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Feast at the oral buffet

Set the Table
You should first start with the right tools. I put these in two categories: must haves and optional, which are based on your preference or better yet hers if you know that.

Must haves:
The right attitude. Want to be there; want to get HER off. I don�t care how great you think you are. If you�d rather be doing something else, you won�t put all your effort in it. Anyone can eat a steak but watch how a 300 lb guy does it and you�ll see what I mean. Relish it. And concentrate only on her pleasure and not on what she might do for you if you do it right. Lastly, make sure she is ready to make this step. Oral is extremely intimate for many people. Be sure she is ready to deal with this step emotionally.

Knowledge. Take some time to get to know what she likes and dislikes. Preferably conversations about this should happen on a different day than when you plan to perform. You don�t want to seem like you�re taking a quiz to see if you understood.

A pillow. Comfort is key. You will be down there for a while. Get comfortable. You can�t concentrate on her if all you can think about is the cramp in your neck and she can�t concentrate on you if she has to focus on how to leverage herself so you can reach where you need to be. You may choose to use something else to prop up your partner just make sure it�s comfortable.

A healthy diet. Watch what you feed her beforehand. What goes in will come out. Avoid a fish, dairy and garlic-rich foods because they promote a foul taste. A little wine and acidic fruit gives a slightly better taste. But no amount of wine is going to completely change the natural taste if it�s just really strong. Sorry.

Optional:
A pre-washed body. DO NOT do the �sniff test�. It�s tacky and she�ll notice. Some men love the natural smell. Some even like the �just after a marathon in panties a size too small� smell. But if you aren�t one of them, make sure she�s showered beforehand. Offer to do it even. Then you�ll have it just the way you like it.

A shaver and shaving gel. A freshly shaven region on her and on you will save both of you from uncomfortable carpet burn. Just a little note, some women find it very sexy when a guy shaves her.

A Blindfold. The mystery of where you�re going next can be very hot. You should probably avoid blindfolds the first time you're together but it depends on your relationship and prior discussions.

Ambience. Set the mood. This could include anything from candles to soft music.

The Appetizer
Start slow. Kiss her softly all over her body. Key sensitive spots for women include: the neck, the breast, the stomach and naval, the inner bend of the elbow and knee, the inner thighs and the Achilles heel.

Tease her. Leave the panties on. It is sooooooooooo hot when a guy kissing and rubs softly on the outside of the panties. If she happens to not have on any undies, just accidentally softly brush across her clit on purpose as you kiss gently on her inner thighs. This way she gets a small taste of what is to come and that visual is sure to get her aroused. Don�t take the teasing to an extreme. There is driving her crazy. Then there�s driving her to insanity. When she wants it, she wants it.

Make the connection. Once you and she are ready, BEFORE removing her panties, pull her panties to the side and slowly and gently french kiss her lips moving softly from the lips up to the clit. Then look into her eyes with all the passion and desire you have in you and slide off her underwear.

Honestly by now she�s probably ready to jump your bones in a serious way but hold back.

The Main Course
Experiment. At this point you will need to listen to her body as all women are different at this stage. Try everything lick, kiss, blow, suck, up and down, in and out, the porn star side-to-side head shake, in circles, all over the place.

Don�t be predictable. The biggest difference in having a real live human there is the unexpected so don't lick it when, where or how she thinks you will. I remember having some of the best oral sex of my life. And obviously he remembered it very well too - lick by lick. After almost having that best oral sex repeated, I quickly pointed out to him that just because I liked it so much the last time didn't mean he had to do it EXACTLY like that again.

Communicate. You must communicate here especially if you are not sure you�re reading her body correctly. Ask her if she likes it? If it feels good? Don't ask her to tell you a story or even what she wants you do at this point. If she's really shy this could seriously kill the moment. Do talk about it before, after, when you're watching TV in your leisure but NOT right now.

Please note a few things in this section:
That steak reference before was just a metaphor. Don�t bite unless she asks. And if she asks don't instantly visualize her as filet minion. Gradually increase pressure, letting her be your guide.

The clit is a wonderful thing. It serves but one purpose. Pleasure. However, be really careful not to overload on stimulation here or she will short circuit. While some women only get off by massive amounts of clitoral stimulation, others can handle only limited direct stimulation, if any.

Fingers are used to help with oral NOT substitute it. It�s ORAL sex. Let your tongue be the main player here. But a tip if you do use your fingers. Use two fingers...One is too skinny, three too wide and doesn't allow you to move as easily. But two is just right :). Curve your fingers up just inside the vagina and stroke the g-spot. Be aware this is the main way to get a woman to ejaculate, which can be somewhat odd or scary if you and she aren't aware of what that is or how her body will react to it. We'll get into female ejaculation or squirting soon.

I trained myself to hold back orgasms because men would stop once I had one or got close. If she needs you to stop, by all means, stop. However, if she doesn�t, keep going and try again. But this time, if she really wants to jump your bones, go for it.

Dessert
...and eat it too If you have done your job right, she�s going to be quite wet. My male friends and I argued this point but I said �DAMMIT LICK THE FUCKING JUICES.� I still have no earthly idea why some guys only like the clit when the vagina is crying for attention. It�s the main point after all. But I have come to a small compromise. Ok, so you don't have to swallow but you do need to lick it unless she has said not to. And you should try licking �there� too ; ).

Stay sweet. Women like closeness and protection. This is especially true when we feel vulnerable, which is exactly the case after orgasm. Don�t abandon ship once you think you�ve done your job. You may even try this: Instead of coming up to cuddle, stay between her legs and blow gently on her clit for a few seconds. Then lay your head down and just rest between her legs for a bit.

I have been addicted to oral sex twice in my life. The last time I was at the point of withdrawals every two hours. So I�ve had, let�s just say plenty of practice. Please feel free to let me know how this helps or provide additional tips if you�d like.