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EABF21  Treehouse of Horror XIV                                                      02 Nov 2003
"Reaper Madness" - The Grim Reaper has come for Bart, but Homer saves the day by �killing� him. When Homer then tries on the Grim Reaper�s robe, he becomes the new Reaper and starts wreaking havoc until he�s told he must kill Marge; he tricks God into thinking he�s killed Marge to get out of it.

"Frinkenstein" - Frink wins the Nobel Prize, but laments that his father didn�t get to see him win it before they grew apart. The Simpsons track down Frink�s long-lost father only to discover that he�s dead and has been cryogenically frozen. They figure out a way to thaw him out and revive him but once he�s alert, Frink Sr. still finds a way to disappoint his son. Finally, father and son are able to make up before he expires once more - this time for good.

"Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off" - Bart gets his hands on a magic stopwatch that can freeze time and uses it to mischievous ends. When he breaks the watch while time is frozen, he must figure out how to bring things back to normal.

Guest Stars
Jerry Lewis as Frink Sr. and Jennifer Garner


EABF18  My Mother the Carjacker                                                     09 Nov 2003
SEASON PREMIERE

When Marge wins a t-shirt for sending in a newspaper blooper, jealous Homer goes A Beautiful Mind trying to find his own headline gaffe until he discovers a real secret message reuniting him with his Mother.  Unfortunately he accidentally delivers her to the police station, though a quick trial (thanks to Sideshow Mel) has her out in no time.  But after a vengeful Burns has her reincarcerated it's up to Homer to save her from jail time once and for all.

Guest starring
Glenn Close as Mother Simpson.


EABF20  The President Wore Pearls                                                    16 Nov 2003
A highly musical episode parodying "Evita". After Martin stages a school charity casino that turns ugly, Lisa replaces him as school president by narrowly defeating Kearney. The teachers decide she has too much power and distract her from making real changes by filling her days with meaningless duties. When Lisa uncovers the Skinner-Chalmers plot to budget cut art, gym and shop classes, she calls for a student strike that is so successful she is banished to a school for the gifted (and troublesome).


EABF22  The Regina Monologues                                                        23 Nov 2003

Mr. Burns loses a thousand-dollar bill that is quickly turned into the main display at the Museum of Modern Bart. After Burns shows up to reclaim his money, Bart realizes he still earned enough from charging admission to take the Simpsons to England. When they arrive, Marge begs Homer to make this an incident-free trip, which he actually succeeds at until he accidentally runs into the Queen. Now the only thing that will earn Homer a stay of execution is whether he can uncover the plot to poison her majesty.

Guests Stars
Tony Blair, Ian McKellen, and J. K. Rowling


EABF19  The Fat and the Furriest                                                       30 Nov 2003
After another failed Mother's day gift, Homer takes the kids to Sprawl-Mart and ends up buying a Kitchen Carnival for Marge. Homer uses the Carnival to create an edible candy man, but Marge finally forces him to take it to the Springfield Dump - where he's promptly attacked by a bear. When he's labelled a coward by the media, Homer builds a bear-fighting suit, and after some "Jackass" style testing antics sets out to confront the bear, parodying the little-known Canadian documentary "Project Grizzly".


FABF01  Today, I Am a Clown                                                             07 Dec 2003

When Krusty admits that he never had a Bar Mitvah, he turns to his father Rabbi Krustofsky for help. Later, when Krusty realizes his shooting schedule has him working on the Sabbath he proposes to hire a guest host. Not wanting to hire anyone that will upstage him or threaten his career, Krusty hires Homer. At his first show Homer and his guests Lenny, Moe and Carl win over the audience by talking about everyday subjects like donuts. Meanwhile, Krusty holds his Bar Mitvah at the Isotope Stadium and invites Mr. T to read from the Torah.

Guest starring
Jackie Mason as Rabbi Krustofsky and Mr. T


FABF02  'Tis the Fifteenth Season                                                      14 Dec 2003

Homer is given a Joe DiMaggio rookie card by Mr. Burns (who has no idea how much it's worth), so he sells it for a lot of money. After spending most of it on himself, Homer comes to realize his greedy ways when he sees "A Christmas Carol" on TV. So he reverses course and starts to do favours for everyone he can, making Flanders jealous by becoming Springfield's new king of nice. He and Flanders then engage in a head-to-head "nice-off".  Their feud escalates to ridiculous proportions.

Guest starring
Joe Mantegna as Fat Tony


FABF03  Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and                 04 Jan 2004
               Teens, and Gays

A baby riot breaks out at a children�s Roofi concert in Springfield, causing the town�s childless contingent to become fed up with their behavior. An anti-youth lobby is formed, gains steam, and threatens to eliminate all child-friendly aspects of the city.  So Marge takes it upon herself to challenge the growing tide of anti-child sentiment and she fights back with an initiative of her own.
Ultimately, the children win out when they show up at polling places on election day and try to charm entering voters with their youthful innocence - but end up making them too ill to vote.



FABF04  I, (annoyed grunt)-bot                                                           11 Jan 2004
After an unsuccessful race against the school bullies in Bart's recently tweeked bicycle, he decides it is time to get a new one.  Homer, though will only buy Bart a new bike if his old one is wrecked - no questions asked.  Dr. Hibbert 'accidently' strikes Bart's bike and Homer is forced to byu him a new one; meanwhile, Hibbert also hits the Simpsons cat, Snowball II, dead.
After putting Bart's bike together poorly, Bart tells Homer he has no faith in his construction abilities.  Homer and Bart are watching a "BattleBots"-type program on cable and Homer is inspired to build a robot for Bart. Bart disapproves, believing that his lack of engineering knowledge will doom his "project." When this proves to be true, Homer adjusts the robot so that he can operate it from the inside - without Bart knowing. When it proves victorious on the "BattleBots" program, the robot appears in the championship round against the Frinks' robot, where Homer not only find himself outmatched, but he also puts his life at risk.



