Here is some classic Rod Hull Jokes, which have only come to light since the death of the superstar. These jokes really do put the ass into class!

Okay, I can't resist...
Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!

What where Rod Hull's last words?
"Emu, grab on to that fucking gutter!"

What's got four legs and goes "shhhhhhhhhh"?
Rod Hull's Telly.

Why did Rod Hull fall off his ladder?
Because Michael J. Fox was steadying it for him.

What were Rod Hull's last words?
"Fly! You fucker, fly!"

What was the last thing to go through Rod Hull's mind as he fell?
His conservatory

What does Rod Hull and Emu have in common?
Neither of them can fly

Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral?
The reception was awful!

Saint Peter to Rod Hull: "Just think, if you had cable you wouldn't be here right now!"

What does Rod Hull & River Phoenix have in common?
They both had a fatal night on the tiles.

What was Rod Hull's favorite musical?
Fiddler On The Roof

What does Rod Hull do his washing with?
Aerial and bounce

Anagram of "Rod Hull" & "Emu"…
'Huulm! No Ladder!'... or...
Mourn dead Hull

What have Rod Hull and the European Commission got in common?
Neither have a hand in EMU anymore.

Why doesn't Emu need Viagra?
Because now his Rod is permanently stiff.

What's the difference between Rod Hull's roof and Vanessa Feltz?
One's very large, covered in slippery green slime and is difficult to get on top of; and the other's Rod Hull's roof.

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