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| ~The Tale Of Bar And Bear~ There once were two men from TalkCity.... Who wanted some pics of my tities.... I looked at the men..... But I gave em' ta Jen! And the men bowed their heads in self pity! :p |
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| This Just In LadyLeigh gets off on finger sucking (and I thought I was bad just askin' people to PULL my finger) lol.....NurseVickie was spotted around TalkCity making vacuum cleaner sounds. The word is....she sucks things when she can't get laid. She also pressure cooks her bobs....For Bi-wannabe classes....please see Vickie or Leigh for details! |
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| Today at 2:42 cst.....this just in.....quote: <Sweetlady> "You don't eat men, you suck em.....to completion!" ........Sooner or later they all end up smutty! lmao |
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| Leigh was noted to have recieved a diamond and ruby necklace for Valentine's Day, but, she says it wasn't what she REALLY wanted. I bet if we looked around the smut page a lil'....we would see she really wanted a bi chick in that lil box. |
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| SAD NEWS for the MNL Smut Page........our very first Obituary Column. It is with grieving hearts, that we report on the demise of our very own and beloved "Varmit"....aka "Wabbit" aka "Shithead". It seems that during one of his horny pimping episodes...he was suddenly taken ill and dropped over from what we thought was "over-exertion." During the autopsy, performed by Mr. BareBear, the rabbit was gutted and was found to have undescended testicles, which means that our beloved and grieving Rose, has never experienced the true meaning of orgasm. The room had many volunteers to assist the saddened maiden Rose. Rose completed the ceremony by placing heavy rocks on the grave of our departed Rabbit, as the room paid their final respects. (The rabbit might of died, but I swear, Jen's not da mommy!) |
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| Tim and Dunkle were obviously on "something" Thursday afternoon, they hit the room making all kinds of 'gassy' sounds, then began discussing "with one person" in particular, the pros and cons of having anal beads lubricated. When it was disclosed that this 'certain person' had thrown up her anal beads, Tim finally relented and did admit that he just pushed a bit too hard. |
| Tim also reported, and I quote, "It has been rumored that Jen bent GreenBarchetta over, and at the time, Jen was seen wearing a 'strap-on." Tim must be feeling left out and wants to bend ovah too! lol |
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| Cherry....our hostess and elegant lady was heard in the room saying..."I'd lick ya, but my chin is still sticky." Now, Cherry did try to make amends by saying that it was ice cream on her chin, but, why did she then tell us how creamy it was? |
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| Dunkle announced to the room that he only DID crazyhorse and Tim, but then went on to say that Island was the Hottest Bitch in MNL...and he wanted her bad. Jen tried to sell her mostest to Dunk for just a half a million....but alas...Dunk admitted that he didn't have a half of a million and he had been lying about his attributes all along just to get a night in the sack with Island. |
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| Tim was seen trying to chat in disguise....but when he began talking about the 500lb nude pics he had of wimmin....his cover was quickly blown. According to Dunk, one can tell if it's Tim, you can hear anal beads rattling. This particular date, no sound was heard, as it was discovered that Tim had used the beads on himself. |
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| CherokeeWoman finally did succome to the pressures of chat and admitted she likes chains when they are attached to someone special. Now Cher, if only you didn't consider "all' men special, we could narrown that down some. |
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| Mr. Bear is now the manager for Mr. GreenBarchetta, the two were seen offering free CD's of Bar's band, along with Bar's phone number, since Jen has now told everyone he sounds like Barry White when he talks and can get ya' wet in moments. There is now a back order for the CD's, as all the ladies in MNL have swamped Mr. Bear's email with boobie pics to try to sway him to send their cd first. We are hoping that Jen will just post Bar's phone number in the Smut News, to avoid any further delay. |
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| Jen has asked that all men that do one-handed typing, please bring tissue with you as you enter the room. The cost of cleaning after such sexual exploitations, has become more than Jen is able to physically handle lately. Jen is now bleach sensitive since she decided to wash her own walls with the agent, and almost needed medical attention. Jen has now agreed to not attempt to clean MNL during those one handed moments and would appreciate if all men would cooperate. One added note: Ladies if you gush, please remain standing and don't use the chairs. TY |
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| Missy_71 is becoming known as the groin queen, (smutty chick that she is), when she announced she would only cum to the groin of a tall man, then seeking out only tall men to talk with. Yes Missy, we're gonna buy you a step ladder for the short men to use, and then u can whip this discrimination in the ass. |
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| We are pleased to report that CellBound and his cellmate, Big Daddy Manny are doing well. Cell's blowup doll is still deflated, but Big Daddy came to the rescue by putting lipstick on himself and forming the letter "O' with his mouth. Even better looking, according to Cell, was Big Daddy's ass with the big red "O' on it. |