TONY'S MOVIE REVIEW NEWSLETTER
PRESENTS... THE UNREVIEWED....
(LAST REVISED AUGUST, 2009)
In the eight years that I've been doing the newsletter, there have, of course, been many movies that, for a variety of reasons (not enough time, couldn't think of what to say, too busy doing unimportant things like working and moving, etc.) I saw, but never reviewed. I thought I would go back and do some mini-reviews of some of them, even though I am hoping to write full-length pieces on a few of them (if I have written a full-length review on a film listed here, you will be able to click on the title to link to the full review). Most of the films digested below (except for Western and For All Mankind, and possibly a few others) seem to be common at Blockbusters and like places. If anyone sees (or has seen) any of these movies, feel free to offer your own feedback or review.
The listings marked with
an asterisk (*) have been added or altered since the last update. If you
are infuriated at me for having the unmitigated nerve to criticize something
about your favorite movie, please read
this disclaimer before sending any nasty email. Thank you.
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MOVIE |
RATING |
BRIEF COMMENTS |
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The Abyss* |
7 |
James Cameron adventure flick about the tough crew of an
undersea oil-exploration submarine and its captain (Ed Harris), who are tasked with rescuing a stranded nuclear submarine and end
up getting a lot more than they bargained for. Known (deservedly) for astonishing
underwater photography and exciting action sequences; would be a truly great
movie with better scripting and pacing.
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Lounge piano player dating a divorcee takes up with the
latter's teenage daughter when her mother dies. Tasteless and tiresome, with
laughably over-acted dubbed voices instead of subtitles. You will get tired
of the piano player's hang-dog looks about five minutes into the movie. |
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Enjoyable movie about young Indian-British woman (Parminder Nagra, who has since
been on E. R.) who is fantastic at soccer, but has to battle it out with
her traditionalist family to be allowed to play on a team. She gets
support from a good friend (Keira Knightley) and a coach, with whom there is a hint of
romance (Jonathan Rhys Meyers). A bit formulaic (I wanted to title it My
Big Fat Indian Soccer Game), but still fun to watch. I always seem
to enjoy sports movies, even though I'm not a big sports person. |
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Brothers McMullen, The |
8 |
Charming and understated indie comedy/drama of three very
different Irish Catholic brothers in New York and the women who love them.
Made for next to nothing by Edward Burns, but made a lot of that
next-to-nothing, putting Burns on the map. |
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Carbon Copy* |
8 |
George Segal plays an ad executive whose midlife crisis is
interrupted by a long-lost black son (Denzel Washington in his debut role),
complicating his upper-class life; the other important role is his
father-in-law/boss/mentor/devil’s advocate, played well by Jack Warden. Billed as a silly comedy of manners, this
is actually a much more intelligent and even moving film than you’d
expect. With more developed characters
beyond the aforementioned trio, it would be a fantastic film. |
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Pixar animated film with talking cars who
live in a world with cars instead of humans; ultimate racer Lightning McQueen
(voiced by Owen Wilson) learns a thing or two about life from an old vintage
model, Doc Hudson (Paul Newman). Not bad, but doesn't add much to the
now-overdone genre of the fantastically-detailed-animated-film-with-jokes-adults-can-enjoy
genre. It does have some beautiful background landscapes (especially
the western landscapes) and terrific vocal talent (Newman, Tony Shalhoub, and Cheech Marin,
among others). The irony of a movie that celebrates the way America was
before the interstate, while featuring cuddly talking automobiles, wasn't
lost on me. |
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9 |
Immensely moving story of young boy, middle-aged woman,
and unusual friendship they strike up traveling together across the pampas
plains in southern Brazil. Develops deliberately and with surprising
believability, despite the differences of the characters (somewhat similar to
Finding Forrester in that regard); cinematography made me want to see
southern Brazil someday. |
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Kevin Smith's triumph, about a comic-book writer (Ben
Affleck) who falls for a colleague who happens to be a lesbian (Joey Lauren
Adams). Car-stopping scene is one of the most moving love scenes on film. Jay
and Silent Bob, of course, threaten to steal the whole thing..... |
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Sporting-goods-store owner Carter (Samuel L. Jackson)
takes over a troubled San-Francisco-area school basketball team, dispensing the
usual tough-love-and-caring to the players there while (admirably) enforcing
the academic eligibility rule. Not a bad movie (it does get you to root
for the kids, and Jackson is good as usual), but doesn't add much to the
tough-school-hero genre established already by Lean on Me, Stand and
Deliver, Dangerous Minds, and others. Just once, I'd like to see a
movie that argues that good education can be a team effort, and doesn't
always happen because of a Tough Loner/Hero (or Heroine) Who Fights To Make It
Happen Against the Evil School System. |
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Paul Newman stars as an inmate in a southern prison in the
1960's who can't quite get with the system; George
Kennedy is almost as great as a rival who becomes a follower. A
landmark American film, made famous by the memorable line by Strother Martin (playing the mean warden), "what we
got here is failure to communicate." Morgan Woodward is a menacing
presence as another prison official, the lead guard, and the rest of the cast
is excellent. Please see this. |
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Cool Runnings (Jamaican) |
8 |
Winning, and tremendously entertaining, sports-flick yarn
about the first Jamaican bobsled team (yes, seriously!) and their long
journey to the 1988 Winter Olympics in Canada. A fun flick, and less
formulaic than you might expect (although the music is a bit much).
