SelfPlay

How I Play With Myself

One Night, I... (true)

Where to start listing the dirty fun things I have enjoyed and suffered with over the years.

When I was a kid staying home from jr. high school (both parents worked), I would rub jell-o all over my dick, masturbating with it. This is also when my fascination with my ass started. I would also put mayonnaise on a pencil and put it in my ass. Even as a kid I enjoyed anal play.

Drank my own piss many times. I use to have an external catheter (a rubber with 2 foot hose coming out the end, unfortunately worn out) which didn't make a mess. I would also put my feet on the wall and put a pvc pipe between my mouth and my dick. Now I can easily drink it from a glass.

Once while I was doing a friend's paper route (college) I would drive around throwing papers with a butt plug up my ass. One thing I haven't done yet... taken any toys with me on a bike ride.

I remember the first time I used a butt-plug. Bought it from LeSexShoppe on Ventura in Studio City. In came in a little box with a cock ring and some lube. I brought it straight home and tried it out. I almost came the minute I got it in! I do remember that after cumming the minute I touched my dick that I was scared I couldn't get it out because my orgasm tightened my ass, besides, I was not "horny" immediately after cumming and it was a little uncomfortable.

BenGay on my tits (no big deal), my cock (not that painful, more painful if I have just spanked my dick with a belt), my balls... ouch, this hurts so I've learned how much to use. Done this activity a few times.

Fucked my ass with a dildo lubed with BenGay.

Clothe pins on my nipples. I also use another clip (bigger) that I hang weight from. Recently started to attach the bigger clips to the already attached clothepins. Also have some chip-bag clamps (with sharp edges) i've used a few times, only for a short time cause they hurt!

Sucked on a dildo for a while, getting it as wet as possible. I slowly insert it deep in my ass, playing with my dick and squeezing my balls. Once I get into the right mind frame I pull the dildo out and fuck my mouth with it. I do this in the dark cause I might chicken out if I saw the dildo.

Put clothe pins on my cock while using the muscle stimulator. The electricity pain takes my mind off the clothepin pain. Also fucking my ass with a dildo diffuses the pain.

I go for a few days without an orgasm, but jacking off numerous times a day getting close before stopping. After a couple days my balls become sore, as I sit at my desk reading nasty stories I will squeeze my balls, adding a little soreness to them. I then take an ace bandage, pulling my balls as far down as I can I wrap the bandage around my balls keeping them away from my body. I take the KY and lube up the 9X2 dildo and slip a lubed finger in my ass. After attaching clothespins to my nipples, I get on my knees, face down on the ground I start pushing the dildo in. If I have been practicing getting fucked recently, I use a little more force to push the dildo in, enjoying the discomfort. Usually I will start pumping in and out without letting my ass get accustomed to the dildo, enjoying the feeling of being fucked. [Sometimes, I gag myself and tie a towel over my eyes to pretend I'm not in control.] after fucking myself for a while, keeping the dildo in, I stand up and fuck myself in different position. Next I lube up the 16X2.5 and resume my favorite position, on my knees face down, I start pushing the bigger dildo in. Although it hurts, I like to push the dildo in at a steady pace, and once again, start fucking myself without letting my ass get used to it. I'll fuck myself, harder and harder, pulling on the string connecting the nipple clamps. Sometimes I will squat over the dildo, fucking myself up and down on it while playing with my dick. When I get close to cumming, I will stop stroking and orgasm just from the fucking. If I don't cum now, usually I will go to bed and jack off before sleep.

i have laid in the bathtub and pissed on myself, standing up pissed in pants and photographed it (and emailed it to an online Mistress). I used to put my feet up high on the wall, held a pvc pipe between my dick and mouth and pissed through the pipe into my own mouth. Now with more piss drinking experience I can now piss into a glass and drink it, both for practice and to send pics via email. I like to hurt my balls. I have hung 10 pounds from them, spread bengay on them (and on a dildo), beat and squeeze them. I have taken a screwdriver and turned it around and hit my balls with the handle, a few times I have managed to cum just from beating them (and a dildo up my ass and clamps on my nipples). I have spanked myself with a belt, a few times I gently used a clothes hanger.

Lately I have been playing with some hypnosis files from Warp My Mind. So far I have been using the tame ones, those being traincumlover, traindeepthroat, trainanalorgasm. There are many other files that I am interested in but are too chicken to explore without a "gentle" push.