| Top Ten Reasons Why You Shouldn't Phone Bone at Work! 10. Your boss is starting to wonder why the air freshener is always on your desk. 9. Frequent visits from that arrogant horny guy in accounting. 8. You picked your phone up and said "Guess who isn't wearing any panties??"...to your supervisor! 7. You get tongue-tied when people say "strange smell..did you have tuna today?" 6. The UPS guy looked at you weird when you tried to cuddle. 5. Your last budget report stated "ohh baby" and "oh god yessss" 4. You can't figure out why your phone buttons are so damn sticky. 3. Your 1985 vibrator is louder than your shredder. 2. The carpal tunnel in your wrist isn't from typing. 1. Cubicles aren't soundproof! |
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