| The legend of a hero!! |
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As soon as Frank Judus Butcher walked into Albert Sqaure Fifteen years ago you realised we you were witnessing the birth of a television icon. Maybe it was the gravelly, sexy voice or perhaps the impecable taste in wooly jumpers he possesed or even his marvelous collection of stetson hats, whatever it was you knew this man would be a legend. And indeed it was so Frank was not only a hit with the public but also with the Square itself, proving to be the greatest character since Ethel's little Willy, he seemed destined to carry the Eastenders torch into the next millenium. Sadly it was not to be so as his infidelity proved the better of him, he could no longer contain his emotions for PAAT!!! as he declared his love for her and his plans to scarper wiv her to Maaanchester!! Sadly for Frank things weren't to be and Pat (the no good stupid cow) returned to the square and husband Roy (an impotent bastard himself). Frank then scarpered with all Peggys money (ha ha ha ha ha ha...... it's still funny). Alas sadly that weren't enough, as his business in Manchester went bust and the future for Frank seemed unknown. |
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| Name: Frank Butcher Age: seemingly eternal (look at that photo, who'd believe he's 85, he don't look a day over 21) Style: Sheep-skin coat, wooly jumper, thick glasses, loves a chat and a good fight Marital status: Unattached following two failed marriages with Peggy and PAAT!!!, (not to mention countless flings with various slags) Famous catch-phrases: RICKY!!!!! PAAAT!!!! JANINE!!!!!! PEGGGGY!!!!!! SHUT IT!!!! |
| This 'ere page if for all you idiots who might not know who I am ( You both know who you are),this is kind of my auto-biography except it's a bit of a short, crappy version of it if you want a proper version try buying Mike Reids great book 'Trific' which explains in.... well better detail really, what do you expect....really? I did knock this together with information I got off Blue Peter. |
| Frank's had many mis-adventures in his long history in the square including owning the Vic, owning the carlot, losing the Vic,starting up a Taxi firm, having a mental breakdown, losing the carlot, owning a B&B, losing the B&B, disappearing for two years, losing the taxi firm, getting the carlot back, getting the Vic back, losing the Vic again, Losing the Carlot again, marrying Pat, Divorcing Pat, marrying Peggy, having an affair with Pat, Divorcing Peggy, and finally running away from the square in tears seemingly never to return................or so we thought. Frank of course is no stranger to the law. His carlot has burned down about eight time in three years and he kiled Tiffany, then there was the car ringing scam and the insurance scams, yeah he's a right criminal but Frank never seems to get caught...... and why..... 'cos he's Frank Butcher that's why. Frank made a brief return to eastenders in early 2002 where once again he got on the wrong side of the law. I'd say what he did wrong but I don't really have a bloody clue, 'cos I couldn't keep up with the plot. The sun seems to have set on Franks run in Eastenders, at least for the time being, maybe he's finally realised that all his great dips in life seem to coincide with his time in Eastenders (hmmm funny that eh?). But who knows in the future (If the script-writers get really desperate!!!), just remember where there's a Butcher there's a way.............except Ricky, in which case where there's a Ricky there's a moron..............and Janine, where there's a Janine there's a whore. |
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| Lets be Frank |