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| Issue #1 Articles New NHS motto approved: "We're Better Than You" New slogan to be emblazoned on next year's NHS collars [Article] [Word document] Campus policeman hospitalized with butt sores "If only I had gotten off my butt," says suffering constable [Article] [Word document] School board holds hearings on what to cut; settles on freshmen "Well, we sure don't want them," say parents [Article] [Word document] Students claim being forced to know Constitution violates Constitutional rights Students admit to having no knowledge of what they're actually angry about [Article] [Word document] Master Portfolio crusade a success in 2002! English Department gives out record number of stickers [Article] [Word document] School Store lady holds record phone conversation [Article] [Word document] Snobby West County folk surprised to see property value fall "At least we didn't waste any money on Proposition P," says one homeowner [Article] [Word document] Stereotypes not a problem at Central, the Jewish school An exclusive interview with Wesley Christianson, student [Article] [Word document] |
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| Issue #2 Update Well, for a hell of a long time we didn't think there would be an Issue #1, so this didn't really come up. Needless to say, we were kind of surprised when we reached 125 hits after not checking the site for a month. We don't know whose soul got sold, but people are finding out about us and it's time for new articles. Here's a preview: Boys of West splits from WOW Clubs to hold BOW-WOW Pow-Wow Cute posters obscure walls, students North obliterated by stray "Daisy Cutter," other bombs two months ago "We just kinda forgot it was there in the first place," says school board Hollister completes hostile takeover of school store Students relieved to see prices fall As always, please feel free to contact us or submit articles. We want your work!!! |
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