Basically, Grotbags was some fat, green bint with a shrieking voice that got on your nerves so fuckin much you actually did hate her and love Rod Hull. Grotbags lives on, which is ironic really as Rod MADE GROTBAGS he picked her up from some shady alley and asked her if she would act as a which with green paint on her chops. She said "It'll cost you extra luv" but he meant on TV.
The lights and shapes dazzled Grotbags and helped to persuade her into the world of TV where she could see all the stars (after Rod hit her) and eat as many children as her tubby stomach could handle. Grotbags was renown for not wanting to appear on TV if everyone thought that she was beautiful and allegedly wanted everyone to call her a dirty fat slag before she would even contemplate going live on air.
On EVERY SINGLE episode of the pink windmill Grotbags would try and get into the windmill and eat all the children as she missed the dinner bell in the ITV canteen but Rod would always use his powers of persuasion to keep the fat tit out.......and Grotbags!! The only natural enemy of Grotbags was A Diet and Salad, the ZERO FAT of all food dishes, of which Rod had plenty. So the slag never got in.
The harsh truth is that Grotbags loved Rod as he was a ladies man, and she, always, was not a lady.
In the early 90's when The Pink Windmill fad died Grotbags went on a massive alcohol binge and ended up loosing her fortune and spending it on Special Brew. Living rough on the streets for two years Grotbags became a homeless and shameless alcy beggin' for money and asking;
"'Ave you got any spare change guvna??"
And telling her alcohol-filled mates how;
"I used to be someone once!" It's so degrading!
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