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| After sending a number of associates to my Books-A-Million website, I noticed a few "strange occurances" and interesting additions to the guestbook on my personal homepages. I felt a few should be documented here. |
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| Full Name: Does it matter? Is the Times in yet? Email Address: Could_You_Hold_A_Copy_For_Me_Its_An_Emergency What do you think of Beth?: Does she write for the NY Times? If so she must be a genius. AIM name: Kiras_Fav_Customer If you were a porn star, what would your name be?: I don't think the NY Times approves of porn Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: If the NY Times tells me it is so, I will believe it Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: The guy who delivers the Times and Mr. Oudes Favorite quote: You're OUTof the Times???? Who are you people? Can't you DO SOMETHING about this?? I MUST HAVE THE NY TIMES OR I WILL HAVE A CONNIPTION RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF THE REGISTER!! |
| Full Name: Jessica Frazier What do you think of Beth?: Well actually I was wondering Beth can you work for me this Friday? I have a holy Koran dinner. Now I'm not really Muslim but you know, so can ya? Favorite quote: It's just not right. |
| Full Name: Cher What do you think of Beth?: Cute girl, but can she sing and dance? I need someone to ride the white elephant in my floor show. Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: I have no need for underwear Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: Mike Moak(he's so hot), Bob Mackie (someone has to make my clothes), Elton John (Bob needs someone to play with) |
| Full Name: Audrey What do you think of Beth?: Oh hi Beth it's Audrey from work! If you were a porn star, what would your name be?: I'm not allowed to see pornographic material. I'm lucky if I can see a PG-13 movie Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: Oh Matt!! He is so hot!! |
| Full Name: Kira the Salebook Drudge If you were a porn star, what would your name be?: Honey Pulaski according to the rules, but I like Ghetto Booty Small Boobies Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: Ewan McGregor (sex slave) Jerry Seinfeld (comic relief... whats the deal with deserted islands...) The Naked Chef (cooking and back-up sex slave) |
| Full Name: John What do you think of Beth?: Hey Beth it is me John. I know kung fu and I grew up in the bronx and I surf in hurricanes and one time I got drunk and did a backflip off of Corey's garage and one time I saw a big bear in the road and one time I gave Corey's cat some super cat food that my d... (text limit cuts off message) AIM name: theneighborhoodshittalker If you were a porn star, what would your name be?: I invented porno Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: my dad owns a sock company in the bronx Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: My kung fu teacher, all members of KISS 'cause I know Gene Simmons and Eric 'cause I constantly hang around him and Beth cause I like how she smell even though my nose is too stuffy and I have a hard time smelling okay and i think that is 3! Favorite quote: "Matt to your register!" "Beth to your register!" "Dave to your register!" "Norma to your register!" It goes on and oh "Testing 123" |
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| Full Name: Crusty Old Man Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: This girl doesn't know what she's doing. I'm going to another message board. |
| Full Name: Ducky! Email Address: Ducky! What do you think of Beth?: Ducky! AIM name: Ducky! If you were a porn star, what would your name be?: Ducky! Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: Ducky! Deserted Island: 3 extra people. Who is with you?: Ducky! Ducky! Ducky! Favorite quote: Ducky!!!!! |
| Full Name: Diane What do you think of Beth?: Hee Hee Hee. I know Beth. We just have a diddley of a time at the Book store and ya know I have an albino for a roomate. Hee hee hee! Chuckle chuckle chuckle! If you were a porn star, what would your name be?: Oh gross pornos gross!!! Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: Pee yuuu stinky socks!!! Hee hee hee!!! |
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| Full Name: Wong Email Address: [email protected] What do you think of Beth?: She saw me dancing with my fellow yellow sisters and brothers. I hope she was impressed and enlightened for Buddha lives within us all. |
| Full Name: Alaina Bin Laden Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: Only if they were worn by 20 white virgins |
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| Full Name: Millard Email Address: [email protected] Do you wear socks twice before washing them?: only wash em in witches brew |
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| I'm sure new entries will be along soon. Return to the BAM Main page |