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| A small child is playing in a Liverpool street when a Rotweiller jumps over a wall and starts to savage the little kid! A man who is walking down the street charges in! He grabs the dog, wrestles with it, throttles it until it is dead, then kicks it back over the wall from which it came! Another spectator runs over to the man, and shaking his hand says, "You're a hero mate! You just saved that child's life! I'm a reporter from the Liverpool Echo! What's your name?" But the hero is reluctant, "I don't want my name in the papers!" he says! "OK but I've got to tell this story! How about 'Everton Supporter Rescues Baby'?" "No I don't support Everton!" "OK, OK! What about 'Tranmere Supporter Rescues Baby'?" "That's no good! I don't support Tranmere neither!" "Not to worry! But this story has got to be told! What team do you support?" "I'm a Liverpool Supporter!" "Right, I've got the perfect headline; SCUMBAG HOOLIGAN MURDERS FAMILY PET!" |
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| Q. Why did the Post Office recall all of their limited edition Liverpool FC Stamps? A. Because they had picture of Liverpool players on them and people didn't know which side to spit on! |
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| Q. What's the difference between a female Kopite and a pitbull? A. Lipstick! |
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| Q. Father Christmas, The Tooth Fairy, a Kopite from Liverpool, and an old drunk are walking down a road together! They simultaneously spot a �50 note on the floor! Who got it? A. The old drunk of course! The other three or mythical creatures! |
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| Q. What do you have when 100 Kopites are burried up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand! |
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| Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Kopite in the road? A. There are skid marks on the road infront of the dog! |
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| Q. How long does it take a Liverpool fan to change a light bulb in Anfield? A. Three hours because he has to get the train up from Essex! |
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