WITH!
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�Vicious� I act sad, I get pity. I act cool, I get trash talk. Sei acts sad, he gets licks. Sei acts cool, he gets fux.
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�Amatsu� (I gotta start out strong and fast or I'll just do nothing in damage...)
�Vega� (This isn't sex...)
�Vega� (�.�;)
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�Shinigami� Midgets always plan world domination. ;/
�Seidaki� you know first hand dont you?
�Shinigami� No, I only know my left hand.
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�Shinigami� I don't like to fight women, unless I think they are men.
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�Kimmi� LIKE ITS YOU!
�Tiffy� LIKE OMG OMG OMG OMG IT IS
* xen-[tiny] gets the orgasm mop
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�|Bugs|� i always get who i want
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�Sephiroth� Roger Moore turns me on
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�Seidaki� uh oh Seph
�Seidaki� cant feel ur legs
�Seidaki� know whats next dont u?
�Seidaki� ur DICK!
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�Seinari`Ryuukihei� But I love getting my dick licked by two amazingly sexy girls
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�Kaizoku� *thinks to himself like johny bravo.* I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
�Vega� *Reply with Johnnys only defeat comeback* I know YOU are but what am i?
�Kaizoku� *says to himself.* ...Oh hes good..
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�Kimmi� I wanna lick it...I wanna taste it I wanna feel it... I WANNA SUCK ON YOUR LOLLYPOP
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�Vicious� *wanders off and fucks the first female IRC he finds*
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�Seidaki� 5 people in a circle getting stoned: *Puffs twice and passes it to his friend.*
�Derek� *takes a puff and passes it back to David*
�David� ..WHAT THE FUCK?
�David� OKay, You screwed up the rotation �David� GET OUT OF THE CIRCLE
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�Seidaki� "Call me Administrator baby!"
�SARA� UGH ADMINISTRATOR
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�Yarishimo� "he cut my head off! Did you see that, Fred!? HE CUT MY HEAD OFF!" "What a wuss..."
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�Cloud� Man she looks so different from regular Meru and Dragoon Meru.
�Cloud� Her boner-points go up 90%
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* Satsuriku throws a Jesus plushie at Sei
�Seidaki� Dani..
�Seidaki� Ive been down since li-..AHH JESUS!
* Seidaki slaps it down to the ground and begins stomping on it
�Seidaki� DIE DIE DIE DIE
* Seidaki crucifies the jesus plushie to the ground with small needles
�Seidaki� YEAH DIE
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* Cloud slams the door to the closet with his blow-up-doll. "IM NEVER COMING OUT!" *trying to sound spoiled.*
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�Cloud� I NEVER SAID THAT
�Idenshi� YES YOU DID!
�Cloud� I FUCKIN DID NOT
�Cloud� U MADE IT UP!
�Cloud� ASSFUCK!
�Idenshi� BULLSHIT!
�Idenshi� We shall settle this....
�Idenshi� With a Roshambo!
�Cloud� YES!
�Cloud� ROSHAMBO!
�Cloud� ...whats a roshambo?
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�Idenshi� Roshambo is the excuse to kick a man in the nuts without being thought queer.
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�xen-[tiny]� vega's all about the viruses. o.O
* xen-[tiny] stops right there
�Idenshi� Dude... Uncool.
�Idenshi� I use condoms damnit! *wraps a condom over mIRC.*
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�SuspiciousBadger� nah, you've kinda broken the mood :P
�Cloud� the mood?
�Cloud� so this IS A GAY CHAN
�Cloud� AHH!
* Cloud runs around torching the place, showing his homophobic side
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�Cloud� *smacks tiffy really softly like some PMS-ing catgirl* I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE I WANNA SEE MEOW MEOW MEOW
�Idenshi� ...
�Idenshi� Seis going through heat!
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�Idenshi� Sex, To fuck, Or not to fuck? That is the question, But why would two questions be verballised as a significance of one, Would the man had made a choice, and chose one of them as the question, if so the question infact would be one of the two, and the answer should infact follow.
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�Prismwind� ...should we tell Sasha that the closet she locked herself into is where I keep my dildos?
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* Prismwind whips out the legendary stainless steel, iron spiked, 9 ft long 5 ft wide, razor sharp, triple bladed dildo with armour piercing capabilities, poison shrooms launcher and mini nuclear war head upgrades
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�Cloud� *Whacks axpi and Vicious is magically online.*
* Vicious (Murder@=YoAH9A7SNB.ipt.aol.com) has joined #Daika_Makoto
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�Cloud� well let me register u
�Cloud� *marks sex as "Other"*
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�KenshinHimura� Omg
�KenshinHimura� hitler sucks :O
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�Kinuyo`Torii� join the army! travel the world! meet new people! and kill them!
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�Idenshi� Then after afew blows, I release it.
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* Tsukaku jumps out of the closet, throwing his back against it and busting it open. He comes falling out
* Tsukaku makes a quick escape with his zipper down. �.�
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�Anruijin� *goes chibiness and slams his foot into vicious's balls, its a cup peircing kick to.*
�Vicious� *doesn't wear a cup so �:P*
�Vicious� oh shit
�Vicious� �.�
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�Cloud� See..
�Cloud� What they need to do.
�Cloud� Is find some way to make cats have the genetic sperm as a human.
�Cloud� And convince some girl to fuck a cat.
�Cloud� And bring some catgirls into this damn world.
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�Setsuna� *would wanna fuck old geezers*
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�Amatsu� At least it's smaller in size.
�Cloud� Yeah Amatsu. I know, mine is way bigger than yours. ^_^
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�Cloud� "Hold up let me get my dildo out! brb!" *Walks into a room and shuts the door. *LOUD HISSING NOISES AND THRASHING COMES FROM THE ROOM, the man screaming from inside.*
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�Cloud� Sis.. Me and Vega are doing an experiment..
�Azriel� on what? �Cloud� We are going to find a way to make a cat have human sperm with cat like genes in it.
�Cloud� And. �Cloud� We want it to fuck you.
�Cloud� So that catgirls can be brought into the world. ^_^;;
�Azriel� ....
�Cloud� Don't worry, we'll penis-pump its dick for you.
�Azriel� HELL NO!!!
�Idenshi� we have to take plan 'b'.
�Cloud� Whats plan B?
�Azriel� What's plan B?
�Idenshi� *Picks up a rock throwing it at Az's head, knocking her unconscience, hopefully*
�Idenshi� There.
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�Azriel� btw where the hell is op in sl?
�Cloud� Amatsu took it away
�Cloud� and shuved it up his pee-hole o.O
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* Cloud watches as a bunch of horny Amatsu-lookalikes take Azriel to their 'Secret Lair' and rape the fuck out of her with their small, THIN DICKS.
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�Vega� Geting a cat to rape your sister is customary in some countrys.
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�Cloud� Dammit Amatsu!
