| "So just pick before I fall over. Oh yeah, I'm sitting." - Jillian "What? You can't walk and talk and the same time?" - Me Jillian takes a few steps and says, "no, no I really can't." "I do not laugh like a sea lion!!" - Claire "I think my boyfriend's a woman." - Kelly "I try and give everyone a chance; then I make judgements." - Jillian "The quad is so not flat...it's, it's New England-flat." - Monique "Oh man, I am so sidetracked. I came online like three hours about to find out the melting point of citric acid. Now I'm on to the ever-pressing topic of 'prom dates,' ever-so pertinent to the subject of chemistry." - Courtney "I was confused, but that's how I get through life, so it works." - Liz "Who better than your friends to tell you you're an idiot." - Darlene "I think I'm going to put Prozac in the water." - Vicky "Okey dokey artichokey." - Rebecca R. "I'm so far from normal...I can't even see it from here." - Monique "My throat hurts wicked bad. It feels like thousands and thousands of microscopic children are running around in there." - Tim "Kelly, you are going to have to learn how to clean the bathroom someday." - Me "No, that's what my husband is for." - Kelly "This is weird; I'm in here and I have clothes on." - Rebecca R. (said while cleaning the shower) "That guy down there with the grey sweater and hat always looks at me funny, like I'm next on the list of people he's going to chop up and put in his basement." - Monique "I think creepy people should be sent away. They should be put on an island all by themselves, and they can just creep each other out." - Jillian "You homophone!" - LeighAnn "You keep typing, I'm going to make noodles." - LeighAnn "~sends magic kit. cover reads 'kill irritating roommie and get away with it spell enclosed'~"- LeighAnn "You sound like my dad!" - LeighAnn "No!!!!!!!! ~utters mantra 'I do not sound like leighann's dad, I do not sound like Leighann's dad'~" - Me "Reba, will you marry me?" - LeighAnn "If they were good Indians, they would have done a little dance and gotten rid of it [small pox]" - Tim "Tim's so cool, you could keep a side of beef in him for a week." - Monique "Everyone I know has learned to appreciate sarcasm; it's my method of communication." - Monique "I can't wait to take this philosophy exam. I'm going to do a freaking dance." - Tim "If a turtle loses his shell, is he naked or homeless?" - Rebecca R. "He's just a poor little guy." - Jen "Hell has finally frozen over." - Rebecca R. "You want to go skating on it?" - Me "And today, she had two really smelly stoned people in here. They were hippies!" - LeighAnn "Where have you been the last six months?" - Darlene "In a hole." - Liz and Rebecca R. in unison (Monique takes out a bag of raisins) "Are those teddy grahms?" - Tim "Do they look like teddy grahms?" - Monique "Yeah." - Tim "No, Tim, they're raisins." - Monique (a little later, Monique takes out the bag again) "Is that weed?" - Tim "No Tim, it's still raisins." - Monique "The marshmallows in Lucky Charms aren't real marshmallows. They're just not marshy." - Tim "No, they're marshy, I think it's the mallow that's missing." - Monique "Did you learn that from David Abedon?" - Me "Nope, the animal planet, but that's close enough." - Monique "If I were there, I would have said, 'I don't need a boyfriend, I have LeighAnn.' " - LeighAnn "Where did the week go?" - Darlene "Who cares, it's gone." - Rebecca R. |