| OH DEAR, IT'S A REPRESENTATION OF THE FIRST WAVE OF PLANET MORON |
| On a Sunday afternoon in the year 2000, Paul and Woodsey sat down at Paul's PC and began constructing a website provisionally-titled Planet Moron (without the caps). Little did they know just how small a stir it would cause over the next 45 months, or how many column millimetres it would garner. To celebrate ('honour', I say - Ed) the last days of PLANET MORON, we thought we'd show you exactly what you missed in those first fledgling months between that very August and January 2001. What follows is a representation of the crude naive writings that constituted the front page, exactly what you would have seen if you'd logged on to PM during that time period. Woodsey has helpfully added some notes to the original text for one of two reasons: 1: To explain an in-joke. 2: To explain just what the heck we were thinking in our TIRED, TEENAGE MINDS. Presenting: THE FIRST WAVE OF PLANET MORON |