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| REASONS NOT TO GIVE MATT FAIR YOUR PERSONAL CONTACT INFORMATION |
| This section contains bits and pieces of emails/IMs sent from Matt Fair to people who were dumb enough to give him their personal contact information. |
| Date: Tuesday, December 3 2002 From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Excerpt: "I might get lost and have a fit and vomit all over myself and run around and beat myself until I internally begin to bleed and then I will have to be shipped to Bali where I will be sacrificed to mystics and be turned into a flying head with lungs still attached to the neck because the snake queen over there does that kinda shit." |
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| Date: Sunday, November 3 2002 From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Excerpt: "Oh thank heaven for little guuuurrrrllllsss!!!! Little girls aren't something you can pick up at the vet are they. I really want a little girl who will wear a frilly dress and dance down lollypop lane in the forest of candy. Ashley maybe you can turn yourself into a little girl and I will buy you all the ice cream and daisies and flugly flower gardens you heart can desire. I have a magical potion that turns women into little girls again..." |
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| Date: Saturday, December 21 2002 From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Excerpt: "Almond Joys laced with acid open the mind to understand classics like Shakespere and the American Girls like Kaya and Samantha and Addy. Oh I admit I have a sexual fetish with shrinking women!!! The scientific term is microfelia! Maybe this is because you will have power over them but don't get me wrong I am not a woman hater!" |
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| Date: Saturday, December 21 2002 From: [email protected] To: [email protected] |
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| Aol Instant Message: Addressed to: bethdart Pkersey20: Beth here is a song I wrote about you okay. Pkersey20: Beth has blonde hair out to the ocean. She is in motion of bliss, can you answer this, Is time gonna stand still if Beth drinks a bottle of Brazil? Beth has a sunshine smile it's cute once in a while. With skin that is pale and soft like a little doll, she is Cinderella at the ball. But is her prince that daring because caring is sharing... Oh BEETHHHHH is so cute. You have to put her in a doll box so we can sell her at WALMART for 25% off the original price. Oh wouldn't that be nice. Pkersey20: Well goodnight and don't let the pillow monster get you little guuuuurrrllllL!!!!!!!! |
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| Aol Instant Message: Addressed to: bethdart Pkersey20: Well beth gotta run but we will meet again in the zone of nothingness and now I will sing you a song about the robot Nicole. Pkersey20: Oh the robot Nicole , she is full of gas and she is gonna blast but i can catch her circuits of love. She is pink and green. it is a mean machine. |
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| or email me your Matt Fair contact at: [email protected] |