Ok folks this is basically a crazy round up of Rod's life and how he got to where he was - 6ft under. Ha ha, no not really.
Rodney
Hull was born in this Marvelous country, before coming a traitor and fuckin'
off to Australia. this is where his main future was to come to him. During
a heave night out one night he found himself sleeping in a gutter wearing
his synonymous pink (and rather gay) 
suit
on.
While sleeping off the after affects of 12 Baileys his arm slipped into an old bag of rubbish which contained superglue - thus; sticking the bad to his right arm. This, obviously looking like a scruffy, mangled, untidy, ugly and dirty man people were to look and stare, embarrassed by this he pretended to be a street entertainer and that the rubbish bag was a bird that he liked to sodomise in the quiet hours of the night, called EMU.
As
he did his crazy song and dance routine of "Sheila Where's Me Cock?"
and the infamous and now illegal "EMU Take My Pink Windmill And Stick
It Up My Ass!" which only reached number 75 in the summer of 79. As Rodney
did his 'thang' TV executive Michael Wank was masturbating around the corner
and heard the crowd laughing. Thinking that they had seen the size of his
winkie he turned. Only to see Rodney Hull (MR) entertaining the crowd to a
massive delight. Wank immediately signed Hull up and took him aboard Australia's
number 1 network - Channel WANK!
Hull came on Wank and was a natural. He entertained all the kids with his crazy antics and talks of magic Windmills. The executives were not happy with Hull and his talks of Pink Windmills and had threatened to sack him many times, but they did not as they knew that Hull could pull a better crowd than a free whore at a wank convention.
After 6 years of Hulls ugly chops on the box and his talk of Windmills and Evil Fat, ugly witches they eventually brought him into the office and fired his sorry ass.
"Hull you cunt, get your fuckin sorry gay, pink, Bird loving ass outta this fuckin building! Oh and Hull! Leave that fuckin bird at the front desk on your way out!"
Is what Wank said to Hull. But Hull got the last laugh. He took EMU home with him, and had him copied!
2 Years later Hull had his own show - The Pink Windmill, and was able to send a VHS copy of his first ever show to Wank in Channel WANK!. Unfortunately, Hull didn't know that Australia had a different tape format over there and could not watch PAL VHS videos, so to this day Wank knows not of the tragedy of Hull being on TV. And the very, very sad loss of him on his greenhouse.
So anyway, the Hull retired and ended up bankrupt after years and years of unsuccessful breeding at his EMU farm. The Farm was unsuccessful as Rod was always there with his had up the ass of EMU so he couldn't have found it easy to pull or get it up and fuck with some twats arm up his ass.
But now EMU pulls like there is no tomorrow, because the hull is no more. The Hull, has left the windmill. And as you can all imagine it was a ironic shame that Hull died trying to fix the TV, as if to say;
"Hey kids, TV ain't that good, there is more good outside! Go outside and spread joy happiness and illegal substances!"
A lot of people have found it hard to believe that Hull died falling off a roof, and that there may have been a conspiracy as it was a well known fact that Bernard Matthews was after Rod Hulls EMU farm as he was after a new kind of taste for his turkeys. So this is a stolen diagram from the offices of The Queens Council that was used in a secret case - Queens Council V's Matthews 1999;
I think that the word you are looking for is 'CLASS' or 'SICK' either one
is good.
Click here for Rod Hull's Interview on TWRNJ