John Candy (playing the classic old-coach-with-a-past) is excellent in what
must have been one of his last roles, but the movie really belongs to the
actors playing the team members. |
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Cruel Intentions |
8 |
Excellent, if cynical, twenty-first century update of Dangerous
Liaisons that uses rich kids in contemporary NYC instead of French
nobility. Ryan Phillipe and Sara Michelle Gellar
are the two baddies who plot the ruin of an innocent upper-crust girl (Reese
Witherspoon); all impress, but Gellar really stands out in the Glenn Close
role (she is one wicked chick!). |
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Dead Man Walking |
9 |
Very powerful story (based on real events) of irredeemable
killer on Louisiana's death row (Sean Penn) and nun who tried to counsel him
(Susan Sarandon). Does excellent job of examining death penalty and
taking a stand while acknowledging other points of view on the issue.
Local DC actor Robert Prosky has a prominent role. |
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Farce about the death of an old-money English patriarch,
and how his funeral unravels his wackily
dysfunctional family. Screamingly funny at times, but downright
masochistic at others. The best performances were by Matthew Macfayden, who seems like the English John Cusack, the
lovely Keeley Hawes (playing his wife), and Peter Dinklage from The Station
Agent. |
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Clever farce starring John Candy as a likable soap-opera
writer who hits his head and finds himself a character in his own soap, where
he can influence events simply by "writing" them with his
typewriter. Soon, he's tempted to use
this ability to win the love of the Miss Wrong he invented (Emma Samms), even as Miss Right (Mariel Hemingway) waits in
the wings. Quite funny at its best (especially Candy in one of |
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Deliverance |
9 |
Four suburban-yuppie friends (Burt Reynolds, John Voight, Ronnie Cox, and Ned Beatty) go canoeing on a
soon-to-be-flooded river in northern Georgia; they get much more (to say the
least) than they bargained for. It's too bad that this movie's become
such a cultural joke, because it's so much more than that; it's an absorbing
adventure, a landmark moment in film history, and above all a
thought-provoking moral choice. The movie made Reynolds and Beatty
(deservedly) famous, but I thought that Voight's
performance was the best. David Bromberg's famous "Dueling
Banjos" tune is one of the best-known--and the best--things about the
film; the scene in which it is used is truly stunning. |
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Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your
Juice in the Hood |
5 |
Wayans brothers spoof of Boyz
n' the Hood-type movies, with endless gags in the Airplane/Naked Gun
tradition; some are clever, but many more misfire. Jill hated it with
a passion! |
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Down in the Delta |
6 |
Unremarkable story about older mother (Mary Alice) who
sends her crack-addict daughter (Alfre Woodward)
and her grandson (Mpho Koaho)
from Chicago to their ancestral home and relatives in Mississippi, hoping
that the country scene will give the daughter a chance to reform
herself. The film buys into the whole
small-town-life-is-more-wholesome-and-moral-than-city-life myth a little too
much, but there are some good performances, especially from Koaho, who has a bright future. This was poet Maya
Angelou's debut as a film director. |
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Dying Young |
4 |
Romantic weepie starring Julia
Roberts in her usual role as a no-nonsense working-class woman; in this case,
she's hired as a nurse for a wealthy young man dying of leukemia (Campbell
Scott). You can see where this one is going a mile away, of
course. Well-acted and even moving at its best (I liked the ending),
but still uneven and disappointing; Scott's acting is brilliant at times but
inconsistent (he was better in Singles, Big Night, and Music and
Lyrics). The music is nearly unbearable muzak;
it's not a coincidence that the most effective scenes have no music. |
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Finding Forrester |
8 |
Excellent story of young black high school student in the Bronx
and his challenging friendship with legendary but has-been (fellow) writer
(Sean Connery). Takes a slow pace wisely, making an improbable relationship
very believable; the ending is an absolute winner in the best Dead Poets
Society tradition. |
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For All Mankind |
10 |
Incredible atmospheric documentary about Apollo missions,
made with three elements--NASA footage, interviews with astronauts, and Brian
Eno's great music. Captures the feeling of
being in space perfectly! Competes with Silk Road
and Hoop
Dreams as my favorite documentary. (Now distributed by National
Geographic.) |
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For Gillian on Her 37th Birthday |
