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General Assembly Resolutions
of the
African Union

GA Resolution 004

Resolution 004: Strategic Vision of the African Union and Budgetary Allocation
Proposed by: African Union Staff, 4/17/03
Aware of the difficult enigmas facing the continent in the 21st century, the AU would like to select a priority program that highlights its commitment to helping the poorest and most oppressed in Africa. The AU presents for a vote the following affirmation and budgetary allocation, �States of the AU, committed to social responsibility, shall devote 20% of their budget of programmatic initiatives to aid refugees in times of crisis and national emergency. Irrespective of ideological or political inclinations, this aid will be granted to those people who are affected and displaced from their national territories, and to assist the host countries who accept these refugees. Notable examples are the Muslims and Hindus of Der Bataven, now spread over 12 countries, several thousand Comorans cared for by Nabowin and Kenya among others, and Polisario refugees in Zevmar who have not been able to return home as of the date of this legislation.�
Signatories: United Faiths, Phazania, Luunia, Martin Luther King Jr., Louldamin, Comoros, Sierra Leone

GA Resolution 005

Resolution 005: Creation of a Commission to Monitor Suspected Cases of Religious Persecution and other Human Rights Abuses in Der Bataven 
Proposed by: Martin Luther King Jr., 4/22/03
 Following private meetings with Der Bataven this past Friday, a breakthrough was struck, where Der Bataven will allow for monitors to enter his country and assess the declarations that Der Bataven has made, saying there are no Muslims in his country, the Muslims that lived there have either left or willingly converted to Christianity, and there are no Hindus living in that country either. This ad hoc commission will be free to travel throughout the country freely and without government minders and should be made up of AU and non-AU states who have respectable human rights records and are willing to devote their services to the inspection process. The will intensely interview convertees, government officials and others at their choosing in private locations they select. Following the study, they will make a recommendation to the Security Council, either to remove any type of sanctions against Der Bataven or place stricter punitive action, depending on the findings. 
Signatories: Martin Luther King Jr., Warlordia, Ipuga, Louldamin, United Faiths, Territory, Kenya, Zevmar

GA Resolution 006

Resolution 006: Removal of Louldamin from the Security Council 
Proposed by: Bantustand, 4/27/03
Louldamin has many 'colonies', a fact that they readily admit, who "never say, or do, anything except in a war or an election, in which case they vote or support" Louldamin. It was Louldamin's colonies that voted them into the Security Council, just like it was Louldamin who gave those countries positions on the Security Council! Louldamin has a controlling interest over a fourth of the Security Council. Louldamin freely admitted to controlling the following countries:

Brotha Malcolm X 
Bill Graber 
Evans *
1337 h4xor *
The Great Dilbert 
Tidamen 
The Great Dogbert 
The Soaring Eagles

* Members of the Security Council

This list of countries does not include the recent revelation by Dorghistan, implicating even Martin Luther King Jr. (who chose Louldamin) in all this! With those countries Louldamin has become cocky and belligerent. We have seen the willingness for 'Jihad at the drop of a hat' against Dorghistan, which also involved another colony of theirs. Louldamin is clearly too reckless and irresponsible for an important position like a vetoing member of the Security Council, and at times dangerous.  Louldamin and its colonies need to be removed and a new election held for the position (to be retained until the next Secretary General is chosen), with Louldamin and ALL of their colonies banned from taking part.

This resolution is to pressure Martin Luther King to remove Louldamin from the Security Council or face loss of endorsements, possibly resulting in the de facto election of a new UN Delegate.

Signatories: Bantustand, Gold Coast

Result: Louldamin removed from post by Martin Luther King Jr. before any other states voted. Resolution was immediately closed for signatures.

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