| Naughty, Naughty Kiefer Found in Beginning Readers-General under Gardner, Wendy Ann $10.99 Hardcover |
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| No fancy graphics, no fancy stories, just a bunch of bookstore trash thrown together into one website. This page was designed for the use of Books-A-Million store 428 employees only. If you are a stranger wandering around the site, don't expect to "get it". You won't. |
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| IN THE NEWS: |
| It's spring, people are breeding, and life is a bitter, bitter tale. Easter is around the bend and the store's counters have been filled with numerous shitty stuffed-animals, including a bow-tied rabbit that screams "Happy Easter" three times like an ax-murderer. We're supposed to get another bookstore remodel in the next couple of weeks. We'll all sigh in relief as we stop saying: "Travel? Oh, that's under the big sign that says Business and Computers." On a lighter note, Beth recently flushed her nametag down the toilet in the women's bathroom. If you haven't heard about this dumbass move yet, be sure to ask me next time you see her. This story has actually inspired a new section of the website that will be added as soon as I damn well feel like getting around to it. |
| Despite the amazing stupidity it took for me to accomplish my nametag flushing blunder, the DUMBASS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH award will actually have to go to someone else. The store has been short of large trash bags this week, and in a surge of stupidity, one of our employees (who has yet to come forward to accept this award) tried to put a small trashbin liner into the employee garbage can. As a result, Brittany and I spent 20 minutes at closing picking up random pieces of trash off the floor and slinging trash juice on all nearby surfaces. If anyone would like to come forward and graciously accept this honor, I'll award you with not one, but two or three swift kicks to the gut. See you all at work, happy as milk and cookies as always --Bethy D. |
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| Current Feature: BAM Raps Archive Stories: The Legend of Dunder Gigantor |
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| !!ATTENTION EMPLOYEES!! I am now accepting any photos of employees, stories, regular-bastard-customer graphics, or forwarded emails from Matt to employees via email. I need you all to help me with the content here!! Send any information to me at [email protected] Thanks! |
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| A tale of a cat who leaves "presents" Other suggested reads by Gardner: "Heedley Pecked Me in The Eye" |