7 |
Good drama about eccentric widower (an excellent Peter MacNicol) and his daughter (the always-likable Claire
Danes) struggling with memory of their late wife/mother (Michelle Pfeiffer,
who shows up in dream sequences). Script is tiresome when it tries to
be funny, but moving when it tries to be serious. Jill liked it even
more than I did. |
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Frida |
8 |
Excellent biopic of Mexican artist Frida
Kahlo (Salma Hayek), focusing on her troubled life
and complicated
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Winning story (sorry about that trite description, but it
applies!) about laid-off industrial workers who start a male strip group;
more fun than I expected. Robert Carlyle, who was disgusting in Trainspotting, is much more likable here. |
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7 |
Several lives and cultures (an innocent San bushman, a
dictator, a volunteer teacher, and a bumbling backwoodsman who has a crush on
her) intertwine in this interesting concoction; a lot of silliness, but one
of the most lyrical endings ever put on film (besides The 400 Blows,
of course). I didn't like the director's trademark of speeding up the
film every time any character was running anywhere. |
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So-so comedy about two (uncomfortably) close siblings
(Heather Graham and the very funny Thomas Cavanagh)
who fall in love with the same woman (the lovely Bridget Moynahan).
Clever and funny at its best, it's undone by annoying supporting characters
who seem to be dying to steal the show (Molly Shannon, as the Worldly Best
Friend at Work, is by far the worst) and some over-cuteness; Sissy Spacek and Alan Cumming are nice surprises as
Graham's therapist and best male friend. Please, please, PLEASE make
this the last movie with "I Will Survive" in its soundtrack! |
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Grosse Pointe Blank |
8 |
A turnoff ending, but a great deadpan John Cusack role as
a contract hitman going to his high school reunion
(even that sentence is fun to type!) |
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An underrated and adventurous film, the very last with
Hepburn/Tracy. Savaged by critics for having the nerve to be idealistic
about interracial romance; deserves much better. When I re-watched it
recently, I noticed that it is actually quite funny in places, thanks mostly
to Tracy's deadpan character. |
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Hairspray |
8 |
Fun John Waters tribute to early '60's
(including both the pop culture and the civil rights movement), set, of
course, in working-class Baltimore. There will never be another human being
(let alone another actor!) like Divine, who plays dual roles; a young Ricki Lake is also charming as the lead. |
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Cheesy thriller intended as a vehicle for deaf actress Marlee Matlin; she plays an
innocent young woman who gets stalked by coin thieves (it's a long, and not
terribly original, story). Besides being unoriginal, the plot has
gaping holes; a few cute scenes with Matlin and her
leading man, D. B. Sweeney, redeem it a bit. |
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High Fidelity |
8 |
Funny and offbeat comedy, with the always-good John Cusack
as a Chicago record store owner who has better relationships with favorite
albums than with people (espcially the opposite
sex); Todd Louiso and Jack Black almost steal the
show as his annoying employees/hangers-on. Lots of cameos and a
genuinely surprising plot keep it all entertaining, and the music is
(appropriately) well-selected--our hero wouldn't have it any other way! |
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Animated science fiction fable about a high-tech car race
through Highway 11, a thoroughfare in another dimension. Doesn't have
the deepest plot or characterizations in movie history, but does have some
amazing animation (especially the forest and desert landscapes) and is
surprisingly non-violent for a movie of its kind (my son was able to watch it,
and loved it). Apparently made to promote Hot Wheels products,
but not horrible for that. |
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How She Move |
7 |
Two young women (Rutina Westley and Tre Armstrong)
search for a way out of their inner-city Toronto neighborhood, and hope to
find it in step dancing (basically very athletic ensemble dancing to a
hip-hop beat); the leader of the local step group (Shawn Fernandez) tries to
find a place for them. The script is too predictable and the acting is
uneven in quality, but the stunningly choreographed and filmed dancing, and
some impressive dramatic moments, make the movie in
a big way. |
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Everybody in America should read Joe Conason
and Gene Lyons' book of the same title, on which this movie is based, to
learn about the Machiavellian lengths to which Bill and Hillary Clinton's
enemies went to discredit and smear them from the first day of his