�Cloud� YOU RUINED A PERFECTLY FAMOUS PORNO IN THE MAKING
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�Seidaki� dont u hate it when..
�Seidaki� u have to piss..
�Seidaki� but u wanna jack off o.O
�Seidaki� and u dont know which one to do first..
�Sephiroth� i'd jack off first
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�Vicious� I HAVE AN IDEA!
�Idenshi� Growing a penis?
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* Vicious comes out covered in yaoi blood.
�Vicious� I...
�Vicious� hate...
�Vicious� That...
�Vicious� Room...
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�Anruijin� ((They should have samurai like materia thingies. Like Counter and all. o.- ))
�Idenshi� ((And flee.))
�Anruijin� (( And throw. ))
�Idenshi� ((And Time))
�Anruijin� (( And flying lubricated penises. ))
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�Anruijin� (( Yum, chocalate ass cream. ))
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�Idenshi� I have a dog that has to shit a ring around the park, and piss on every three dimensional object...
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�Armageddon� �img src="Penis.jpg"�
�Computer� PENIS NOT FOUND~ SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBBOT.
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* Tsukaku is now known as Cloud
�Cloud� finally out of character..
�Cloud� i can finally act..
�Cloud� normal..
�Cloud� Mwuahaha
* Cloud grabs the away-setsy
* Cloud rapes her ^^;
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�Tiffy� Hes a bible humping goody goody
�Tiffy� Holding hands to him is like giving some1 a BJ.
�Cloud� lmfao.
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�Cloud� Soaked Panties �-- the new term for 'Welcome Back'
�Cloud� Coconut Bras �-- the new term for 'Thank You'
�Cloud� Disfigured Vagina �-- the new term for 'No Problem'
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* Anruijin steals Aura's vagina...
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�Cloud� thats..
�Cloud� patheticly..
�Cloud� pathetic..
�Cloud� in the most pathetic ways..
�Cloud� that i can pathetically think of..
�Cloud� so ends..
�Cloud� the patheticness..
�Cloud� *theme music*
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�Tsukaku� (*Me, Vega, and V all finally meet, showing our guitars.* �Vicious� yeah check mine out!
�Vega� awesome!
�Me� LOOK AT MINE!
�Vega� AWESOME!
�Vicious� AWESOME!
�Vega� Look at MINE! ^-^
�Me� ...
�Vicious� ..
�Me� ..what are those white stains from..? )
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�Idenshi� g'day, now right, what we got here, Is very very dangerous, so what i'm gonna do, is jam my thumb in it's butthole, and see if it gets REAL pissed off.
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�Idenshi� Come to australia, You might accidently get killed... You're lifes always under threat, Have you been bitten yet... You only have three minutes left.
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�Vicious� I always play with quizilla when i get depressed
�Cloud� i always jack off when im depressed o.O
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�Vicious� eh, lol, hard for me to get sexually excited when my chest turns to stone.
�Cloud� not meee..
�Cloud� *has magical hands*
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�V� *puts up his fists.* Bring it on bitch!
�Kangaroo� ....
�Kangaroo� *Jumpkicks V.*
�V� *gets jolted backward, breaking through a wooden wall..*
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�Az|cleaning|again� *takes off her skirt and teases ani with it.
�Cloud� o.O..
�Cloud� Not here Azzi!
�Cloud� Pmmmmmmm!
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�Cloud� kay...
�Cloud� well..
�Cloud� Im Yiffy..
�Cloud� so..
�Cloud� imma go..
�Cloud� and do the wiffy
�Cloud� to release my spiffy
�Cloud� ..and once my niecey gets here..
�Cloud� ill release it all over tiffy
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* Senada clings to Seph and humps his leg
�Senada� I needed to do that
�Senada� =D
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�Kimmi� �Mum� Kim... I have somthing very serious to ask you
�Me� YEA?
�Mum�Are you...still a virgin?
�Me� Yes Oo
�Mum� OH IM SURPRISED! I thought you woulda fucked someone by now.
�Me� *blinks stunned*
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�Marloke� You know your gross when a girl takes off her panties and it makes a velcro sound
�Marloke� It's even worse when she kicks them off and they stick to the wall
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�Shoyru-Archer� and i have no freaking idea what tits are
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�Cloud� "Have u ever heard of Peniswhacker`StrokeADong.. Son of Fudge`Packer..?"
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�Seinari`Ryuukihei� God....I need a girl...
�Idenshi� YOu need a girl eh? Men not fulfilling your needs anymore?
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�Anruijin� LETS ALL HAVE A ORGY... No waits....
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�Veni_Nelo_Angelo� next time i go to the bathroom, you need to help me.....the doctor said im not supposed to lift anything over 20 pounds.
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�Seidaki� when i gett to that oplace that u live we'll toke the toke togethjer �-- Spoken like a truye stoner.
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�Idenshi� Squall (FFVII Ac Forums)- Noun- Brainless, Idiotic, Daft. Recent discovery that the human species can create their own safety by not living a proper life, Also one who attempts to assert themselfs by Insulting people on the Internet. (Other Sources: Egotistical, Blind, Blatant, Homosexual.)
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�Cloud� we're so mean to amatsu
�Cloud� sometimes i actually feel bad
�Idenshi� Dude...
�Idenshi� No you don't.
�Cloud� ..yeahhhh ur right
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�Hikyuu� Great now he is on the wall..
�Sephirai� you forget Hikyuu..
�Sephirai� my dicks been EVERYWHERE
�Sephirai� that includes joor mom �.�
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�Sexy_AT� How do you turn off a horny girl?
�Sephirai� wait..
�Sephirai� lets see..
�Sephirai� to turn off a horny guy..
�Sephirai� just put ice in their boxers..
�Sephirai� to turn off a horny girl.....
�Sephirai� ...
�Sephirai� *shows Tiffy a picture of Amatsu*
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�Sephirai� hopefully kimmi will get on so i can jack myself off on cam with her �.�
�Sephirai� .......cant believe i just said that
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�Tiffumz� Seii...go fuck a kimmi doll for the moment
�Sephirai� but........
�Tiffumz� But what?
�Sephirai� *doesnt wanna do it aloneeee*
�Tiffumz� Bleh �Tiffumz� Your hopeless T.T
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�LadyDeathstrike� Boy, shut up before I rip your dick off so fast you won't have time to become a woman.
�Vega� They aren't sexy enough to be australian.
�Seidaki� yeah.. may not be sexy enough..
�Seidaki� but..
�Seidaki� our d*cks are to big to be australian
�Vicious� *nods to Sei*
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�Idenshi� We never showed each other our dicks!
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* Idenshi runs up, Kicking V in the balls with the new shoe of inevitable pain he roshambo's V, creating within him a Vagina and, Aids.
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�Idenshi� That will be one seriously fucked up kid.
�Idenshi� A horny nymph with Zero RP skill...
