| ALL GONE AWAY THE HISTORY OF PLANET MORON |
| Archeologists of future civilisations may wonder what on earth PLANET MORON was, and why it came to be. Heck, Paul and Woodsey are still wondering that now. To aid world politics in this matter and to celebrate ('honour' - Ed) PLANET MORON's demise, we present The History Of PLANET MORON. In several parts. THE FIRST WAVE OF PLANET MORON Yep, the front page still refers to the 'second wave' of PLANET MORON, but what and indeed where is the so-called 'first wave'? Answers within. PLANET MORON TIMELINE Paul and Woodsey have laboured to construct a huge timeline featuring the most important incidents of PLANET MORON from the mists of time of the last century all the way to the present day. You're excited, aren't ya? WILL THERE EVER BE A THIRD WAVE OF PLANET MORON? Could such a thing as a 'third wave' of PLANET MORON exist? PAUL'S FAREWELL A 'so long' from the big P. WOODSEY'S FAREWELL Woodsey says goodbye with a tear in his eye. He strives to stitch up this tear. |