knees up mother Brown:
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Pat
Gutted
Knackers
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My name is Frank Butcher
Pillock
Frank's wavs:
Welcome to the Queen Victoria pub owned by me Frank Butcher. You've got here just in time for karioke. For those of you not in the know, karioke is an English invention (well it had to be really) in which some drunken idiot.... sorry one volunteer, stands up infront of a full house of punters, and absolutely Butchers a song of their chosing. i myself am the king of karioke, as can be seen below I even released an album, which did reasonably well....... alright so it did pretty crap, but how many albums have you released eh boy? not many I think. Also can be founbd various examples of my toned voice, beautiful innit boy?......... somebody gimme a pint before I die of thirst!!!!!
Nobody throws a party like a Butcher:
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'eart attack
And as if you haven't had enough of my bootiful singing here is some geezers brilliant re-mix of Eminem's 'My name is' great single......... might well release it hmmmm?
Drink
Ahhh brilliant album buy it today. no seriously buy it......plesae won't somebody it's not that bad
Some record producer geezer once told me that I sing like Darth Vader, I took it as a complement and decided to release an album so the public could no longer be held back from my beautiful voice. But seriously I've been called a white, cockney version of Barry White (the walrus of love). Yeah that bastard stole my act we all know I was working the working mens clubs of Peckham long before he came along, and I taught him everything he knows about women. Ahh well maybe some singing'll cheer me up, 'ave yourself a listen as a bit of a treat to three of my favourites recorded live on karioke night at the Vic:
You were always on my mind
Cry me a river
Stormy weather
Down the years I've said some very funny things..... hard to believe I know, but I have. So funny were they that some obsessives actually went and recorded them, therefore for your enjoyment here are some of my best sayings, there's thirty of them at the moment but I'm hoping to add some more at a later date, although I've run into a little bother with the up-loading part...... stupid bloody computers never was any good wiv 'em.
Children tend to stick to me like flies to shit
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