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�xen-[tiny]� i'll just mark the day when either sei or someoen else complains about plumbing problems �.�
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* Ranma gives Aura a blowup doll to lose his virginity to
�Ranma� use it wisely young hobbit o.O;
�Ranma� it served me well when i was your age..
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�Nerd� oh i got one.. its not cheating.. if u spread peanut butter all over your balls and let the dog lick it off ^^;
�Everyone_In_The_Car� ..OH MY GOD
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�The-Boredom-Crow� *Feels that it is silent and the right time to caw... so..* CAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
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�Vicious� *feels whipped* x.x
�Boy_Ranma� whipped by Yuna..
�Boy_Ranma� of all people..
�Boy_Ranma� thats like..
�Boy_Ranma� BEYOND the level of 'low'
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�Vicious� Only keep friends who let you close. Otherwise they'll turn around and bone your sister.
�Seidaki� *Evil laugh*
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�The-Diarrhea-Horse� *takes a shit*
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�Anruijin� Well, someone lost their anal virginity for the day.
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�Zidane� aww thanks kimmi.. �Zidane� i can always count on u to look after my penis
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* KenshinHimura pulls his lips from his wife, belting out in a violent scream
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�Sephiroth� i just got my hand FIRMLY on my crotch and oh boy is it goooooood :)~
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�Elcitset� *Is a giant testicle.
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* xenSity prints "Proud I haven't seen David's dick" cards
* xenSity puts it in his wallet
* Renzokei takes one and puts it in his own wallet.
* Renzokei would give one to V but remembers V's claims.
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�Diarrhea Horse� *Suddenly gets scared and decides to shit himself.*
�Boy_Ranma� we need something that eats shit to clean up after that horse..
�Boy_Ranma� hmmm..
�Boy_Ranma� ....Amatsu
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�Vicious� wonder what 2.0 'does', anyway...
�Renzokei� Maybe more and more things are USB compatible, could be a new version to support em?
�Vicious� *fucks his UBS ports*
�Vicious� Awww yeahhhhh...
�Renzokei� ...
�Renzokei� Is your dick flat?
�Vicious� nu
�Renzokei� Then you can't fuck a USB port.
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�Seidaki� How is it possible that a guy with a small penis and a hairy back is more powerful than Pepsi on the Internet?
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�Seidaki� If you just got out of a bad relationship and you feel like things are never going to get better; you're right. Everyone knows that suicide is the only option, stop procrastinating. Look on the bright side, at least your ex will feel guilty for a couple of minutes--but don't count on it.
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�Seidaki� Depressed? Don't have any friends? I guess nobody told you, but being depressed and feeling lonely isn't normal. Everyone else is happy, and has lots of friends so there must be something wrong with you. Put the prozac away, what you need is rat poison.
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�Seidaki� Traffic jam? Sometimes bad luck isn't a coincidence. Do you really want to sit in traffic for another half hour? Look on the bright side, if you're a viking you'll be going to Valhalla. Then again, you're probably not, but eternal damnation in hell is probably the next best thing.
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�Seidaki� Telemarketers keep calling? It's easier to hang yourself than to get rid of a telemarketer, am I wrong? If you're lucky, Home Depot might be having a sale on rope. After all, you don't want to die letting people think you weren't frugal.
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�Seidaki� Flu? You realize that there's no cure for the flu, right? Well, no cure that doesn't involve painting the wall with your brains.
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�Seidaki� I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming.
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�Seidaki� I stood out there in my underwear on a Saturday morning screaming at the top of my lungs. Then my neighbor, who's a total pussy, comes by and says "you shouldn't be yelling at your girlfriend like that." I wasn't going to stand there and just take it, so I socked him one right in the colon.
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�Seidaki� Having read so many emails, I've become good at recognizing which ones are a complete waste of time. There's nothing more satisfying than getting a three page email, reading a sentence or two and then deleting it.
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�Seidaki� Kids today need a good beating every now and then. If you don't beat your kids when they fall out of line, the next thing you know your son will go off and bang some dude in the ass just out of spite. You tell them to clean their room, they say "no," you smack them. It's simple; it works.
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�Vega� Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying.
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�Vicious� *wears only a thong*
�Vega� *didnt need that image*
�Seidaki� *didnt even bother trying to picture it*
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�Tsukaku� *appears at kurts door..* Are you.. *looks at a piece of paper* Kurt Cobain?"
�Kurt� yes
�Tsukaku� �Me and V� Good *throws the paper away and beats the fuck out of him*
�Tsukaku� �Me� WANNA RP?!?!? WANT TO FUCKING RP!?!?
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* ^Naomi immediantly falls a sleep on one of the beds, in awkward position because of her wings, sleeping quietly and silently.
�^Naomi� (( don't yous get any ideas at all..))
�Seidaki� (dont worry, old Wingly will try to assrape u in ur sleep)
�Seidaki� (he hasnt been laid in a LONGGG ASS time)
�Seidaki� (u can almost EXPECT it)
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�Seidaki� Oh yeah baby!
�Seidaki� Check out this song!
�Seidaki� ITS THE SHIT!
�Seidaki� *Starts headbanging to Britney Spears*
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�Mia`s_Sex_Fiend� Alexandria slays joo �mia� wow...its so...pink...
�Mia`s_Sex_Fiend� Its a penis..
�Mia`s_Sex_Fiend� what do u expect
�mia� brown?
�Mia`s_Sex_Fiend� have u ever SEEN A PENIS?
�mia� yesh i have!
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* Girl_Ranma lowers her head and sighs...................... "...I cant.. see.. the ground..... because.. of these.. stupid.. tits.."
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�Vega� V, Taking it up the ass as much as you do you're obliged to like the fag walk.
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�Seidaki� Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit.
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* Idenshi points to the corner where the cat lays, still pending on whether az will sex it or not. "Hmm, Maybe we need a new person to recieve the cat sperm and bring catgirls into the world."
�Idenshi� Oh Kimmi?
�Kimmi� sure
�Idenshi� REALLY!
�Kimmi� don't see why not
�Idenshi� Ok this won't hurt... Too much.
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* Idenshi ::Placing the cat next to kimmi he gives her the instructions. "Now, With this *Hands her Penis Pumper* You need to give it a hard on, when thats done drop your pants and the cat will do the rest."
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* Kimmi Uses the Penis Pumper to give a cat a hardon, with that she drop's her thong and lets it do the rest.
* Idenshi ::The cat mounts Kimmi, and doing what they do only gives her a one minite job, spooging endlessly into kimmi, surely impregnating her.
�Idenshi� *Watches as Kimmi grows Fluffy cat ears and a tail.
*
�Idenshi� SUCCESS!
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�Idenshi� Ah fuck it, Make hatch blow now! *presses button all important like and countless catgirls in their early teens are shot out of Kimmi, Yes shot, 20 in total.
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* xenSity (xenSity@=knq61-91-93-156.ed.shawcable.net) Quit (QUIT: Some call it rape, I call it surprise.)
