| Everybody hates somebody and on this page I give you the chance to mouth off about people you hate, just send me a picture and I'll do the rest. Believe me noone insults like a Butcher. I myself will put up a few pictures of ugly sods, and if you want to see more I suggest a visit to www.mingers.com to see some other rotters. |
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| STATS: Name: Philip smeg head Nipples Nick names: Earth worm Jim, prick, gay boy etc Age: 12 Sexual orientation: Homosexual Noticeable markings: Large head, small penis, goofy voice, bad fashion sense, five eyes!! Quote: 'ooh you naughty boy' Role-model: Tory boy Past times: Chasing men, eating mud, smelling, looking like Bill Gates Good points: Ummmm well.......... he can...... urgh no I'm afraid not, absolutely nothing Bad points: Some examples: Looks like a strand of piss, smells like a strand of piss etc etc Style: Very little but a cross between a pimp and Lilly Savage Ugly rating: Well at least his parents are proud....... then again they are wild apes but at least he can win at something 9/10. |
| Much like fat people, ugly people, do surprisingly have there uses, well except Ricky. But seriously let's face it if life's a bit shitty and you see an ugly bastard then you are immediately cheered up, it's a fact........ I dunno why it just is. that's why on this page I'll be printing pictures of ugly people to well........umm make you laugh. Really I don't need to comment on them because they say it all. just look at them, you just can't help but laugh.......or maybe cry. As a man who has travelled the world, well Europe, okay England, yes Walford, but besides that I know an ugly bugger when I see one, and no it's not everytime I look at a mirror thank you I do the comedy round here. As soon as I saw Roy I knew to meself 'that is an ugly man' I'm pretty talented like that. Any how scroll down the page and let the fun... or torture depending on how you look at it, begin. |
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| No picture for Lavender but one is on the way, and there are plans for many more, and even a monthly competition for the ugliest person, which will be judged by me, I've got experience with some of the ugliest mugs you ever did see, Hell I even married Pat.......... only joking she's still as beautiful as the day I met 'er........ that's open to interpetration, anyhow stand by for more mingers, only of course if this page is popular enough which it has been so far anyway until then try the link to mingers.com above, it may leave you feeling rather ill. |
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| And you thought Pat was bad |
| phil's a cross between a hamster and a pigeon, sadly the experiment failed!!!!!!! |
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| STATS Name: Adam Lavender Nick names: Wanker, twat, knob, tit....... this could take a while Age: 17 Sexual orientation: Bysexual (if it's got a pulse, he'll shag it) Noticeable markings: Rumours of in-breeding within the Lavender family have led to the reasoning behind his immense deformities, such as the lack of a penis, his short-ass disease, his incompetence at sport(especially pool) and his damn irritating voice and appearance. Quote: 'She's sixteen alright!!!!' Role-Model: Britney Spears Past-times: Apparently he plays football for Chelsea and is a living God......yes maybe in his little world of fairies and colours.. Good-Points: laughable in the harshest sense of the word. Bad points: Not enough room. Style: Paah what style looks like an advert for the nineteen fifties. Rating: truly a failure indeed, but nevertheless he accepts his failure with a certain passion 8/10. |
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| Warning not actual picture: Artists impression |