| "well it's not a big place, my shoe." - Monique "I'm terrorizing small Japanese cities, they call me mothra." - Monique "I did my laundry. 'Tis a glorious day after all!!" - Tim "I feel like I'm in a confessional with you, Rebecca because of this pole between us." - Dan "It's so beautiful today...Not her butt, the weather." - Jillian ~sees a small child~ "I want one of those." - Me "No you don't. I'm not going to get one until they come out with the self-cleaning model." - Monique "What is this? Is it rain? Is it fog?" - Me "It's frog, but if you dislike it then it's frig." - Monique "I believe the March 3rd assumption is correct, that's awesome....we just knew what we were doing, we're like Miss Cleo, only without the phony accent." - Courtney, excited about the fact that we went to a sugar house on "Maple Syrup Saturday" without even knowing it. "I've noticed a disturbing amount of Canadian quarters infiltrating my change tray lately...have you had this problem? Oh, those wily Canadians." - Dan L. "6 times 6 equals 36, and 6 plus 6 equals 2." - Brigette in her infinite math wisdom "What is a democracy? He's just making up words now." - Tim, doing what he does best: making fun of our professor. "Why is the mango cold?" - Betty (after Christy had just taken the mango from the fridge.) "Her chicken was the size of a chicken." - Betty in another one of her *bright* moments "Monkey. Whoa. Monkey." - Monique "I'm attempting to check out your website, but I can't connect to any of the links...my heart is breaking and my soul is crying out for Rebeccaisms." - Courtney "Just call me: Sultan of The Mauve Army of Cornfed Heifers, Jedi Master Victoria Oz Zubek, The Valiant." - Courtney on her title from the random title generator "Yes I am The Marshall of Camel Droppings." - Allison (who, by coincidence was the camel in last summer's play. "Excuse me, could you please tell us where Wyoming is? No, not the state." - Jeremy on the hunt for the elusive Bickfords. "I could just sit there and watch the pretty colors..." - Betty "Betty...the movie was in black and white." - Tim P., Jay, and MC "Me, mad at you? nah." - Me "I know it's clinically impossible, but I was just double-checking just in case something mutated horribly out of control and started to smell a little like butter." - Heath "I'm going to go to Hell drunk and dance with the Devil. Well...at least until I become a cat." - Tim "I don't want to be a Furby!" - Betty "Every answer I wrote is 42. If only I'd brought a towel." - Jay "I fail to understand the signifigance of the towel." - Tim P. "You're not as hoopy a frood as I'd thought." - Jay "Ok, you've turned psychotic, wonderful." - Tim P. "Are you scared? You should be scared. We all want you dead, think about that." - Me "All in one swell foop." - LeighAnn "I don't own a big teddy bear...Jimmy??" - Darlene "Put your tooth back in your ear!" - Me to Monique "Why don't you just go kill yourself? A lot of people do that." - Tim "Everyone I know from Gloucester is like, 'Hey! that's Pat's girlfriend.' " - Monique "You're my girlfriend? All right!" - Random cute freshman on the steps of Merrow "Where the fuck is Gilbert?!" - Rebecca R. while watching Anne of Green Gable "We're woodnymphs, we're woodnymphs in spandex, tight spandex. We go around the forest looking for hmmm." - The woodnymphs in Camelot "Sex? looking for sex?" - Barbara (my highschool music teacher's mom) "He sounds just like a backstreet boy." -Monique "He looks just like a backstreet boy, well a wannabe backstreet boy anyway." - Rebecca "Looks like a backstreet boy, smells like a backstreet boy, must be a backstreet boy." - Monique "Oh my God, look at that sausage, it is sooooo big." - Betty "Gloves in a bottle? What the hell is that? Haven't you heard of Lubriderm?" -Tim |