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�Tiffumz|Rest� And...brb
�Tiffumz|Rest� THe toilet..needs my sexy ass...
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* Guy slowly wraps his arms around his girlfriend, kissing her lips * Girl slowly kisses back, wrapping her arms around his neck while taking off his pants?
�Kurt_Cobain� She must have the same of foot coordination as a gorilla to take off her mate's pants while wrapping her arms around his neck.
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�Seidaki� but what if u were me? o.O;
�Seidaki� my sexy face..
�Seidaki� and eyeliner..
�Seidaki� with that adorable stare o.O
�Setshi� I'd masturbate to the mirror. o.0
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�Tiffumz� Dont make me..get...so..turned..on..
�Tiffumz� Cos..I'd go raping everyone in this fucking room!
�Seidaki� You say that like its a bad thing
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�Kimmi� *squeals with excitement and jumps off, rolling to the middle of the room and laying there*
�Vicious� *rapes*
�Kimmi� *moans*
�Kimmi� OH YEAH
�Kimmi� HARDER
�Kimmi� GANGRAPE ME LIKE THAT
�Kimmi� DAD DAD....BEN BEN...DAVID DAVID
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�Vega� V can be the cross-dresser in a bar maid outfit standing in the corner offering head to dudes.
�Vicious� and sei, keep portraying me as a lameass and I'll do a Vega and say I'd be fucking all the girls and nobody thinks you're as cool as me ;x
�Vega� How about, You do a V, stand in the corner and put dicks in your mouth.
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�Insanity� if your going to america, bring your own food
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�Insanity� The 100% American is 99% idiot
�Vega� whats the other 1%?
�Vicious� Hamburgers
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�Seidaki� Vegas got a full 100% Asian chick.
�Seidaki� I've got a 50% Asian chick.
�Seidaki� And Vicious has his 10% asian hand.
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�Insanity� wheres a slut when u need 1
�Insanity� guys im goin to undernet
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�Vega� Seis slicing his wrist, V's drinking blood, I think i'm gonna go watch T.V.
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�Vicious� super mediocre unhostile canadian sperm
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�Seidaki� Sliced Wrist + Hot Water = Horrible. �--- Murr.
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�Seidaki� *Talking to himself.* FUCK YOUU! FUCK YOU TO! COME FUCK ME! *Talking to himself.* Child: ...Mommy! Mom: Cover your ears, billy.. Mom: *walks away*
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�Prismwind� Jeneva will rape you and break half your skeleton in the process. Then break the reast before she rapes you again. Then kills you.
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�GaYperson4u� hey sexy
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�Kupo� damn my quick wrists
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�Seidaki� ((*Whispers like a LoTR char..* ..The Black Penis Approaches..))
�Vega� ((Master Frodo, The black penis approaches, WHAT SHALL WE DO!? *King interuppts* Let it cum!
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�Squirrel� 10 minutes.. You did not just say 10 minutes.. Correct me if im wrong! BUT U SAID 10 MINUTES.. That.. is complete.. bullshit man. I JUST GAVE YOU TWO SETS.. OF FIVE. Get off your FAT ASS.. AND GET ME.. TO THE BAGEL SHOP
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�Vega� I had a dream i was having a dream, and in that dream of a dream i was sleeping... having a dream. �.�;
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�LuvuYuna� ON DECK YOU SCABEROUS DOGS!!!!....SY..you should treat staff like that.........
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�Vega� Only emails I get is how to enlarge my penis.
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ARGUEMENT OF SEI AND VEGA
(1) Vega: Dude God isnt real.
(2) Sei: God gave you life. Satan gave you a small penis.
(3) Therefor, God exists.
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�LuvuYuna� Hello endes...are you a chick?
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�Tsukaku[Sleep]� i just backhanded NightCrawler
�Tsukaku[Sleep]� it takes BALLS to do what i just did
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�Vega� Daika Makoto.... Perverted channel full of semen and what-not.
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�Stag� i leave for a minute and u make him wear a thong, u just ruined the purpose why i live
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�Kionae� Hmm... and hour long movie of Cloud fighting Sephy... They should make that next. ;)
�Vega� That'd get boring.
�Kionae� Not if they fight naked...
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�Reno� but she only comes.. when shes ontopp
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�Tsukaku� i just..
�Tsukaku� i just took the tobacco out of a cigerette..
�Tsukaku� and filled it with chocolate for chocolate milk
�Tsukaku� and tried to smoke it
�Tsukaku� worst thing ever bro
�Tsukaku� dont ever try that
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Tsukaku� Well.. Polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake..
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�Richmond� Guess what guys.. I have a boner. ;D
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�Preacher� Do you, Arky, take Matt to b-
�`Lisa� Who wants to hear about my personal life?! ^_^
�Preacher� ..Right.. Anyway Matt, do you t-
�`Lisa� MY GAY FRIEND IS GETTING MARRIED! ^_^
�Preacher� ..Okay will somebody fucking shoot her?
�Seidaki� I'm one step ahead of ya! *Blows `Lisa's fucking head off with a shotgun.*
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�CloudStrife� hmmm mines shoterter than urs
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�Tsukaku� Anyway.. change of subject �.� Just my luck IRCops will pull up the log of this channel and say "Oh! Look at him! He said somethin bad! SEND IN THE JEDI TO PLACE IT ON +S!"
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�Tsukaku� ..Doesn't chessman just remind you of Yoda though?
�Tsukaku� I mean.. he like.. leads the force.
�Tsukaku� IRCops remind me of the JEdi.
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�Tiffumz[Busy]� You'd moan so hard..your balls fall off.
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�Kionae� "The key to being the monk is the monk-key"
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�Vega� You were the one who started it.
�Tsukaku� HEY U FUSED BACK
�Vega� DON'T MAKE ME GET OUT OF THIS CHAIR!
�Tsukaku� DONT MAKE ME CALL U ON A VIOLATION
�Vega� I DIDN'T DO FUCKIN' SHIT WRONG!
�Tsukaku� THATS IT
�Tsukaku� WE WILL SETTLE THIS..
�Tsukaku� WITH A ROSHAMBO!
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�Seidaki� shes 28!
�Seidaki� and im 15!
�Seidaki� we're PERFECT
�Vega� Well she's 8 and i'm 14!
�Vega� SO HAH!
�Vega� BETTER MATCH!
�Vega� MADE IN HEAVEN! Bizatch *snap kicks*
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�Seidaki� least i can say that i raped Aura's girlfriend
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�Sephiroth� *Prances around in a Sermon type thong, approaching the alter and asking silence.* PEOPLE OF SEPHY-ISM!!! .... *Long pause* ... I HAVE A SCROTUM!
�Crowd� ..... *Long Pause..*
�Crowd� YEAHH!!!!
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�Dante� Man, YOu quote anything...
