| ENTERTAINMENT INDEX |
| Noun: amusement, reception of guest; consideration. Noun: list of references; indicator; exponent; forefinger (specifically not that last definition - Ed) Welcome to PLANET MORON's entertainment index. Time was, we were entertainers, playing to upwards of 2478 visitors, now we scurry around pretending PLANET MORON was never anything to do with us (the lawyers in question ("were stoic and forthright" - Ed) with our heads). Also, the information regarding the other Planet Moron ("your worst nightmare!" - Dale Winton) is depressingly out of date, and we're low on funds, and some other trivial predicaments. Yet still we roll forward, offering some gems of entertainment for you, that others have yet to breach copyright on. They are, in order of interest: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MUSIC INDEX A new index for PM, taking in current music reviews, the updated Woodsey's Top 100, and now contains our Top 5 tracks ever featured in these halls of sadness. THE HISTORY OF PLANET MORON It is, as you would imagine, ferociously self-aggrandising. IRRITANT NTL A slice of virtual hatred from back in the day when Woodsey threw his arms in the air regarding ntl's seeming policy of shutting down PageBuilder whenever he turned his computer on. But now the storm is past and he doesn't hold any more grudges against such a wonderful, vibrant company (Why can't I get MTV2 anymore? - Woodsey). THE OFFICIAL PLANET MORON PHOTO ALBUM SEE some photos of Woodsey and Paul from September 2002. OBSERVE Paul's excellent Smashing Pumpkins T-shirt. GLIMPSE Woodsey's peculiar unexplainable unease. DISCERN an out-of-focus shot of Paul's Imesh files which didn't work out well, so we pushed it behind some other pictures. SIGH as you realise that all the photos were clearly all taken in one sitting. WE'RE WRITING A SITCOM That can't be right, we'd be millionaires by now if that were true. THE SOUND BOARD Another ambitious idea. A place where we can emit our collective spleen on those assembled. LINKS A commonplace feature on other websites. BUT OUR LINKS ARE BETTER. THIS MONTH'S LINK Similar to that above, but this index refers to the links we placed on the front page during PLANET MORON's run. THE GAMES ROOM Glean your patience on PLANET MORON's most unnecessarily protracted intro ever. Oh, and play some games, of course, from the excellent Head Over Heels, to the sweet but challenging Sparky's Fun House. CHOOSE YOUR* DESTINY It took ages to write and configure, but in execution, playing it lasts only about 57 seconds. Frustrating and harrowing for all quarters. HOME (Oh, there's an exciting ending. - Ed) (Sssh! - 2478 readers) |
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