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| Alright guys, I'm working on getting this page done. if any of you would like to contribute your own graphics of bastard customers just email them to me. I'm also open to suggestions. I'm hoping to get the Aryan Cowboy Truckdriver up soon. Thanks. |
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| THE BALTIMORE SUN LADY: You might recognize this regular bastard customer from the Sunday morning newspaper meelee. Seemingly mute and very angry at life, this woman is after one thing- The Baltimore Sun. She communicates through a series of grunts and pays with exact change. You may recognize her by her tell-tale sunglasses and 4'11 stature. Bastardity level: 6 |
| CLIFFORD SMITH: Rosier than old St. Nick and constantly in search of books to help with his heart, Mr. Smith always brings in one-day-sale flyers two weeks late, claiming he's just recieved them in the mail. The look-out clue? Profuse sweating and fidgeting that reminds one of a crack-addict facing the magistrate. Special order tracking: 375,402,507 and counting. Bastardity level: 5 |
| THE CUT-OUT LICENSE CURMUDEON: This customer literally appear to be wilting in upon himself as he fuddles his way through the store, sneering at employees. Known for asking to "change lines" and claiming that associates "have no idea what they're doing", this bastard's look-out clue is his driver's license. The legal document has been hand-cut to fit into his wallet. Bastardity level: 8 |
| More coming soon! |