�Seidaki[Sleep]� stuff thats not funny..
�Dante� Yeah...
�Dante� Even I didn't think I was funny.
�Seidaki[Sleep]� then again..
�Seidaki[Sleep]� he 'is' gay..
�Seidaki[Sleep]� so i guess its okay..
�Dante� Oh yeah... �Dante� Carry on V.
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�Dante� Holy shit... The smurfs are on...
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�Vicious� TRY AOL 9.0 NOW!!! �Me� Fuck you. *pulls out glock* Try my bullet, free of charge, one death per bullet. All your needs in life fulfilled, Subscribe now, bitch *Bang*
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�Seidaki� anyway
�Seidaki� Vega
�Seidaki� what all happened after i went to sleep? o.O;
�Vega� Err, V started having gay orgys.
�Vega� Then I went to bed out of disgust.
�Seidaki� �.�.. like usual..
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�Sephiroth� im gonna go drool over LOTR 1 + 2 on 32" flatscreen and then fall asleep with my hand down my boxors
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�Saiban� Here's a computer tip. Next time your computer freezes, pee on it. The warmth of your bodily fluids will thaw the mother board.
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�Seidaki� French people make my dick look like the Eiffel Tower
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�Seidaki� I molest girls daily dude. And V.. he jacks off to me molesting girls daily.. and Vega.. he normally helps when hes not fucking Tiffy
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�Nobody� Nobody is perfect. I am a Nobody....Therefore I am Perfect.
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�HighPriestess� Did someone mention orgy ... what did I miss. XD
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�Turk_Reno� and yeah, I look forward to meeting V to.. So I can ask him the capital of Tailand.. and as he hesitates.. Ill go "BANGCOCK!" And slam my fist into his balls
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�Vega� The next time you're having a bad day imagine this: You're a siamese twin, Your Brother, attatched at your shoulder, is gay. You're not, He has a date comming over tonight, You only have one ass...
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�SavE_My_SouL� You don't know me, I'm no Whore okay, I have Morals.
�Seidaki� oh okay
* Seidaki fucks her anyway
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�Sephiroth� its ok, whenever i want pussy i go an knock over at the 20yr old single over the road and ask for sugar
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�Vega� Holy acronyms batman, we need to return to the batcave! *Wears some skimpy little yellow thong*
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�Seidaki� *Slowly licks acrossed Dark_Sorceress's cheek softly, leaving Seidaki-drool slowly sliding down her skin as he would gaze at her with his ebony blue eyes..* ..Fuck me if im wrong.. but.. have we met, babe..?
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�Hikyuu� whats up?
�Hikyuu� come on answer!!
�Seidaki� lol..nothing.. �.�
�Hikyuu� that sucks.
�Hikyuu� oh oh ask me!!
�Hikyuu� ask me!!
�Hikyuu� ask mee!
�Seidaki� ..whats up hikyuu o.O..
�Hikyuu� ;x im finally coming out of the closet today, im bi!
�Seidaki� ...um...okay?
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�Zelse� Vega, no one wants to know you've been shaking hand with Mr. 2 inches.
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Seid[SpankingTheMonkey]� *RELEASES HIS SPIFF ALL OVER THE DAIKA MAKOTO FLOOR*
�Seid[SpankingTheMonkey]� AAHHHHH
* Seid[SpankingTheMonkey] is now known as Seidaki
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�Michelle� Ohh.. Now I see.. Love isnt.. just a feeling.. Its shaving your ballss! Thanks dad! *huggles him*
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* Sephiroth (Sephiroth@=O9kmea62-686-76-654.range81-152.btcentralplus.com) has joined #services
�dvdjet� Hi Sephiroth, how can I help you?
�Sephiroth� ^Chessman i think you're a cock, i hate you, and all germans, power to all Jews and especially to your mom ;D she was hawt las night
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�Setshi� Dont be confused. Start a mass orgy.
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�Seidaki� o.O �-- my only face thats a habit
�Seidaki� `-` �-- I hate that face
�Seidaki� =/ �-- I hate that one more
�Seidaki� :/ �-- I hate that one the most
�Seidaki� :O �-- I love girls that do that one
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�Seidaki� Right.. so..
�Seidaki� I can go an assfuck any lady I want..
�Seidaki� But no, I can't call them a dirty skank?
�Seidaki� ..I can live with that.
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�Seidaki� Canni get outta this room?
�Seidaki� Theres like.. a large abundance of cock in here..
�Seidaki� I feel uncomfortable.
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�Seidaki� one of these days.. i gotta take all of you to Iowa..
�Seidaki� where I used to live..
�Seidaki� and..
�Kurse� rape us?
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�Seidaki� Hi, I'm Saddam....want to see my weapon of @ss destruction?...... I swear to God this drunk guy said this just about 6 months ago....right in front of me.....my g/f threw a drink in his face and he was escorted out.
�Lucrecia-Sinned� ........
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* Vicious chops Senada's dick off with Anti-Senada clippers.
�Vicious� o_O;
�Senada� ...
�Vicious� I'll handle Arky from now on.
�Vicious� O_o;
�Senada� I'M NOT LOSIN MY DICK AGAIN!!!!
�Senada� already did that once ��
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�Kyou� V looks like a fucking dumbass with inverted colors lmfao
�Dante� V is a fucking dumbass.
�Dante� Wheres the joke?
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�Saiban� My Eyes, they burn!!
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* Guest91728 was kicked by Seidaki ([ What part of watch the god damn language do you not under-fuckin-stand? ] � [ 132 Visions Shattered.. ])
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�Az|cleaning� At least I'm not gay like you are!
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�BlackDeth� i like stalked this girl sorta :D
�BlackDeth� like once she asked me for a ride home from work
�BlackDeth� and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
�BlackDeth� and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?
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�Stormrider� I should bomb something
�Stormrider� ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
�Stormrider� Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
�Elzie_Ann� I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
�FBI� We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
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�|YoShi|� FBI just came to my house
�Shorty� when they held up their fbi badge didn't u say somethng heroic
�|YoShi|� yeah i said, hold on let me get dressed
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�MortalKombat� stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
�mat|t� rofl
�MortalKombat� omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
�Acaila� FATALITY!
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�Seidaki� You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout cause im tellin you why.. CAUSE IM GONNA KILL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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�RingLass� kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I realized they were talking about computers ...
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�Seidaki� You want to avoid this. Either shave your entire body or cum away from the water. Say in her mouth. If she doesn't like that, pee on her.
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�Seidaki� Showers with your partner are a lot of fun. It's the best way to get her to clean that nasty crotch of hers and a good excuse for you to make sure she does. Cum away from the water. Ladies and Gentlemen... Please, Cum away from the water.
