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The Queen vic: karaoke night
Frank who?
Butchers guide to life!!!
Almost give me 'art attack: ugly buggers
Now just 'old on a second. I have to make sure you know this site is unofficial and make a few advertisements.
Cheers firstly to (Sir!!) Mike Reid the godfather of all things Frank. Did you know it was him who came up with all Frank's sayings and not the writers of Eastenders. Also cheers to Eastenders for not sewing us..... yet!! Anyhow thanks to franks philosophical carlot a link for which can be found in the carlot, it's a superb little site, the inspiration for this one. Finally thanks to all my punters out there. The demand for me was so high that it was them that made me set up this site. Anyhow got to go 'cos Eastenders is on.... bring back Frank!!!! meantime keep Butchering........ Good boy!!!!

The carlot
I swear I ain't fiddled the books
You what mate!!
Any problems? then send us an e-mail at [email protected]
Copyright frank...... don't even think about chorring any of this, you pillock.
Well, we're back folks. You can't keep a good Butcher down (except Ricky. Kick him, and he'll stay down!!). Unfortunately this yours truly is away on business, tying up a deal in Australia at the moment. This does however give me the chance for a few new ideas. Such as 'Frank's world' Where I, Frank Butcher give ratings to various countries around the world, based on women, food, beer, and of course motors!! That might well take a while to implement though, so bare with us. Anyway, enjoy the show folks, I'm sure now that git Roy's croaked it we can all sleep easy. The time is nearing Pat will soon be mine again!!!!!!!
Who's a pretty boy then?
numbers,numbers everywhere:

View Frank's log book
Sign Frank's log book
The invisible fish is incredibly hard to catch, but I managed it
Frank's thoughts
Dictionary: Butcher style
Frank's world
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