administration (and, in some instances, even before that). The movie
(by TV producer and longtime Clinton friend Harry Thomasson)
isn't a bad summary of the book, although it relies
a bit too much on hokey music and witty editing, as if Thomasson
had seen one too many Michael Moore movies. Former Clinton adviser Paul
Begala gives the best of the talking-head
interviews. |
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Impressive drama of early-1960's songwriter (the late Ray
Sharkey) who knows he won't be a success on his own, so he becomes manager/svengali to teen idols of his own creation (Paul Land and
a very young Peter Gallagher). Script is a bit heavy on showbiz cliches, but it's saved by terrific performances by
Sharkey and Tovah Feldshuh
as his girlfriend/media connection/conscience. Some of the dance moves
and sets seem a bit anachronistic, like they came from the glam rock period
(the movie was made in 1980) rather than the Elvis-in-the-army era in which
it is set; other than that, the period feel is good. The music is all
original, and is a real asset of the film, although some royalty money spent
on actual period music would have made the film seem even more of its
time. |
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The Incredibles |
6 |
Funny Pixar animated flick which makes fun of comic-book cliches; a superhero couple (voices of Craig T. Nelson
and Holly Hunter) are forced by our litigious society to go underground and
pretend to be normal suburbanites. I laughed quite a lot, although I
was tired of it by the end, partly because of the overstimulation that seems
endemic to kids' movies these days (see my review of Shark
Tale for more of my kvetching about this). |
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry |
2 |
Goofy farce about two tough New York City firemen (Kevin
James from Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Adam
Sandler) who register as domestic partners so that one of them, a
widower, can get health benefits for his kids. Not as homophobic as
you'd expect; the problem is that when "not as homophobic as you'd
expect" is the best thing you can say about a movie, it's a pretty sad
commentary. For some reason, Dan Ackroyd,
Steve Buscemi, Ving Rhames, and Rob Schneider are all in this movie; Rhames is one of the few things I like about it. |
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Islands in the Stream |
7 |
Watchable movie version of Ernest Hemingway's
autobiographical novel about his life in the Bahamas before and during World
War II, focusing on his seafaring life and his relationships with his absent
family. There's enough plot here for three movies! George C.
Scott is terrific as the Hemingway character; the other actors' impressions
vary widely. Overall, this is quite good, but I suspect the book is
more interesting. |
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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back |
7 |
Jay and Silent Bob, those irrepressible slackers whose
presence graced all of director Kevin Smith's indie films (Clerks, Mallrats,
Chasing Amy, and Dogma) finally get their own flick, which finds
them on a long, strange trip to Hollywood to stop a film an old friend is
making with their likenesses (yes, that really is the plot!) Almost
everybody, famous and not-so-famous, who has ever appeared in a Smith movie is in here somewhere; the result is a lot of fun for
his fans (like me). If you aren't a Smith fan, or have a low tolerance
for silly humor, this probably isn't your best rental choice. |
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Jeffrey |
4 |
Irritating man-meets-man movie set in New York; somewhat
redeemed by the presence of Patrick "Captain Picard" Stewart. If
you want a good gay movie, see Love! Valor! Compassion! |
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Jerusalem (Norwegian) |
8 |
Long epic about devout 19th-Century Norwegian family and
their journey to the Holy Land; seems determined to examine every aspect
(good and bad) of religion in its 3 hours. Not for every taste, but I liked
it. |
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Jonathan Livingston Seagull |
7 |
Adaptation of Richard Bach's hippie-era novel about
self-actualization; James Franciscus plays the
eponymous bird, who seeks to fly higher and faster than any seagull ever
flew, and whose nonconformist views get him ostracized from his flock. A
bit hokey and overlong, but still worth watching for the unbelievable nature
cinematography, which is some of the best I've ever seen (and is at least two
notches above the usual PBS-special photography), and which carries its
weight of the telling of the story. Neil Diamond's famous soundtrack
music is overbearing at times, but is a plus for the film overall. The
Christian themes might bother some people, although I didn't have a problem
with them. |
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The Last Waltz |
9 |
Astonishing documentary about the last concert by
legendary rock group The Band, performed in San Francisco in 1976.
