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Just for Joke

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Are u a teen, disturbed by oldies that "U r Next" in marriages ? Solution is to say "U R Next" in funerals.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers
               use...Toothpicks?

What is the Object Oriented Method of getting more wealth ?

Inherit it from parents

Q: What is the similarity between krishna jayanthi and communism?
A: Kaal marks.

Q: How do flies communicate?
A: eee-mail

Q: What is the similarity between short circuit and poraamai?
A: Wire-eriyarthu

Q: What is the similarity between boxing and goddess Kali?
A: Naak-out

Q: Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu win-pannum?
A: Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.

Q: Raja Harischandra use panna paste enna?
A: Promise Toothpaste.

Q: Traffic Inspectors enna paste use pannuvanga?
A: Signal Toothpaste.

Q: Harischandra-kku pudicha biscuit enna?
A: True Biscuit.

Q: Cinema camera-man enna paste use pannuvar?
A: Close-up Toothpaste.

Q: Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum, Mahatma Gandhiji-kkum yenna vidyasam?
A: Vaidyanathan Violinist... Gandhiji Non-violinist!

Q: Spin bowlerukku azhagaana penn kuzhandai pirandal enna peyar vaipar?
A: Bala Tiruppra Sundari

Q: Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?
A: Sumar, anjara (5.5) maasam.

Things Girls Hate In Boys

They Scratch Themselves In Public
They are overly possessive
They Think Complimenting Girls Is A Sin
They Are Sweet Only When They Need Help
They Never Make A Commitment
They Don't Have To Spend As Much Money As Girls To Look Good
They Are Insensitive
They Think Fighting Shows Their Strength
They Never Ask For Directions
They Think A Short Temper Is Cool
They Can't Get Pregnant
They Don't Want To Watch Senti Movies
They Are Escapists
They Have A Huge Ego
They Think A Stubble Looks Cool

Why Men Are So Cool!

Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind. 
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You don't have to learn to spell a new last name.
You can kill your own food. 
Everything on your face stays its original color. 
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 
You can drop by to see a friend without having to
bring a little gift. 
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with:
"So, notice anything different?" 
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

The way to die..?

Mr A and Mr. B were discussing how they would like to die. Mr. A said, "When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. I don't want to die screaming like some of his friends, who also died at the same time." Mr. B asked, "How did his friends die screaming while your grandfather died sleeping peacefully?" Mr A replied, "His friends were the passengers in the car he was driving