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It was rumored that over the weekend, Hung_like_a_rabbit, aka Varmit, bunny boy, bunners, shit head, was seen trying to raise money to attend the MNL room party.....he was caught pimping out our innocent lil Tx_Yellow_Rose for $10.....nekkie pics of her were going for $20.....and a cyber....well, I forgot how much he was charging......'course Rose, (sweet woman that she is) kept giving it away leaving the rabbit helpless and weary.....at last count....Rabbit owed the room $9.95 and some change....(Silly rabbit, parties are for big kids! lol)

As for our very own Mr. BareBear, well what can I say.......this man we know to be intelligent, charming, witty, and always a gentleman, is all that.....but, no one knew what a horndog he really is becoming until now ,ladies keep watching as he makes his way up the PERV ladder........Way to go Bear, you demanding guy you!

Now....on a sad note.....Leigh confessed she has a massive infection! When it was seen , not only did she get wet, but it ran like a river....ewwwww....nassy, thus, the only suckin on Leigh will be on her fingers until such time she gets the proper medical attention....Perhaps Nurse Vicki can assist you with this matter....

Speaking of our resident nurse....she apparently has too much time on her hands for phone boning, while she's supposed to be working......she has reported that MavKnight has one hell of a sexy voice.....and I quote..."My God, the man can make ya quiver when he breathes. "
And yes, Vickie is still swallowing, but she is more selective now...since our last update, she's been hit with all kinds of offers and can now pick and choose who's penis goes where....well, maybe I shouldn't go that far, but....Now I don't have to pay them!!

Ladies......if you haven't met the latest addition to the room, Cougar......you will soon......one can only assume that he's young, but OMG is he experienced......women just drop in the room, and he grabs em....before ya know it...he's makin' love like there's no tomorrow.....he fits right in with the rest of us cyber ho's and dawgs......

......And, yes....if you've not been in the room when Jen is there and we have our story hour, you don't know what your're missing....within 20 minutes....all typing has become one-handed, the faint at heart drop out like flies...and we manage to show our creative smutty talents(ummm one of them anyways), rest assured someone is gonna get "fucked" or swallowed or both!!

It has recently been brought to our attention, that the ever so shy Geminilady, enjoys probing bananas with a caddle prods to make them jiggle....Apparently she ran out of cash to buy a real toy, after the alleged banana/vibrator incident, due to the fact that she had was rushed to the hospital for a bad case of fruit flies.

....As most of you know, LyndsyBrat doesn't eat meat...but she told me herself, that she's an expert on 'weenie flavor'......when asked to comment on this....she replied, "I don't eat meat, but I didn't say nuffin bout the bone!"

CellBound was last seen somewhere off the coast of Africa, trying to retrieve his blow up doll after she mysteriously flew out the door on him again,(we told ya to stop biting her titties so hard) got another flat, and sent him a dozen of dead roses from www.dumpadate.com. We now have to wonder if Cell will ever get a chance to show his "inflate a date" how much she really means to him....stay tuned for more on this as updates become available.

.....Rumor has it , that Widdman loves to meditate while squatting and wearing his spurs....someone please tell the man that his feet go into the spurs first....and not his head! Geesh.

Today was a glorious day for love and adventure in the ole' MNL asylum. Dunkle was reported to have proposed marriage to MaryFreakenSunshine today. Dunkle was asking any and all friends who can tolerate him, to please join them in this glorious occassion......TrashyTina, if you're out there, Dunk needs you as his best man.......he figures since you're trashy and all....You would be willing to play the part and stand in for Crazyhorse, since Crazy has already slept with Dunkle, it just wouldn't be right. Tim077 was requested as the ringbearer....since Dunk knows Tim wont spend more than a quarter in a bubble gum machine on the ring purchase....(ya cheapo's) Jen was asked to be the maid of honor....(I think they only did that cause they wanted to see me dance with Tina, the best man, you sicko's) lol.....

.......Meanwhile, during the planning of events...Mary let it be known to her fiance', that she was a little weak kneed...and our blushing groom didn't seem to like that idea. He then admitted that his only reason for proposing was to get our Smutty Mary pregnant again to see just how much bigger her boobs could get....at that point....Mary called it quits....and Dunk then turned his lust back to Jen and proposed to her for the 10th time. (Thankfully that marriage didn't take place.....see the results of Mary and Dunkle's baby below!