THE END TIMES
VOLUME II || ISSUE 1 || OCTOBER 17, 2004
Michael Moore, Star Wars Director!
Saddam Hussein Stole JBU Speed Bumps!
North Hall Staging Global Domination!
University Espionage Uncovered!
Future Obituary
DAVID TOMLIN, MAY 07, 1983--OCTOBER 17, 2004
David Tomlin, friend to all, will pass away October 17, 2004 at 3:30 AM. David is a business major and is known by his class mates as very intelligent with strong leadership capabilities. He uses these skills and as a result has become the financial director of the Underground Leprechaun Movement, which is based here in Siloam Springs. His friends and fellow leprechauns will be blessed to know that David dies for the cause, defending one of the business bases against a vampire militia movement. Services will be discussed shortly after the death occurs.
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