Director Martin Scorsese keeps things interesting by alternating songs,
special appearances by most of rock music's big names (The Band were
well-connected), and often-funny interviews with the Band members. The
2002 rerelease was even better, with cleaned-up sound and footage, not to
mention a chance to see it in a theater (something I can't recommend highly
enough). If you see one movie about rock music, it should be either
this or The Kids Are Alright (or maybe This is Spinal Tap if
you're in a funny mood). |
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Lawrence of Arabia (English) |
10 |
One of the great epics of cinematic history; new footage
in director's cut doesn't add much, but is still worth seeing. |
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Love! Valor! Compassion! |
8 |
Impressive story following eight gay friends for a summer;
some hokiness, but also many very powerful moments.
The most famous cast members (Jason Alexander, John Glover, and Stephen Spinella) are the best--Glover plays twin brothers very
well. |
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Luther |
8 |
Very good, if sanitized, biopic of 16th-Century religious
dissenter and founder of Lutheranism, Martin Luther. Joseph Fiennes is serviceable,
if not outstanding, in title role; Alfred Molina (as a Catholic rival), Bruno
Ganz (as Luther's mentor), and Peter Ustinov (in
one of his last roles as Prince Frederick, Luther's secular protector) stand
out. Luther's trial for heresy, the scene of his famous "Here I
stand... I can do no other" speech, is particularly stirring. The
biggest problem is that it really should have been longer, with Luther drawn
in more vivid detail (and it's disappointing that his antisemitism,
and his complicated relationship with the violence inspired by his writing,
aren't dealt with). |
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Pixar animated spectacle following the escape attempt of a
zebra (voiced by Chris Rock), a lion (Ben Stiller), a hippo (Jada Pinkett Smith), and a giraffe
(David Schwimmer), along with a zany gang of
penguins, from the New York zoo where they are the "stars" and back
to the wild. Very entertaining, with a digestible
moral and clever ideas, but not that different from a lot of the other
funny-for-adults-but-entertaining-for-kids-and-with-incredible-animation
movies I've seen in the last year or two with my son. The sign language
is authentic, by the way. |
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Matrix, The |
1 |
If you were wondering what movie would get a rating of 1 from
me, this is it! This utterly uninvolving piece of filth is about an
unemotional computer guy (the ever-versatile Keanu Reeves) recruited by one
secret high-tech society to fight a larger, vaguer high-tech society; both
come off as thoroughly unpleasant, along with virtually every image in the
entire film. Even the supposed heroine (Carrie-Anne Moss) is grating to look
at! A good actor (Lawrence Fishburne) is
wasted playing second fiddle to Reeves. (By the way, I have heard
people suggest that this movie is a sort of proletarian-socialist tract; I
would have an easier time accepting that notion if the whole thing was not so
obviously intended to make boatloads of money, especially from the young male
demographic.) Click
here to read Jill's review of this movie, which is even worse. |
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Men Don't Leave |
7 |
Not-too-bad drama about widow forced to move to Baltimore
from rural Maryland to find work; Jessica Lange is serviceable, if not
outstanding, in the role. Joan Cusack is a scream, as usual! |
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Men of Honor |
7 |
Good, if formulaic, actioner
about first black certified diver in the U. S. Navy (Carl Brashear, played by
Cuba Gooding Jr.) and his cantankerous instructor, Billy Sunday (Robert de Niro, who is as harrowing as he is in Mean
Streets!) Very frank about racism faced by Brashear; also
captures suspense of diving well. Charlize Theron appears in a small role that doesn't seem
necessary. |
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Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil |
7 |
Mystery set in Savannah, Georgia, with good acting by John
Cusack, Jack Thompson, and Kevin Spacey; story doesn't quite cohere. |
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Mon Oncle d'Amerique
("My American Uncle"--French) |
6 |
Interesting black comedy featuring three very different
French people (Gerard Depardieu, Roger Pierre, and the extremely beautiful
Nicole Garcia); the story is not a love triangle as you would expect, but an
examination of their personal and (especially) their work lives.