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* Mudvayne is now known as Mudvayne[spankage]
* Dope is now known as Dope[spankage]
* SlipKnot is now known as SlitKnot[spankage]
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�Seidaki� this is proof everyone
�Seidaki� TRUE PROOF
�Seidaki� that
�Seidaki� God
�Seidaki� is a fucker
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�Dope� Yeah, your gay, Fatboy. You deserve to be hunted down by homophobes like me, and shot to death. Sorry man, its tradition. Gimme your address, name, number, and cell phone number, and I'll be at your house to murder your fatass in two days. Seven oclock sharp.
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�Rashi� sorry i don't do that *she looks at Dope calmly* find another playmate
�Dope� ..Fine then
�Dope� *Strokes his right hand..* �Dope� My precious..
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�Vega� *Returns, smoke hanging from his lips and his shirt unbuttoned, hair ruffled, breathing heavily*
�Vega� First, It was strange, then exciting, then rather scary, then it became comforting, all up, I think I had a great time.
�`Aeris� Exacly like That.
�Vega� Well what do you expect from the bathroom?
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�Vicious� *makes a Vega impression* Duhhhh...*drools*
�Idenshi� *Makes a V impression* *Bends over for some fat sumo to take him up the arse*
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* You were kicked by SeX^MaSTeR (Banned)
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* Mudvayne has his way with Yukina's face.
�Mudvayne� I get the leftovers.
�Mudvayne� AGAIN!
* Mudvayne fucks her face some more.
�Mudvayne� Oh well.
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�Seidaki� erm
�Seidaki� wha?
�Seidaki� what about me? o.O;
�Seidaki� ohh!
�Seidaki� I made another person leave IRC
�Seidaki� whew
�Seidaki� i thought it was somethin important
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�Seidaki� You can rape your sisters..
�Seidaki� You can rape your brothers..
�Seidaki� And you can rape your mothers..
�Seidaki� But raping animals..
�Seidaki� VIOLATION DUDE
�Seidaki� TOTAL FUCKING VIOLATION
�Vicious� I'm not really raping Bubba o.O Bubba would pwn me.
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�cloud_101� yall nead 2lern how 2 speall
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* Dope is now known as Seidaki
�xenSity� i knew it was you sei
�xenSity� i generally associate the word 'dope' with you
�Seidaki� *Feels proud*
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�Seidaki� I wasn't very popular in high school cause the whole three testicle thing wasn't very in.
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�Seidaki� The only reason in the world that I bought a computer was to look up UFO porn. ^^ �Hioake� ...Same.
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�Seidaki� I once tried to start a nudist colony in our bus, and it pretty much ended up as just me hanging around naked...
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�Seidaki� if i were a girl, every time i went to the gynochologist, id fake an orgasm
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�Seidaki� I'm a ninja of the masturbatory arts
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�Seidaki� If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.
�McKayla� ..Well your band isn't getting to far anytime soon. lmao
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�Seidaki� I don't get boy bands today. They don't write their own songs, and everything is choreographed from their dance moves on stage to how they have sex with each other after the show
�McKayla� ..You think of the most random shit. lmfao
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�Seidaki� I hope this song touches you like your father does.
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�Seidaki� Yeah.. me, Vega and Vicious..
�Seidaki� you knu..
�Seidaki� Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both.
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�Seidaki� And we don't stay up all night driving, now we stay up all night drinking.
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�Seidaki� We just write down a bunch of words, and pray to god they make sense. And if we don't, it doesn't matter, were sexy.
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�Vega� Our band won't go no-where fast, I'll be on the piss all day and all night... V I dunno what the fuck he'll be doing and you'll be rooting everything that has two legs and a cunt in the middle.
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�Seidaki� We've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off..
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�Seidaki� We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying.
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�Satim� Does anybody think it's wierd to shit there pants in their sleep? Not that I do, but I did it last night and I'm wondering if that's what smells.
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�Seidaki� It would suck to go to your grave wondering what you could have done with your band if you didn't try.
�McKayla� ..You know how gay that sounded? lmao
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�McKayla� Well whos the best in bed?
�Seidaki� I'm probably the best in bed, even if it is just myself in bed..
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�Satim� I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay
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�Seidaki� I don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I am the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made the penis vagina way.
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�Seidaki� hey what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? that would suck... you only got three.
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�Seidaki� People come to our shows with their kids and 5 minutes into our show u can see them grabbing their kids and walking out. its funny
�angelwolf� ...thats sad o_o
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�SpikeyHairedFreak� Me: You hittin on my girl dawg? Ben: Yeah, your hitting on his girl, dawg. Me: Time to get your ass kicked Ben: YEAh, your ass is goin DOWN to funky town! Me: *looks at Ben..* ..... -.-
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�Vega� We will do like a Narrator: *Assfuck finds Gravity materia.
�Vega� With more desc.
�Seidaki� ..That lucky assfuck.
�Seidaki� I want gravityyyy *whine*
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�Lestat[spankage]� ((That proves it..))
�Lestat[spankage]� ((To much spankage.. is BAD for one person!))
�Lestat� ((I spanked so much.. my computer killed itself cause it had to watch. �.�))
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�Maggot� he wouldnt let me touch his penis though
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�Jesus� *Begins walking on water* My disciples.. please.. worship m- *Gets eaten by a shark*
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* Zidane molests his sistys ass with his tail
* Azriel moans? oO
�Zidane� Better moan..
�Zidane� Not the first time this tails been up there
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�Zidane� nobody can ghost me on this one..
�Zidane� cause its the one.. password i kept all special
* Zidane ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Vicious)))
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�Seidaki� my dick is more sensitive when im high :D
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�Joseph� I masturbates once
�Joseph� as a test
�Joseph� 20 times in an hour
�Joseph� the last three were dry-fires
�Joseph� and my balls ached for two days
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�Azriel� Okay dinner was very odd, more so than usual.
�Lestat� Why? o.O
�Lestat� Did everybody whip out their penis's and start masturbating during dinner?
�Lestat� And then let loose into the orange juice?
�Azriel� Sei your a perv and you have a sick twisted mind
�Lestat� I knu sisty ^^
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* Fuchsia is now known as FuchsiaArchAngel
* Ark is now known as VegaArchAngel
* Seidaki is now known as SeidakiArchPervert
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Molly on @#gayteenboys #Lounge #Baja_ruins #Dot's_Bar
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�Molly� ..Hey guys
�Molly� I have a confession
�Molly� I'm a man... o_o
�ShadowZero� We knew that
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�Molly� I PLANTED A BOMB IN YOUR UTERUS
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�Seidaki� ...Avenge..? Trying To Kill Moonlight? Not Even I, Seidaki, Is THAT Freakin' Stupid.
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�Seidaki� One time I made a pad into a necklece.. and wrote "BLING BLING" on the front of it and went to school wearing it. �.�
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�Vega� Who wants to be a necrophilliac.
�Vega� I'll only do it if someone else does.
