Alternative Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb,
She thought it rather silly,
So she threw it up into the air,
And caught it by it's.... TOES.

Mary had a motorbike,
She rode it round the grass,
Everytime the wheel went round,
A spoke went up her.... NOSE.

Mary had a little lamb,
And a little duck,
She put them on the mantle piece,
To see if they would.... POSE.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Two mice ran up the clock,
The clock struck one... AND THE OTHER ONE RAN AWAY.

Hey diddle diddle,
The cat did apiddle all over the kitchen mat,
The little dog laughed to see such fun,
THEN HE PIDDLED ALL OVER THE CAT.

Georgy Peorgy Pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out to play,
HE KISSED THEM TOO CAUSE HE WAS GAY!