Want to nab Verrappan ? Try some expert methods...


1. Newton's Method:
   Let Veerappan catch you. For every action there is
equal and  opposite  reaction.   Implies you caught Veerappan.

2. Einstein Method:
  
   Run in the direction opposite to that of Veerappan. Due to higher  relative  velocity, the Veerappan will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you cantrap Him easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:  At any given moment, there is a positive
probability that Veerappan to  be   in the  Jungle. So set the sandal trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
   We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse  transformation with  respect to Veerappan. Veerappan is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows every thing to pass it  except  Veerappan. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differentiation Method:
   Integrate the forest over the entire area. Veerappan is some where in  the   result.  So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t Veerappan to trace out Veerappan.

7. The Banta's singh's Method   Don't even try. You'll get caught by
Veerappan!




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