| Frank's thoughts |
| Welcome to a new section of the web-site. Now 'cos it's brand new that means it ain't perfect, but I will try to improve it all I can. This page is for my views on things. Unlike my 'guide to life' which can also be found on the site, this page is about my view on current topics going on in the world. It will tell you what I've changed about the site, and what I intend to do as well as having loads of other stuff: August 2003: Well it's all happening now innit? We said we'd keep our ears to the ground and we've received some cracking news. Frank is to return!! yes you heard it here first folks. Well once we'd nicked it from somewhere else. It would seem Mike Reid's been filming down in Bristol recently, to tell the tales about what Frank's been up to after the square. Now given the last time we saw him he was in Spain, goodness knows how he's managed to make his way to Bristol, but it might just be a prequel to the events we saw last year........or not. Anyway folks we'll keep you posted, but for full details get yourself along to BBC Bristol April 2003: Hells bloody bells, it's been some time since the last update hasn't it son? Well as you should know by now, I ain't exactly in the country at the moment, so it's hard to keep up to date, but I'm doing what I can. Well first things first: ROY'S DEAD!!! ha ha. Looks like in the end Pat just wore him out. Yep she'll do that to a lesser man, it takes me to keep her in line.......ha ha she loves it son!! Anyway. I'm going to tryand add a new section entitles 'Frank's world' which is all about me travels and what I think of all these foreign countries and stuff. I've put it up on the main-page, but there's bugger all there at the moment, you'll probably have to wait a few months to see it. If you really want it up quick you can always petition me at: [email protected]om Other than that, I think we're sorted. Take it easy boy! July 2002: Fear not my loyal followers for I have not deserted you. It's been a busy few months but never the less, we have returned, so expect to see plenty of half-arsed changes and new items abound. I've had me ears to the ground, but those rumours of my own show haven't turned into much yet. Perhaps the fact the story was released in April might give us all a clue as to why eh folks???? It weren't my bloody fault before you start, some egg-head thought it would be funny......yeah funny as a heart attack. On a serious note though, if any news does break, expect to see here as soon as I nick it from somewhere else ha ha ha. Anyway for the foreseeable future maintenance work will be being carried out on this site, so check back for new and even more stupid stuff, as soon as I can be arsed to come up with it. April 2002: Well stone me and blow me down with a feather if the BBC doesn't want me to come back again. Yes indeed fans, you heard Franky boy correctly they want me back again for more shows. After the obvious sensational sucess of the one-week speacial in February The Beeb has decided they can't get enough of yours truly and have signed me up to do a show called 'The Frank Butcher Experience' It would only be a one-off but if sucessful it could lead to a long-run of such programmes........finally a show where I'm the star, first thing's first I'm gonna give that Roy Evans a bloody Huge Dry Slap, then it's on to me plan to recapture the heart of the fair Pat, and once I've conquered the Square it's on to the rest of the World HA HA HA HA !!!!!!! For full details on Frank's return visit www.frankbutcher.org February 2002: Finally after months of talk and speculation I returned to Eastenders in a flash of glory last week in what was a rather sensational plot. Now whilst the plot was a little absurd, something to do with shagging goats, and drug smuggling in Columbia (or was that Coronation Street???) despite this you may well of noticed though that I maintained my cool, and although that whats her face bird tried to nick my money, I got it back to set meself up in me own little villa...... yeah 'Casa- Butcher' wonderful eh? You might well of noticed me getting a bit larey at points in the show including whilst in the motor I shouted 'get outta the way you Spanish Pilchard' to some stupid Spanish pilchard. You may also 'ave noticed me crying!!!! well you know gotta show a bit of emotion now and then if you want to suceed with the birds. Any way when all is said and done, I've got me money and me house, and I doubt you'll see me in Walford again for a few years......... until the Eastenders script writers get desperate for story lines and bring me back to have ANOTHER affair with me Pat. Until that day then see ya raaaand, and if anyone asks, then me name's Neville Jenkins, alright me old winkle? |
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