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| Welcome to Dear Nurse Vickie. My devotion to the medical field is noted by my favorite quote "Turn yer head and cough." I will be happy to assist you with all of your personal medical questions! |
| Dear Nurse Vickie, I have a black and blue mark on the tip of my peener and my right hand hurts. What do i do? Yours Truly, Dick Hertz |
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| Dear Dick, You have what they call "OwwIbangedit Syndrome." I have seen this before. What you need to do is, move away from the computer desk before you do 'that' and it should go away. As far as your right hand goes, give it a rest and use yer left hand for a while. Hope this Helps! |
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Dear Nasty Nurse, I am dating a person with venerial warts. How do I keep them from gushing everytime I mount her? Sincerely, Living Dangerously with Gushing Puss |
| Dear Living As you may or may not know.....venerial warts are contagious and considered an STD. I hope you're using condoms and not ur mouth. As for the gushing, ummm....it sounds as if you might have an STD youself, in which case...check yer tongue to see if there is hair or warts on it. We do have one documented case of a chat person that is diseased and dangerous. Only goes to show, don't push anal beads with ya tongue! Hope this Helps! Da Head Nurse |
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| Attn: Free exams are now being given by me, after it was discovered that Rabbit had an oozing herpes sore on his lower lip. Rose has disavowed any knowledge of where the herpes came from, therefore, it is necessary that all males in MNL receive a mouth to peener exam asap. One exam per hour please...sorry, but at this price it's by appointment only! |