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| A chatter named EZ turned down a cyber with PamPamPamPam because.....and I quote..."She's way too kinky for me!" Now, EZ, Pam is only kinky on Tuesday's.....this happened on Friday, she didn't have her whips and chains with her at the time, geesh, ya big baybeee! |
| Starz is still attempting to retain her 'good girl' status, announced that she indeed was 'corn fed' and especially enjoyed the cobs once all the kernals were removed......question Starz...where da hell did you stuff the kernels? And speakin of nuts....lol...our lil not so innocent Starz admitted that she is also a nut teaser...Hmmmm...How many ways are there to tease a nut Starz? Enquiring minds wanna know! |
| Vickie actually got on her knees for Moby...but alas....as he was uttering his silent prayer of "oh Lord, please don't let her get up before I get my pants undone"...he was seen blowing his wad prior to lowering his pants. Blue balls no excuse for this type of behavior Moby. Lanacaine or a cock ring are advisable, and yes...they DO have x-tra small. |
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| Last week, our beloved Jen was seen giving out samples. Normally, that wouldn't be considered smut, but this is the smuttiest I've ever seen Jen (not including the times I've done her on cam!) Time after time, as someone entered thru the MNL doors, she offered her 'samples' to them. ( C'mon folks, use yer imagination!) She then started screaming at them saying "Please eat my samples!!!" I felt like I was an x-rated CrackerBarrel. |
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| Just a few short days after the alleged "Jen" incident. It was learned that our very own Smutty Mary (being da "HO" dat she is) relived her tuna experience on cam with Jen's man GreenBarchetta. My oh my, the things she showed him that day. We know now that the only reason the tuna 'allegedly' got spilled on her chest, was really a ploy to have more than one place on her body smell like fish.....and a simple way to attrack men on cam.....just smell ur way fella's .....shes' got 'Charlie'(the tuna guy, for u nit-wits) right were she wants him....lol |
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| I hear dat varmit Rabbit and his perverted friend Moby, became butt buddies finally. Now, I wasn't there to see this personally, but QMan was. So I asked him for juicy details. He replied with "Rabbit and Moby were fudge packing and Rabbit came back up with a shit eatin' grin on his face" Speakin of the fuzzy lil fellow (NO, I'm not referrin' to his peener_...Rabbit BEGGED and BEGGED me for advice on how to pick up chicks. (Kinda odd too, seein' as he's a rabbit)....Anyhoo, I told him to go to the nearest Super WalMart and hang out in the produce section, next to the veggies. I'm not one to judge a person, but after he spent 20 minutes talking about how good the cucumbers felt in his hand and scarin' every woman chatter that entered...I gave up on him....cuz he's NUTZ!! (I wonder if he is hiding that pickle puss pic and using it for personal reasons?) |
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| GreenBarchetta admitted that it makes him tingle all over when the ladies look at his 'hammer' (I've gotta news flash fer ya Bar, my hammer is as big as yers....neener neener neener...LOL Since we're on the subject of 'flash'....I allowed Bar to see me on cam. After listening to him repeatedly beg me to flash my hooters, I told him that he'd get no action from me unless Jen was there. Thirty minutes later, a cigarette , a towel and a smile.....the 3 of us rode off into the sunset. |
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| Jen was grossing out the early morning chatters on Wednesday by trying to be the new poster child for breast milk. No matter how enticing she made it sound to the men....none were willing to nestle in her chest to sample the goods. It was further noted that the infamous CerealKillr had stopped chatting for food and sex, then bought stock in rolaids to curb his upset tummy. Welcome home Killahhhhhhh! |
| An unfortunate thing happened to Mandee. It was a very cold day and she logged on to chat to try to warm herself up, but she kept getting disconnected. Come to find out...her nipples were stickin out so much that they were hitting the exit key! |
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| I just report it folks...Leigh blows Ollie. |
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| The newest visitor to the room "Ralph506" was asking for ladies phone numbers to phone bone with. He was lovingly given the phone number to the local funeral home by Nurse Vickie. One must also note that he actually CALLED the funeral home, then came to the room asking for the correct number, thinking he'd made a mistake while dialing. TwatLicker was quoted as saying "Not only did Ralph make the call, he actually asked the funeral director to phone bone him...nothing like a true stiffy for some pleasure" |
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| Mary, beloved MFS, finally got her new house finished, lovely house....and when asked how many blow jobs she had to give to get something that grand....her husband quoted as saying...."Mary is still making payments on it".....lil suggestion for ya Mary, ask Santa for extra blistex in your stocking this year! |
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| Faithful has been attending confession more often these days...in part because she donated the peckers and pussy suckers for the upcoming MNL room party. Also, because yours truly has shown her ass a bit more than usual. Faith does the intercessory confession thing for Vicks. |
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| Mary, beloved MFS, finally got her new house finished, lovely house....and when asked how many blow jobs she had to give to get something that grand....her husband quoted as saying...."Mary is still making payments on it".....lil suggestion for ya Mary, ask Santa for extra blistex in your stocking this year! |
| Many have noticed that ScreaminStev has been doing a hell of allot more screaming lately cause of his new found Brat! Is that really screamin' or is that moaning we hear? Huh Huh? |
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| Our resident nurse has been trying to earn brownie points again with Jen, so, she's been doing allot of cleaning lately. She went to the room Thursday mornin', no one else was there, so she began her tasks. Had to scrape the floors, wipe down the walls (without bleach I might add) cause Leigh had sprayed whipped cream all over them...re-arranged the furniture, (Reina's sofa was unbelievable!!) washed dishes (all sorts of drinks and mixers left in the bottom) empty ashtrays...(Mary, please don't leave those roaches in with the regular cigarette butts, we have cops chattin in da room silly)....chips and dip were ground into the carpet. Among the items found, are those listed below...If yours, please contact me to identify.... 1. Pair of pink fuzzy slippers (found under the sofa) 2. Bottles of red nail polish. 3. Two florescent condoms (unopened) size x-small. 4. One bra size 36 DD 5. Pair of men's boxers with a "do not open til Christmas" on the crotch. 6. 3 pairs of handcuffs (1 padded) 7. Silk scarves in assorted colors. 8. Candles....some melted, some new. 9. Phone cards with a white substance on them. 10. 2 receipts from Motel 6 11. 4 pineapples. 12. 4 sets of benwa balls...1 personalized with "Tim" on the side. 13. 6 pics of Jen with some white creamy matter on her face. 14. An ole email asking for 'boobie pics' looks like the signature says "bear and bar" but uncertain on this. 15. 10 bottles of Crown Royal tucked inside various corners and throughout the attic. 16. Cameras (hidden behind walls and ceilings) 17. Strap-ons (various colors and lengths.) 18. Fake boobies (one pair with the initials LL size xx lrge)(one pari with initials MFS size "don't they wish) (one pair initials PP size "cum s you are") 19. 2 J-lo butt enhancers 20. 5 polaroid cameras and 3 digital cameras. 21. One book entitled "How to make women believe Anything" well worn and dog eared. (looks as if it's been passed around allot!) 22. Health Department Receipts (unknown who they belong to as there are numbers rather than names...but checked in the "positive" category.) 23. 1 tiny imitation Peener less than 1/2 long with Rabbit fur attached. As I empty the box full of items.....I'll be posting more items along. |