Ostensibly based on the work of a famous French biologist, who plays himself
and narrates the movie; intriguing at first, this device gets old well before
the movie ends. Still, the stories are engaging, and the acting
is good, especially Depardieu (although fans of his might be disappointed
that he doesn't get more screen time). |
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding |
8 |
Absolutely hilarious--and touching--story of young
suburban Greek-American woman (Nia Vardalos, who also wrote the script with a nod to her own
life) and her newfound independence from her traditionalist family, culminating
in her relationship with a handsome and sensitive man who is--OHMIGOD!--not
Greek! (John Corbett). While the acting is worthy, the script's
observations about family and life are what really make this one a
winner. (Personally, I loved the vegetarian scene, for obvious
reasons!) The occasional plot nitpicks are irksome, but easily
forgotten--a sign of a really fun movie. |
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My Life as a Dog (Swedish) |
3 |
Unmemorable story of growing up in 1950's Sweden; Lasse Halstrom did better with Ciderhouse Rules. |
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Notorious |
8 |
Good, old-fashioned post-WWII intrigue in Rio; Ingrid
Bergman, Claude Rains and (especially) Cary Grant in top form. |
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Hitchcock-like thriller following successful L. A. dentist
(Steve Martin) as he has an ill-advised relationship with an
eccentric-but-troubled patient (Helena Bonham Carter), thus threatening his
engagement with his straight-arrow assistant (Laura Dern).
A flop in the theaters that didn't really deserve that fate, since it does
create real tension and suspense (although for a successful businessman,
Martin's character doesn't seem like the sharpest knife in the drawer).
The ending is audacious, but also a bit much. |
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Remake of the old Jerry Lewis remake of Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Hyde, with Eddie Murphy playing
eponymous professor with weight problem; very commercial (especially the raunchy
humor, overacting, and music), but does showcase Murphy well in multiple
roles, especially as the world's most salacious grandmother and her ultimate
rival, her son-in-law (the professor's father). Much more likable and
believable than the other recent Hollywood movie I've seen about fat people, Shallow Hal.
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The Quiller Memorandum |
6 |
Spy thriller set in post-WWII Berlin, with George Segal (as
a young hero, not the comic character he usually plays now), Alec Guinness,
and Max Von Sydow; some impressive atmosphere and
action, but the plot is just kind of baffling. The spies discuss spy-stuff
sitting in cafes drinking coffee! |
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Marjane
Satrapi turned her autobiographical graphic novel
about growing up in revolutionary Iran into a black-and-white animated movie
(with the help of animator Vincent Perronaud); the
result is truly astonishing, moving, and captivating. |
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Good semiautobiographical romantic/buddy comedy by Kenneth
Branagh (who took a break from his usual
Shakespearean/literary movies with it), focusing on a group of old friends
from the same comedy troupe who reunite at one member's house (Stephen Fry,
who is excellent); cast is mostly great and likable, especially Emma Thompson
and Rita Rudner (who co-wrote the script with Martin Bergman).
Interestingly, one of the friends is black (Ambrosia Emmanuel) and a big deal
isn't made out of it, the way it would be in an American film.
Often compared to The Big Chill, which I've never seen. |
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Philadelphia |
8 |
Ambulance chaser (Denzel Washington) takes an idealistic
job for once, representing fellow lawyer (Tom Hanks) fired for being gay and
having AIDS; likable and moving, with great performances from leads. I sort
of liked the opera sequence... Although its aftermath is what's really
important. The opening-credit montage of Philadelphia life is
incredible (as Jill has pointed out to me). |
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Porco
Rosso (The Crimson Pig)* |
6 |
Anime movie about Porco Rosso, an Italian aviator with a troubled past in Italy
between the two world wars, who is cursed with a pig’s face (and a cynical
attitude). A fascinating main
character and some moving moments could have made this a great movie, but
unbelievably stupid minor characters and dialogue undo it. Michael Keaton is good as the voice of the
main character in the English dubbed version; Kimberly Williams-Paisley, who
plays a young female mechanic and his friend/foil, is even better. |
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Primary Colors |
2 |
Angry, vicious anti-Clinton screed pretending to be a
political drama; John Travolta and Emma Thompson are two good actors who are
forced by the script to be caricatures of Bill and Hillary Clinton as their
worst enemies imagine them. Only a good performance by Kathy Bates as a
hard-boiled political operative saves this nonsense from a rating of 1.
