"Does that mean that if I get drunk tonight I should come over?" - Monique
"This is my tree, and I'm going to say...a lot of places plant rice." - Claire
"It's always been my dream to make a coaster." - Chad
"Can I have a piece of cake? Of course I can; it's my birthday!! But not really, I'm just being silly."
- Tim
"One of the girls across the hall is insane, talking a mile a minute. Sounds like Alvin and the chipmunks are all having a large debate but there's only one person." - Tim P.
"I feel like Workout Barbie. Only...I don't look like Barbie, so Workout Skipper instead." - Darlene
"I'll lie down for you later." - Darlene
"Did she just ask me to have sex with her and her boyfriend." - Darlene
"You're more than welcome to stop by tonight if you feel so inclined. And if you don't, I'm gonna run up into your dorm later all twisted." - Tim
"I just got bit by the racoon. I'm all foamy at the mouth." - Mike
"Dude, is that a thermometer? Can I use it?" - Mike
"It depends on where you're going to put it." - Tim
"In my mouth, to check my temperature." - Mike
"He was terrible though." - Tim
"I worked at a nursery school for 2 summers, I'm used to dealing with little kids." - Me
"It's going to be funny. You're going to laugh your tits off." - Tim (about coming over to visit later that evening. Reading the above 4 quotes you will notice he couldn't have been more right.)
"Is it strange when you begin to hear voices that insist you play with fire? Because I'm hearing them right now." - Chad
"Grand theft auto. It puts the "fun" in fundamentally wrong." - Monique
"I think this girl has major issues. I really do. She might even beat you to the last brownie." - Me (to Monique)
"Is skim milk just like watered-down milk." - some girl in the dining hall
"It was ice cream sundae bar today at lunch. Dripped butterscotch on my hand, but other than that I'm ok." - LeighAnn
"Poop on life." - Tim
GL DramaQueen42: MO is now in my quotes on my site too, I just never update it cause no one says anything funny.
RebeleckaAcceber: my friends *always* say funny things
GL DramaQueen42: not mine
GL DramaQueen42: mine are pretty boring
GL DramaQueen42: they suck.
RebeleckaAcceber: you need new friends :-)
GL DramaQueen42: I know I do
"I'll just wander outside, climb up the tree, and toss snowballs at your window. I'll bring horatio up if I can find him." - Tim P.
"The question of the day is...who has a bigger penis, Michael Clarke Duncan or Yao?" - Monique
"I just can't stop thinking about Monkey Torture." - Monique
It's national ish day. I'm going to put up a sign, or rather, I'm going to write it on my calendar." - Mo
"Did that just say 'worldwide pants'?" - Me
"I was just thinking that." - Monique
"Water, I gotta put it on the window sill." - Monique (as she wandered around in a daze.)
"You were right. That shirt was hideous. He really could give Krauss a run for his money in the shirt department." - Doug
"Well, I definitely burned the cookie." - Darlene
"Ya think?!?!" - Monique (said as smoke billows from the microwave. I'm not exaggerating either. It was really billowing. We almost set off the smoke detector in the hallway.)
Santapant: my glitter glows in the bark!
Santapant: darj*
Santapant: ah!
Santapant: dark**