| OOH, ntl, I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH! |
| Hello, Woodsey here, with a rant that amazingly doesn't contain the word Geocities. (Although I would like to know why it's not possible to author a page with more than 1.5 sides of text, thus forcing me to condense the Recent Music Reviews page, but I digress.) As hinted at, ntl seem more than happy to disconnect you from the Internet if you just left the room for a lovely biscuit and so trying to post pages onto PLANET MORON is ENTIRELY FRUSTRATING. I can't see any way round it (minimising PageBuilder and re-connecting appears to have the effect of losing PageBuilder, wail, gnash, spit), and my head hurts, but that's completely unrelated because I've just eaten too many crisps, had a cold drink, and am now suffering from an ice-cream headache. The consequence is, it's becoming increasingly unlikely that I'll be putting up lots of long pages like the Agent 34 and 45 stories. I apologize in advance and hope you can forgive me instead of firing an electrical transformer at my legs. And yes, it may sound hollow and camp, but I really can't work under these conditions (faints in a hollow and camp manner onto nearby chaise-lounge). But I will try, honestly, to put up at least a handful of pages of amusing (read:banal) eccentricities with which you can while away absolute minutes. See you whenever, Woodsey |