The Quintessential Miscreant
Inventive innuendoes invade my consciousness
Like the time I ordered the Atom Bomb drop
I am certain my accomplishments
slide off of the tongue
without concerns of consequences
questions or conviction.
As the ace of invention
I roll with the best of them
bring new meaning to duplicity.
prevailed over Excalibur
or ordered the death of the Son of Man
my contradiction to truth
is well documented and widely known.
will be etched on stone monuments
my deeds embellished with historical relevance
my soul forever glorified
with awe and reverence.