If you are like me, you can't help but be uncomfortably aware of the existence of Fan-Fiction. And you can't help but be uncomfortably aware that fan fiction pretty much is limited to the realm of fictional characters. Well, no longer. ASTRO TRAIN is proud to present a bold new move in the area of subverting literature for our own means, REAL PEOPLE FAN FICTION, starring real people, most of whom we probably actually know in the real-y, real world. By the way, real people fan fiction is really tight.

RPFF: Unicycle Diaries Cornelius Rooster

Real People Fan Fiction: Jamie and Raj- A Play Cornelius Rooster

Real People Fan Fiction: Suck It pt. 2 Herman DePonce

Mastadon Park Cornelius Rooster (after) 10/29/04

The Bonsai Gardens Thomas Bernard 10/29/04

Of Fire And Ichor Thomas Bernard 10/21/04

Power Corrupts Cornelius Rooster 10/21/04

Ernest Goes To Hell Nemo 10/20/04

Cole And Ben: A Tragedy In Several Paragraphs Cornelius Rooster 10/9/04

Blancartes Do The Darndest Things Lorenzo the Magnificent 10/8/04

The Sherrif or the Case of the Barn Vampires Cornelius Rooster 10/8/04

The Story Cornelius Rooster 10/8/04

The Pub Thomas Bernard 10/8/04

Suck It Herman DePonce 10/8/04

The Captain And The Super-Whale Thomas Bernard9/28/04

The Manuscript OR The Under a Killing Moon Thomas Bernard9/23/04

Double Trouble: Hosain, Pejman, and...HOSAIN? Cornelius Rooster 9/22/04