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�Molly� I'm usually everyone's chair
�Molly� -.- No one knows I exist
�Sesshoumaru� No you're everyone's toilet. We give the shit you take it
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�Sesshoumaru� Bend over Molly, I'll give you an idea
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�Sei[Brb]� Man.. I'm so bored that I just jacked off to a Britney Spears concert on TV..
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* Kimmi ::Unzips her jacket slowly, dipping down to the floor, legs spread.
�Sillhouette_Benitora� ...
�Sillhouette_Benitora� Ok, time to leave.
* Sillhouette_Benitora was kicked by Vicious ([ To Die.. Is To Know That You're Truly Alive.. ] � [ 370 Visions Shattered.. ])
�Vicious� Unnapreciative, kids these days..
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�Hopai� GAY PORN IS THE BEST KIND
�Hopai� IT HAS BOOBIES
* Hopai was kicked by Vicious ([ wtf ] � [ 375 Visions Shattered.. ])
�Seidaki� I think Hopai's dad gave him an odd version of.. "The talk."
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�Vicious� I'm bored �NightRaven� But we're having sex!
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�NightR[a]ven� Fubu shirt - $50
�NightR[a]ven� Rocca Wear sweatshirt - $80
�NightR[a]ven� Sean John hat - $30
�NightR[a]ven� Realizing you're white... - * *priceless*
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* Seidaki casts the other spell.. the dick-mouth spell on Vega, causing a Vicious's dick to be attracted to Vegas mouth. �.�
* Vicious moans
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�Vicious� *looks at his crotch* poor little feller.. first day televised...
�Vicious� *pets* it's okay, little guy
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�Tiff� Tell Kimmi..That I'm sorry.
�Vicious� I will
�Tiff� I'm sorry for all the pain I've caused, I'm sorry for all the joy I ever gave.
�Tiff� I'm sorry for everything
�Vicious� Uh
�Vicious� a little dramatic there
�Vicious� you're just leaving the chatroom
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�Maximus� Bend over, I'll show you the opposite of little
* Molly clings to David's arm.
�Molly� IS IT IN YET MAX?!
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�Judge� Ill show you undeveloped *Judge unzips his shorts
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* Ryanharvey shits his crimson eye to the side then looks at vamp "There gonna be a problem to both of us."
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�Trent`� my hair feels clean..
�Trent`� ahh nvm it doesnt
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�XIII� hello all u happy ppl!!
* Axel hits the flame button as fire spews up from all around �Axel� yes... happy
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* Judge{HALO} was kicked by Vamp (* God sticks his big dick up Judge's ass.* HUMP OF DEATH! *Theme music.*)
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�Trent`� i think ive masturbated to the point where i take everything serious these days
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�Kyonshi� I'm writing a story..
�Kyonshi� Scary... Right?
�xenSity� you can write?
�xenSity� nono, you can think?
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�NightRaven� "Bend over, I'll show you a virus"
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�Yale� Why are you in school ��
�Yale� its summer ��
�Seidaki[sleep]� Hes in Australia.
�Seidaki[sleep]� Australians are dumbasses *whisper*
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�Seidaki� Yeah.. last time I tried to go gangster, I turned one of my sister's pads into a necklece and wrote "BLING BLING" on the front of it and went to school.. Man I was badass.
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�Judge� im a CHANGED MAN!
�Judge� AND I STILL HAVE MY COCK!
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* Seidaki Puts on some spikey gloves and grasps ahold of Judge's balls, the spiked tips piercing into the flesh of the marbal sized spheres before lifting him up and tossing him into a pit of gay midgit transexual hermaphrodites to be beaten and raped for the enjoyment of their midgit cocks.
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�Dude-O� okay, I shall git mah bitchez to giv me da sweet lovin'
�Trent� your mom doesnt count, dude
�Dude-O� what about my grandmother?
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�Yuna� Okay okay I'll admit it.. I'm a guy.
�Vega� ....
* Vega amputates his penis.
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�Molly� o.o I'd probably be the last person you'd expect to hear this from, BUT I WANNA GET HIGH
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�Tiffumz� I'm sorry for being all kinda bitchy, but really, just..drop it.
�Squall� No, I'm talking to Tiffany, not an established persona.... Bleh, I'm sorry too. ._.
�Cheetah� sooooo, how about them Lakers...
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�Zidane� Never say that Seidaki cant do something.. �.�
�Zidane� Cause he always screws you over and does it anyway. o.O
�Cheetah� seidaki can't have sex with other guys... hah, now you have an obligation to do it!
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�Kyonshi� u goin to bed?
�Dante[sleep] No
�Dante[sleep]� I'm going to bed.
�Kyonshi� thas what i said
�Kyonshi� ....
�Dante[sleep]� I was dignifying your stupid question with an equally pathetic answer.
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�Seidaki� was that anime called Final Fantasy Unlimited?
�Seidaki� First ep any good? o.O
�xenSity� they had to fight a giant mushroom monster with one eye in the one I saw
�Zidane� Giant mushroom monster with one eye..
�Zidane� Reminds me of my dick. �.�
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�Molly� Besides, we were talking about pot.
�Molly� Not weed.
�Seidaki� ...
�Seidaki� Dude..
�Seidaki� weed IS pot..
�Kyre� Ouch..
�Molly� WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?! TAKE DRUG EDUCATION?!
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�Lois� You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
�Peter� Uh, what could me and you do together?
* Lois giggles.
�Peter� Lois. You've got a sick mind.
�Lois� Peter, I'm talking about making love.
�Peter� Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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�Doctor� Mr. Griffin I'm saying you're fine.
�Peter Griffin� Now what? Are you coming on to me?
�Lois Griffin� Peter, he's not coming on to you. He's trying to tell you you're healthy.
�Doctor� ...Can't it be both?
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�Seidaki� was that anime called Final Fantasy Unlimited?
�Seidaki� First ep any good? o.O
�xenSity� they had to fight a giant mushroom monster with one eye in the one I saw
�Zidane� Giant mushroom monster with one eye..
�Zidane� Reminds me of my dick. �.�
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�Lucifer� Man..
�Lucifer� Nothing fuels the penis more than a catgirl being raped up the ass by a banana..
�Lucifer� *Sigh of relief*
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* Lacrimosa rapes sei as he leaves
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�Hopai� i once posted a picture of my nuts on a random german forum
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�Seidaki� The pants could already be sitting in the back of a van.
�Hopai� more likely a truck
�Hopai� being driven by a trucker
�Hopai� getting a blowjob from a cheap interstate hooker
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�Seidaki[TV]� *Passionate smile on his face, watching the beginning of the Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship..* ..Man.. this movie never gets old.. *Smile..* .... *Hesitation..* .... *Turns the channel.*
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* Illusion ([email protected]) Quit (Meow! | Quit: "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings)
�Lucifer� ...
�Lucifer� Man.. That quote really makes me depressed for some reason o.O
�Lucifer� It reminds me so much of myself and pussy..