FABF05  Diatribe of a Mad Housewife                                                  25 Jan 2004

After losing his job at the Nuclear Power Plant, and as a car salesman, Homer becomes an ambulance driver to the misfortune of his passengers.  Meanwhile, Marge writes a novel called "The Harpooned Heart" (using Homer and Ned as inspiration for her characters) and gets endorsements from writers.  Homer buys the book on tape only to discover he is the villain.

Guest starring
Tom Clancy, Thomas Pynchon, and the Olsen Twins


FABF06  Margical History Tour                                                           08 Feb 2004

When Bart, Lisa, and Milhouse realise the Springfield library no longer has books while researching for a school project, Marge educates the children on some classic tales including Homer as King Henry VIII, Lenny and Carl as Lewis and Clark, and the story of a very Bart-like Mozart.


FABF07  Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore                                   15 Feb 2004

Milhouse and his mother move to Capital City, leaving Bart without a best friend and Kirk without a son. Bart finds himself bonding with Lisa, and their relationship grows, that is, until Kirk is awarded "pity custody " of his son. Meanwhile, Homer, after getting drunk, is mistaken for a beggar, and discovers it's not a bad source of second income.

Guest starring
Nick Bakay as Salem the cat (from Sabrina the Teenage Witch), William Daniels as the voice of KITT on Knight Rider, Dick Tufeld as the Lost In Space robot, and Isabel Sanford


FABF09  Smart and Smarter                                                               22 Feb 2004
After Apu and Majula send two of their octuplets to the prestigious Miss Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School, Homer is inspired to do the same for Maggie. Maggie is intially rejected because she doesn't talk, but Lisa eventually finds hidden talents in Maggie that lead to the discovery that Maggie's IQ is actually higher than Lisa. Dejected that she is no longer the "smart one", Lisa tries other ways of getting attention, including trying to sabotage Maggie's future.

Guest starring
Simon Cowell as the preschool admissions officer


FABF08  The Ziff Who Came to Dinner                                              14 Mar 2004

The Simpsons discover the squatter living in their attic is Marge�s old prom date and former billionaire Artie Ziff. When Homer wins Artie�s stock holdings in a poker game, he is sent to white-collar prison for �criminal accounting irregularities�.
After a night of passion with Selma, Artie sees the error of his selfish ways and turns himself in to the Securities Exchange Commission, setting Homer free.

Guest starring
Jon Lovitz as Artie Ziff


FABF10  Co-Dependent's Day                                                             21 Mar 2004
Marge looks for an activity for Homer that doesn't involve beer and naively takes him to an Oktoberfest celebration. Then when Homer gets drunk, Marge winds up taking the fall for his DUI and is sent to rehab.


FABF11  The Wandering Juvie                                                            28 Mar 2004
A kiddie delinquent named Gina befriends Bart in juvenile detention. She later helps the bad seed escape, and the two go on the lam � la The Defiant Ones.

Guest starring
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Gina


FABF12  My Big Fat Geek Wedding                                                     18 Apr 2004

When Principal Skinner gets cold feet before pending nuptials, his fianc�, Edna Krabappel, calls off the wedding. Determined to win her back, Skinner enlists Homer's help. Meanwhile, Marge is convinced Edna can do better. Edna rebounds into the arms of Comic Book Guy, who whisks her off to a comic book convention, where they run into Matt Groening signing autographs. Skinner shows up at the convention in a last, desperate attempt to fight Comic Book Guy for Edna's heart

Guest starring
Matt Groening


FABF14  Catch 'em If You Can                                                            25 Apr 2004
When Homer and Marge get caught having a rendezvous in Miami, Bart, Lisa and Grampa Simpson take off on a cross-country journey, a la "Catch Me if You Can," to foil their romantic getaway. Once in Miami, the kids ditch Grampa, who befriends Raoul, a gay Miami swinger who enjoys Grampa's stories.


FABF15  Simple Simpson                                                                    09 May 2004

Homer becomes a masked vigilante known as �The Pie Man� when he pies Springfield�s miscreants. Lisa asks him to retire when she discovers what he is up to, although she respects what he is doing. After Homer is pushed too far by Mr. Burns, he comes out of retirement for one last time, but unfortunately, Mr. Burns discovers what he is doing and blackmails him into pieing people that he does not like. Homer agrees, but when his next target is to be the Dalai Lama, Homer faces the music and unmasks himself.


FABF13  The Way We Weren't                                                           09 May 2004
When Homer admits that Marge was not his first kiss, we flash back to Homer in summer camp where his first kiss was with an anonymous girl.

Following their kiss, they plan to meet again, but Homer accidentally lands in fat camp and is unable to meet his mystery girl. Marge, (the mystery girl), unaware that he is locked up in Camp Flab-Away, thinks she is stood up and loses faith in men forever. In the end, they both discover that either one pined away for the other until they met their adult selves.


FABF17  Bart Mangled Banner                                                            16 May 2004
After Bart becomes temporarily deaf and accidently moons the American flag, The Simpsons end up in Alcatraz along with other political prisoners, that include Bill Clinton and Michael Moore.  They escape to France where they find a much better life, but decide to return to America as poor immigrants, the Simps, because all of there stuff is there.


SEASON FINALE
FABF18  Fraudcast News                                                                     23 May 2004
Mr. Burns tries to take control of the media using his wealth in order to better his image. However, Lisa refuses to sell her new one-page newspaper.
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