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Secrets and Lies (English) |
8 |
Working-class family saga about adult adoptee looking for
her biological parents; deftly mixes idealism and realism (almost too deftly,
perhaps). The only Mike Leigh film I've seen. |
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Serial Mom |
7 |
Clever, if over-obvious, John Waters spoof of suburban
Baltimore life, with Kathleen Turner brilliant as
smiling, perky serial killer (only Waters and Turner could have done that). |
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The Shawshank Redemption |
9 |
Unforgettable and idealistic. They just don't get much better
than this. Morgan Freeman is great as usual, but this may be his very best
performance ever. |
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Shine (Australian) |
8 |
Extraordinary biopic of Australian piano virtuoso David Helfgott and his harsh upbringing at the hands of an abusive
father (himself a survivor of the Holocaust) and eventual schizophrenia; not
easy to watch, but very powerful. |
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Sling Blade |
8 |
Excellent Billy Bob Thornton story about retarded man
(Thornton) released after serving time for murder, finding himself
in another stressful situation; look for Robert Duvall in small-but-important
role. Thornton is a gifted director AND actor. |
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Small Change (French) |
8 |
Another moving Truffaut movie about childhood; however, instead
of burrowing deeply into a single character as he did in The 400 Blows,
Frank weaves together several stories of young lives at the same public
school in a small industrial town in France. The ending is particularly
stirring, if incongruous. It's not as good as 400 Blows, but
what is? |
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The Spitfire Grill |
6 |
Human-interest story about ex-con rehabilitating herself
in small Maine town, with help of new boss (a suitably crusty Ellen Burstyn);
nothing bad, but nothing special (other than being the only movie about a
female ex-con I've ever seen). Relationship between Burstyn's character and
her son is most interesting in film. |
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Straight Out of Brooklyn |
8 |
20-year-old filmmaker Matty
Rich's story about life in the Red Hook housing project in Brooklyn (where he
lived himself) made quite an impression in 1991 when it came out, and is
still powerful. Rich's leads (especially father George Odom and son
Lawrence Gilliard) and astute direction carry the
story well, and make up for some unpolished acting and editing. |
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Star Wars I--The Phantom Menace |
7 |
The first of the three Star Wars
"prequels," which tell the story of Anakin Skywalker's coming-of-age
before he turned to the dark side of the Force. This one's got plenty
of action--in fact, almost too much of it--and at least two truly stunning
scenes (a "pod race" between anti-grav
vehicles on the desert world of Tatooine, and a
climactic battle later). It's not as good as the original three Star
Wars movies, but the best scenes and some compelling characters still
make it worthwhile. |
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Star Wars II—Attack of the Clones* |
6 |
The second, and in some ways the weakest, of the three Star
Wars prequels; apparently, being a Jedi knight means you get to ignore basic
laws of physics, something which happens one too many times. Still, there are good, exciting moments,
and the characters are further developed, especially the essential trio of
Anakin (Hayden Christensen), Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), and Padme (Natalie Portman).
