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| No update is complete without some news about our very own , Lady of the Night , Leigh...it was reported that while Leigh was in the attic with someone, she asked them to wait on her while she left for a bit. During that brief time, she managed to get her husband off the couch, into the bedroom, Do the Nasty, then return to continue with her cyber romance. Now, is that dedication to the job of hosting in MNL, or what?? |
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| Smutty Mary has finally returned and it has been alleged that she and her hubby went to a casino over the weekend, where it was learned that Mary was seen blowin men for quarters for the slut matchine.....OOPs...my bad....I mean, slot machine...lol...Out of total boredom...she gave herself a total haircut "down there"...she says it looks ok, but itches like hell. (Not to be confused with last weeks yeast infection.) It was also noted that, since she spends most of her time inside..she hasnt put a bra on in days.....she was quoted as saying.."I feel so free now!" For those who didn't miss her, you all can kiss her big flat ass! |
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| On a much sadder note.....our very own Witchywoman was indicted yesterday for stealing padded hospital socks to fullfill her fetish. It was also reported that Haole_booy was attempting to be the arresting officer in this case, so he personally could smuggle the contriban into the jail cell for her. Preliminary hearings on this case, are scheduled to take place under the judges chambers in the sound proof room. |
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| Jen steals Kat's crabs and makes cake with them, oh tasty lil crabs aren't they? |
| Tx_Yellow_Rose, long time lil miss innocent...has now become the latest in the battle of the finger suckers. Rose was noted to have been the 'sucker' as well as the 'suckee'.....as Vickie Nurse attempted to find pimento cheese under Rose's fingernails. Varmit, was noted to be licking elsewhere on Rose for other things, hidden or not! |
| MistyNRed paid a visit to MNL and announced that she is looking for a man, she is now single, experienced and tuned-up. Low mileage, like new engine and guaranteed for the ride of your life. Interested parties apply to: Misty's Bargain Deals....c/o MNL. One coupon per customer unless of course it's double value day. lol |
| Keg Master was seen passing out photos of himself in a tuxedo, saying that "this is what ya get at the party' theme. Handsome man he is, but one can't help but wonder why the arrow was pointing to his crotch. Ladies....watch out for the crotch filled wonder.....he's a heart stealer! |
| Reina was seen in the room, stolling over to her comfy couch ( the one stuffed with benwah balls and vibes).....sat down, crossed her legs, and made the startling announcement that she was going to have 18 inches before it was over. When questioned, Reina emphatically states she was referring to something else. We believe that, do to the abundant amount of time Reina spends on the couch fluffing cushions....and dangling her shoes from her toes....she has truly found an 18 incher, and just isnt willing to share it with the rest of the ladies. You go girl! lol |
| Widdman was seen yet again, sitting and smiling, he must of bought himself a Jack Rabbit to get that much pleasure! |
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| Our meatloaf specialist, Joshua,( bf of MRealm,) has found his way back into MNL. Wonderful to see him again! Realmy will no longer have to "ho" around with Jen's man to get a cheap thrill, she found her own beef! ( I guess bein da room ho has it's benefits! lol) |
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| Mavknight is back, and good as ever (for those that have missed him the last couple of weeks.) No need to personally test this fine young cannibal....he will eat ya without question ladies....this report is directly from a reliable source. He was also seen hanging and posting "Anti Geddy Lee (from Rush)" signs all over the room! |
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| The true identify of our very own Mandy was discovered last Friday, when asked her a/s/l, she replied "$2/f/ho" now, it was also noted that OrneryGus wanted to purchase this f/ho, but was a dollar short. We will be accepting cash at the door for this needy guy! |
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| BUSTED! Ornerygus was in the room chatting when suddenly without explanation, he forgot to hit his whisper button....in the room he proudly announced,,,"HeyyyyBaby...I'd like to take my 7 and 1/2 inches and put it in you right now.....Needless to say, it's been the dogged determination of Leigh, Vickie and PoisonGirl to discover who the party was that he was speaking to. At this point, we have no updates, but have asked Widdy to furnish room logs to see what ho's were available in the room that night. On a much sadder note, Mandygirl is quite upset, as she had believed in Gus, only to find that he's just another regular "ho"...thus ends another great chat relationship. |
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| Pampam was seen offering to fix scambled eggs and mimosas for any man that wanted to join her for breakfast....there was a distinct implication that he'd have to do allot more than swallow eggs.....but, I'm sure any guy would love to eat Pam's eggs no matter how she cooks em! OMG Pam, try 'sunny side up" girl....get that 'yolk' in the air....lol |
| Kcguy finally admitted that he could make women 'cringe' during sex. We sure hope he was referring to his well-endowed scholong and not farting during sex! |
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| MRealm was seen discussing the benefits of pineapple juice. It was noted that she was only talking to Joshua (Aloha) and it wasn't because he live in Hawaii, but rather, Realmy liked a bit of the tropical if she was gonna swallow. |
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| Apparently Hugh_G_Rexon met at early fate with the ladies the other night! He asked Witchy to check out his pecker, and to his demise, she stated the following; " Hugh ya look like ya got some fungus growin on that peener!" I guess Hugh can rule out a bj and beer from da Witch.....Need I say more? lol |
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| Poisongirl is slowly climbing up da "ho" ladder. She hasn't quite reached top notch ho yet and she may want to consider changing her nic so the men stop thinkin' she's toxic. |
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