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�Vicious� Every time you masturbate, god kills a kitten
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�Lucifer� I can just see me, you and vega once we die..
�Lucifer� We'll go to heaven and later on we will be spotted kicking Jesus while hes on the ground �Lucifer� laughing as we do it �.�
�God� ..WHAT IN MY NAME ARE YOU DOING TO MY SON?!
�Vicious� 'Nothin, sir!'
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�Vicious� My serial-killer grampa's name is David
�Vicious� He's seriously a mass-murderer XD
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�Lucifer[Sleep-Interview]� *Yells as his head pops up from his bed "PUSSY!"* .... *breathing hard*
�Lucifer[Sleep-Interview]� man..
�Lucifer[Sleep-Interview]� i literally just had a dream..
�Lucifer[Sleep-Interview]� a giant pussy with legs was sucking up everything in sight..
�Lucifer[Sleep-Interview]� it was giant man.. walking around new york city like godzilla �.�
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�Seidaki� I mean, if you decide to walk out of the kitchen naked with whipped cream all over you.. we will be like.. "Oh kimmi did that, its cool"
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* Tsukaku jumps out of the closet, throwing his back against it and busting it open. He comes falling out
* Tsukaku makes a quick escape with his zipper down. �.�
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�Vega� :)
�Vega� STICK IT IN HER BUM!
�Vega� O_O! �Vega� YES!
�Vega� THAT'S THE WAY!
�Vega� PHONE
�Vega� SHUT UP!
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�Tiffumz� *Wakes up*
* Vicious tackles suddenly with a two foot dildo.
�Vicious� mornin'!
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�Seidaki[awaynesss]� looked cool for a few weeks.. then i took a good look at my dick in the mirror.. and those piercings made my dick look like hellraizer �.� so i took it out
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* Moonlight plucks him out in a disatisfied manner. Too small.. ;-;
* Vicious notes he only seems small cause a big dick in her is like a hot dog in hallway
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�Seidaki� ew..
�Seidaki� thats..
�Seidaki� really..
�Seidaki� really..
�Seidaki� really..
�Seidaki� really..
�Seidaki� really......
�Seidaki� Disturbing.
�Seidaki� And yet patheticly pathetic..
�Seidaki� In the most pathetic ways..
�Seidaki� That I can patheticly think of..
�Seidaki� So again.. ends another saga of patheticness..
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�Kairi� bad mood...not gonna be able to please myself for atleast another 2 or 3 weeks
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�Seidaki� my brain is like an ocean.. the fish are the brain cells.. Why is there only one fish.. XD
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�Kimmi� Bunny's........... have like... super sensors......... so when someone tries to rape a bunny.... they ejaculate some kinda glue stuff from their ass...... and like... your dick gets stuck up there.
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�Colt� "Yeah man.. theres this shit, right? This SHIT! Like, you go to sleep right? You start dreaming man.. DREAMING.. And you know how that shit happens? And you die and wake up? Sometimes.. you never wake up from it mannnn.."
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�Kimmi� I was like O_O the roof or something, looking down at Ben and Kevin talking Ben: Wheres David? Kev: Getting stoned... Ben: Wheres Kimmi? Kev: ....at work Ben: Kimmi has a job now? Kev: Yep.. shes a whore.
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�Seidaki� yeh know.. im such an idiot.. if i went to australia, id be stoned all the time, and people would be talking about "entering Sydney" and id be like.. "..Lotta talk bout Sydney.. She hot or somethin? �.�"
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�Seid[SleepinWitJoorMom]� you'd think girls would stay skinny cause their the bitches that always watch their weight o.O
�Seid[SleepinWitJoorMom]� Guess they suddenly give up in life because their stuck with a dickhead husband and a kid
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�Seidaki� What the hell?
�Seidaki� They call your cock sex now?
�Seidaki� �.� I need to update myself in the cyber sex area.
�Oldschool� Me too...
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�Oldschool� I scared a chick one time. 'Cause I like to piss my parents off, so I'll dress up as a guy a lot when I go out. And this one chick thought I was a dude, and whenever I sit down in these clam diggers, it looks like I have a boner. And this chick just stared at me. So I winked.
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* Helen-gone ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: -When typos go wrong!-
�``Amber``�
�Sakura� *Hops up on the dick, frowning.*
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�Seidaki� ((Wish I had a talking sword.. I'd probly fall in love with it, and then I'd hurt on the inside because theres no posible.. unpainful way to have innercorse. �.�))
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�Seidaki� someone could probly dump a whole bottle of rubbing alcohol into a can of beer and id drink it.. then die a few mins afterwords �.� �Dude-O� because sei, my man, you're a dumbass
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�Seidaki[SleepinWitJoorMom]� poor guy..
�Vicious� poor guy?
�Vicious� did sei just say that?
�Seidaki[SleepinWitJoorMom]� look at him man XD
�Seidaki[SleepinWitJoorMom]� he probly lost his penis o.O
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�Seidaki� and man..
�Seidaki� ive been spitting in this lil trashbin all night..
�Seidaki� and just a lil bit ago, i crawled off my couch..
�Seidaki� and accidentally stuck my foot in that trashbin
�Seidaki� SICKEST thing ive ever felt
�Vicious� o_O and to think, hundreds of girls masturbate to your pic every night
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�Seidaki� Last time I went to an icecream truck, me and 5 other friends just got high: *Chases down the street after the icecream truck* WAIT COME BACK! I WANT A POPSICKLE!
�Icecream Guy� *Looks at their eyes..* Wow, jesus..
�Seidaki� that guy was awesome lol
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* Venesuelas grills some burgers
�Venesuelas� Anyone up for one?
�Vega[StarOcean]� ..
�Vega[StarOcean]� Yeah... I'll have a tasteless text burger..
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�Seidaki� My penis will be available in stores in the shape of a dildo in year 2069. �_� I signed a contract with Hue Heffner last week. Year 2069, he officially owns my penis.. Thats if the old fuck is still alive. Which is doubtful.
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�Crono� my friend bobby just called me up and told me his gf was sucking his dick, and when he came in her mouth she spat the cum back in his and broke up with him
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�Laro� In fact, the person who made my sandwich at Subway was clearly a homosexual...but did I ask him to was his hands before making my food? No, I assumed he already washed them due to health standards, and he WAS wearing rubber gloves. �Laro� I figured my chances of getting an STD were below 25%
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�Vega[StarOcean]� Kay... Dagger = Curaga... probably her only best.
�Vega[StarOcean]� Now Eiko... Full Life, Holy, Dlb White as a trance.
�Seidaki� You go ahead and have sex with your Eiko.
�Seidaki� I'll have sex with Dagger.
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�Tandor� �Seidaki� I gave a 7 year old a cigerette cause he wanted one. �--- That has to be one of the 20 MOST immoral things anyone I've ever known has ever done.
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�Sephiroth� my..
�Sephiroth� manhood �Sephiroth� has been breached
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