Jack Thompson and Christopher Lee are nice surprises. |
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Swimming with Sharks |
7 |
Very, very cynical tale of Hollywood newbie (Frank Whaley)
who ends up working for the Worst Boss of All Time, a despicable studio
executive played devilishly well by Kevin Spacey. While the acting and the
story are both worthwhile, I had a hard time getting into a story this
relentlessly negative. I like Benecio del
Toro, but he seems wasted in a small role. |
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Switching Channels |
5 |
Half-decent press comedy; Burt Reynolds can be pretty
funny (he's in a Broadcast News-ish romantic
triangle with Kathleen Turner and Christopher Reeve). |
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Titanic |
6 |
The Big, Formulaic Blockbuster of 1998; I liked it, but
not nearly as much as everyone else (I was tired of it by the end, and I
think Pearl
Harbor did better with the formula). I didn't think Kate and
Leo were too bad together, and I always like to see David Warner and Kathy
Bates (even if they were both typecast here). Effects are generally
believable, even if the story isn't always. |
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6 |
Really offbeat comedy/drama, definitely not for all tastes
(adapted from a Mario Vargas Llosa novel!) about
young man in 1950's radio industry (Keanu Reeves) who gets courage from an
eccentric co-writer (Peter Falk) to declare his love to his aunt (Barbara
Hershey). Falk is a great gonzo, but it's all a bit hard to take, and having
Reeves in there doesn't help much, as usual. |
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27 Dresses |
3 |
Assembly-line romantic comedy starring Katherine Heigl as an annoying young woman singing the
always-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride blues; James Marsden plays an annoying
young reporter who ends up sparring with her, and Edward Burns (of Brothers
McMullen fame--see that review above) plays her boss and main crush.
Criticized (somewhat fairly) for being sexist, but is actually more
unbelievable, condescending, and obnoxious than it is sexist. Not the
worst movie I've ever seen--there are some clever lines of dialogue, and the
ending is appealing--but very, very far from the best. Burns is a
good actor who seems wasted here. |
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The recently-deceased patriarch of a wealthy oil-business
family (James Garner) wants to leave his whole fortune to his playboy
grandson (Drew Fuller), but also wants him to deserve it, so he and the
executor of the will (Bill Cobbs) force him to
undertake a series of life lessons. Along the way, he meets a young
single mother (the beautiful Ali Hillis) and her
seriously-ill daughter (Abigail Breslin from Little
Miss Sunshine). A bit too manipulative for my tastes--Breslin's character is almost aggressively cute--but
still moving at its best, and it certainly has more substance than some other
films I've seen that are aimed at a Christian audience, like Facing the
Giants. Cobbs, his character’s assistant
(Lee Merriweather) and Brian Dennehy
often seem like the heart and soul of the film. |
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Western (French) |
6 |
Not an actual Western, but a road movie with two drifting Frenchmen
trying to find female companionship; witty in places, but tiresome in many
more. |
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Whale Rider (New Zealand) |
9 |
Fantastic, timeless story about a young Maori (Keisha
Castle-Hughes, who was the Virgin Mary in The Nativity Story) who
aspires to earn a leadership position in her tribe, and the
respectful-but-stubborn grandfather (Rawiri Paretene) who stands in her way. A beautiful film
about the consequences of sexism, the power of tradition, and the difficult decisions
we have to make about what to keep, and to not keep, from the past. The
aquatic sequences are especially powerful. (The Maori are the
indigenous people of New Zealand; the movie Once Were Warriors, which
I haven't seen as of this writing in early 2009, is another modern-day story
about them.) |
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When We Were Kings |
8 |
Fantastic documentary chronicling the 1974 boxing match in
what is now the African country of Congo between Muhammad Ali and George
Foreman, known as the "Rumble in the Jungle." We meet |
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Wild Man Blues |
8 |
Professionally-made documentary about Woody Allen,
following him on a recent jazz tour around Europe (Woody plays clarinet on
the side). Fascinating for people who like Woody; must be unbearable for
anyone who doesn't like him. Revealing moments include several scenes with
Soon-Yi (who comes off as no slouch), Woody's parents (who come off as
hilarious), and his little-known sister, who manages him on the tour (no easy
task). |
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Entertaining, if silly and overlong, movie about three
grown-up high school friends who try to recapture their youth with a Deliverance-style
canoe trip. Jill and I agreed that Seth Green, the most famous
performer, was also by far the best of the three. Set in Oregon, but
filmed in New Zealand (which looks lovely, by the way). |
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Animator Ralph Bakshi's story of
a "technology versus magic" war on another planet; animation is
sometimes stunning (especially use of montage with live action images and pencil
drawings), but is garish almost as often. The plot, meanwhile, is silly
and trite, with one of the most idiotic endings I've ever seen. Bakshi did a lot better with his 1978 adaptation of The
Lord of the Rings, which I'll try to rent and review in an upcoming
issue. |
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You've Got Mail |
4 |
Over-cute and overlong romantic comedy based on email
exchanges (how innovative!) between Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks; Ryan is the exact
same character she was in When Harry... I wonder how much AOL paid for
the product placement? |
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