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A Moslem, a Hindu and a Kopite are travelling together on a journey. Night comes and they arrive at a hotel to find there are only two beds available and that one of them will have to sleep in the barn outside. The Moslem agrees to sleep in the barn, however, he returns two minutes later and says that he cannot sleep in the barn because there is a pig in there! The Hindu agrees to swap places with him and heads off to sleep in the barn. However, two minutes later he too returns stating that he cannot sleep in the barn because there is a cow in there. Reluctantly the Kopite agrees to sleep in the barn. Two minutes later the pig and the cow turn up at the door...

A family of Kopites are out shopping somewhere in Essex where they come from. They go into a sports shop and little Billy puts on an Everton shirt and says to his sister, "Look I'm an Evertonian!" With that she slapped him across the face and told him to go and show his mum. So he went over and showed her and she too slapped him across the face, and ordered him to go and show his dad. So he went over and showed his dad the shirt that he was wearing, his dad looked at him and he also slapped him across the face. Later on when they're going home in their car the family turn to little Billy and ask him has he learnt anything from what happened today. He replied, "Yes, I've only been an Evertonian for five minutes and I already hate you Kopite twats!"