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MARK & LARD: LARD'S CLASSIC CUTS
It's amazing, really, that some people have actually 'heard' unsavoury language in Lard's carefully preserved vinyl records. Click on the mp3 links and see what you think.
FRIENDLY HELP FOR FUCKING IDIOTS
Yes, I know it's swearing, but I don't believe in censoring other people's work, just my own... anyway, top journalist Stuart Campbell has helpfully written a coherent argument about why banning smoking in public places is hardly an infringement of civil liberty.
THE LIST OF FILMS I HAVE TAPED AND NEVER SUBSEQUENTLY WATCHED
Title is all.
1000 PEOPLE MORE ANNOYING THAN MICK HUCKNALL
Neil Buchanan? He's not annoying. Zola Budd? What?
WOODSEY'S AMAZON LISTMANIA
"Cower neath my assembled albumage!"
THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO - HEADLINES
American newspapers are apparently all newspapers: real current affairs and no screwy tabloid celebrity stuff. But here are some other things.
FINGER TWISTER
Not going to take up much of your time, we assure you.
THE SMITHS/MORRISSEY RINGTONES
Be the envy of all your popular friends with the isolationist's ringtones of choice.
GAMESMASTER
Hot topic: Dominik Diamond or Dexter Fletcher? As far as PLANET MORON knows, Dominik Diamond wasn't shot by a hitman in The Man Who Knew Too Little. And Dexter Fletcher doesn't write for the Star. Other than that, it's pretty evenly matched.
BLATHER
Semantic experiments from the end of the last century to the present day. Hey, that's Blather!