Next Stop...MILFTON CENTRAL!!!!
Hi, OK, I'm the worst, yeah stop yelling at me!  I know, I know, it was sometime back in Nam the last time I updated my page, but hey!  There's a whole lot of nothing to do and I just wasn't in a stupid mood to update my work of literary genius that is MILFTON CENTRAL.  Today, I'm in said stupid mood, so I might add a few things, move some stuff around and I'm offering anyone $5* if you can find that chameleon that inhabits my page somewhere!

Hey, also, if there's anything you'd like to see added or WANT TAKEN OFF MY oh good caps lock was on, doesn't that suck when you've typed stuff and it'd be so much easier to just go and delete it rather than explain that you left the caps lock on!  Damn it!  As I was saying (in caps) if you want something added or taken off, let me know via email.  After I stop crying I'll consider it... ha ha

Enjoy the new look Milfton Central!  I think I need a logo and oh good my computer just made a clunking noise!  If this doesn't get finished, you'll know why!


WHERE ELSE TO FIND ME:

http://www.myspace.com/milfton
Sites you should visit, yeah just go there!  It's free to go, don't be shy!!
I like to meet famous people, see! 
To hear a fun sound bite, click either me or Richie.  Oh... so you're all gonna choose Richie... fine... sheesh...
Hands up who wants to sign my
guestbook?!
Did I ever mention that I played guitar with
RICHIE SAMBORA?!  Oh, well I did!!
What is a Milfton?!  Ask the Panda...
CHOOSE CHAD!!
"Hey Buddy, what's up?"
More about TANG, THE  DRINK OF CHAMPIONS!
IT'S ALL ABOUT BON JOVI!!!!
Troy's Tremendous Travels 24/7-6/8 2001
The now infamous U.S.A. Travel Diary!
The long awaited sequel has arrived!  Want more?!  Another travel diary... stories... it's crazy times ahead!!

MILFTON 2
What do FAMOUS PEOPLE think of my site?!  I was amazed too!
I love email!  It's great, so send me some!  fan mail, heater mail etc.  It'd be nice to hear from you!
BUTCH WALKER = Wyld Stallyns! 
'Nuff Said!
TANG, this is your life
People Since August 2001 have been a Milfton!
Words that should be words! 
My Tattoos, why?! 
Jurt* because! 
Help me Obi Wan Kenobis, you're my only hopes...
Starnge* yet amazing things!
Last updated 9th March 2006
* = I know they're spelt weird so don't think I'm any more of a moron than you already do, see words that should be words!  So there, I win, you suck!
Here's all the fun stuff!  Click the icon thingo, or whatever they're called and you'll be whisked into an egg white omlette!  Or the page you chose, either way, it's fun!
RANDOM MESS OF CRAP AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE!!
What I'm doing at the moment:
I'm currently writing for my new album, due Summer 2007.  I appreciate the support given throughout these troubling times and the fact that I dont actually have a band to write an album for, but hey... what are ya gonna do?!
A Blue square
Yay!!
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