| Funny Things My Friends and I Have Said |
| "I can smell the library. Can you smell the library?" - Me (Monique nods) "It has that library smell." - Me "The smell of pages." - Monique "Every library has that same smell." - Me "That new library smell." - Monique "Yeah that. I like that smell." - Me "They should make air fresheners with that new library smell." - Monique "What if I was a cow?" - Chad "What if you were a cow?" - Me "Yeah, what if I were a cow, would you still love me?" - Chad "Yes, I would still love you if you were a cow." - Me "How about if I weren't a cow? What if I was a liver? What if I was your liver?" - Chad "I would still love you if you were my liver." - Me "What if I was LeighAnn's liver?" - Chad "Oh well, I think (dangerous, I know) that I would never have, such, a deep, understanding of our friend, the comma, if you, never read any of, my rambling." - Heath "Mom, can I have some cotton candy?" - Jay "Who you calling Mom?" - Heath "I'm talking to Rebecca. Heath, you couldn't be anybody's mom." - Jay I. "Hey! They're mine,, I paid good money for them." - Heath (clutching his chest) "No tengo un companero." "!Voy contigo!" (sing to the tune of "Wild thing") Strange thing, What is this strange thing? It's not a sandwich thing, baby. Strange thing. Stange thing, This icky metal thing, Looks like a bike thing, baby. Anti-sandwich thing. "Quick somebody put out a hat. They want to give us money!" - Jess and me at the zoo. "Pene de muerte?! Penis of death?" - Spanish class "Haha....my paper is finally finished! I shall bid adieu to Hamlet and the significance of the watchtower..." - Courtney "You wouldn't happen to have a definition of cognitive psycotherapy in your back pocket would you?" - Andy "I love imagination. For instance, I could have a purple lizard on my desk talking to me right now. He could be fuzzy and I could pet him." - Andy "You have to come visit me." - Me "Definitely...the next time your mom and sister visit we'll hitch a ride and stow away in the trunk...they'll never suspect a thing." - Courtney "I don't think he was ready for this jelly...our table was too bootylicious." - Courtney "I'd reach my nirvana if I saw that commercial." - Courtney "IM me, remind me to brush my teeth." - Monique "If you're going to get all wacked intellectual on me, we should go to one of the classroomy buildings instead of the dining hall so we can draw diagrams on the board." - Monique "How about I just draw diagrams in my gravy?" - Me "I shouldn't get excited anymore...it makes me all mucousy." - Jillian "One time I was drinking this juice and I laughed and it went up my nose. Then, I blew my nose, and it came out." - Me "That happened to my mom once with meatloaf." - Monique "Now fix the pictures with Jay so his hair doesn't look stupid. Oh wait...that's beyond your control." - Chad "EEEEEWWW! GAG ME WITH A....BIG GAG!" - LeighAnn "Hold on just one second. I have to teach myself how to move again." - Monique "I hate deadlines, especially that damn whooshing noise as they fly by." - LeighAnn "Life goes on, and we all drive automatics." - LeighAnn "Oh my God there's feces!!!" - Courtney and Erin "Does everybody know what time it is? TUNIC TIME!!!!" - All the girls from "Joseph" "Can you even wait for Marine Affairs?! I'm soooo excited!" - Tim (about the most boring class ever) more, yes, there are more |
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