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| Presenting, The Simpsons E p i s o d e G u i d e : S e a s o n 1 3 |
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| CABF19 Treehouse of Horror XII 6 Nov 2001 Hex and the City: Following a gypsy's curse, Homer becomes Death incarnate as everyone in his presence either dies or mutates, and he must catch a leprechaun in order to lift the curse. House of Whacks: A Hal 9000-style home automation computer takes a fancy to Marge, and unfortunately sees fit to dispose of Homer in the process. Wiz Kids: The children are tutored in the fine art of transforming frogs into princes at the Springfield Elementary School for Wizards, a la Harry Potter. Guest starring Pierce Brosnan and Matthew Perry CABF22 The Parent Rap 11 Nov 2001 Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joy ride in the police chief's patrol car. But just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge named Constance Harm assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imagineable: being tethered to Homer around the clock. Guest starring Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm CABF20 Homer the Moe 18 Nov 2001 After Moe heads for a bartending school to brush up his business skills, Homer is charged with keeping tabs on Springfield's premiere watering hole. But when Moe decides to make his tavern over into something more hip and modern, a disgruntled Homer opens his own bar in the Simpson family garage. Guest starring R.E.M. CABF18 A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love 2 Dec 2001 Homer's new job as the author of fortune cookies assures Mr. Burns that love is on the horizon. Mr. Burns finds it in a woman named Gloria, whom he loves so much that he wants to marry. But as he proposes to Gloria, her ex shows up - which happens to be Snake, and he's just broken out of prison. Guest starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus and George Takei CABF21 The Blunder Years 9 Dec 2001 A restaurant hyponist causes Homer to relive a traumatic childhood experience where, upon swimming in a quarry, he found a dead body. That dead body turned out to be Wayland Smithers' father, Wayland Sr., who had disappeared twenty-five years earlier under suspicious circumstances. Meanwhile, Marge fancies Chad Sexington, the man who appears on the packaging of Burly paper towels. Guest starring Paul Newman, Judith Owen, and Joe Mantegna DABF02 She of Little Faith 16 Dec 2001 Desperate for money, the First Church of Springfield decides to rent out its wallspace to local advertisers. Horrified at the living commercial the church has become, Lisa withdraws herself from the church and converts to Buddhism. Guest starring Richard Gere DABF01 Brawl in the Family 6 Jan 2002 When a Monopoly game goes sour, the Simpsons are forced to undergo the supervision of a social services officer to reinforce the ideals of a functional family. Guest starring Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Harm and Delroy Lindo as Gabriel DABF03 Sweets and Sour Marge 20 Jan 2002 When Springfield is named the "World's Fattest Town", thanks to a diabolical scheme by the Motherloving Sugar Corporation, Marge takes it upon herself to rid the entire town of the sweet stuff. Guest starring Ben Stiller as Garth Motherloving DABF05 Jaws Wired Shut 27 Jan 2002 Homer breaks his jaw in an accident, requiring it to be wired shut for a month. His resulting inability to talk makes him a better listener, and he becomes closer to family and friends because of it. They all like the new Homer much better, but when the wires come off and Homer retains his new attitude, everyone begins to miss the old Homer's antics. DABF04 Half Decent Proposal 10 Feb 2002 Marge, with a little help from Patty, Selma, and Jack (Daniels), E-mails Artie Ziff, who offers $1,000,000 for a weekend ("no funny business") alone with her - money they could use for an operation to make Homer stop snoring. Guest starring Jon Lovitz as Artie Ziff DABF06 The Bart Wants What it Wants 17 Feb 2002 Bart develops a crush on Ranier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta. After hastily deciding he's not ready for love, he dumps her, only to change his mind later. But by then Greta only has eyes for one - Milhouse - and a trip to the set of Ranier's latest movie in Canada isn't enough to win her back. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon as Greta, and Wolfgang Puck DABF07 The Lastest Gun in the West 24 Feb 2002 Bart and Lisa meet a washed-up movie star of westerns from the 1950s and attempt to revive his career by getting him to appear on the Krusty the Klown show. But years of alcohol abuse get in the way. Guest starring Dennis Weaver DABF09 The Old Man and the Key 10 Mar 2002 Grandpa Simpson re-applies for his driver's license in order to impress a woman who moves into the Retirement Castle. Guest starring Olympia Dukakis and Bill Saluga DABF08 Tales from the Public Domain 17 Mar 2002 In a variation on Simpsons Tall Tales, the Simpson family portray mythological and medieval characters: The Odyssey: Homer takes on Homer, as he plays Odysseus. Joan of Arc: Lisa takes on the role of Joan, leading the French to victory over the English, then being sentenced to death. But Marge, not one for tragedy, changes the ending to something more pleasant. Hamlet: Homer asks Bart to avenge his death, but he kills the wrong man, leading to widespread murder and suicide, and boredom of the real Homer, who would rather think about Ghostbusters. DABF10 Blame it On Lisa 31 Mar 2002 Lisa sponsors a South American orphan - and when the child is reported missing, the Simpsons go to Brazil to find him. DABF11 Weekend at Burnsie's 7 Apr 2002 After being attacked in the garden by an unruly group of crows, Homer goes to see Dr. Hibbert about the ongoing pain in his eyes. Dr. Hibbert suggests that Homer begin smoking marijuana for medicinal purposes. When Homer becomes hooked on the wacky tobaccy, he leads a petition to legalize the drug. Guest starring Phish DABF12 Gump Roast 21 Apr 2002 The Springfield Friars Club roasts Homer, with help from clips from past episodes..."but don't call it a clip show". DABF13 I Am Furious Yellow 28 Apr 2002 Bart creates an Internet cartoon entitled Angry Dad that's based on Homer - who then becomes a laughing stock. Guest starring Marvel Comics' Stan Lee DABF14 The Sweetest Apu 5 May 2002 Apu's unbearable life of work and eight kids drives him to have an affair with another woman, and when Manjula finds out, Apu will have to do everything it takes to win her back. DABF15 Little Girl in the Big Ten 12 May 2002 In order to avoid a failing grade in gym, Lisa takes up gymnastics, which she uses to pose as a college student. Meanwhile, Bart is diagnosed with "Panda" virus and is forced to spend a week living in a plastic bubble. Guest starring Robert Pinsky DABF16 The Frying Game 19 May 2002 Homer is sentenced to community service after nearly killing a rare insect found in his backyard pond. While working in a Meals on Wheels program, Homer befriends an elderly old woman. When the woman is thought to be dead, Homer and Marge become murder suspects after being named the sole beneficiaries of her will. Homer is convicted and sentenced to the death penalty, but just before he is scheduled to die in the electric chair, it is revealed that he's a contestant on a new reality show called "Frame Up" and the old woman is alive and well. Guest starring Carmen Electra. DABF17 Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge 22 May 2002 Homer accidentally causes an electrical blackout in Springfield, and all of the citizens begin looting the town's businesses. Chief Wiggum is useless at restoring order, so Homer takes the law into his own hands and becomes a policeman. Guest starring Joe Mantegna |