TTT8

OK, here it is, the final chapter, the conclusion to my shit I've been woffling!

OK, Honolulu is nothing like I remember it. It's cold here, I'm glad I'm in 3 layers! Geez Louise. The airport is still hella boring though, I just bought my last U.S. purchse of more candy!! Holy Jesus am I tired, can't wait to get back on the plane and on the final leg! I'm tipping a straight away sleep falling. It's at least 20 plus mins before we can re board but I can guarandamntee that nothing funny will happen.

Back on the plane and welcome to the day I'll never see. I think it's now the 5th of August. I miss that day and I'm sad cause here is a list of things I was gonna do on the 5th of August.

1) Plant a tree

2) Renew my Tang fan club membership

3) Send Richard Dean Anderson a fan letter

4) Play Bingo

5) Learn to Tap dance

So now I won't be able to do any of those. Oh my Richie! Like NO WAY!! I have Bea Arthur again. That is some weird shit. They just said I've got a nice 10 hr and 15 min flight, rock on! In at about 6:45am I think. Back soon unless I fall asleep which is highly likely. I love being responsible for the exit door and the fact that I'm allowed to throw it! That Rox! Oh man, I'm nodding off already. We're still on the ground! Wow, we're on time and rollin'! Capt Ted Drummond at the wheel, stupid fuel guy over filled the tank so we have to sit here for 10 mins and burn off some fuel. I've got the matches!! C ya soon.

Well, we're 4 hrs into the flight and I've slept for all 4 of em, that rules. So nothing exciting, Seinfeld is on now, so shhh. I hope everyone is enjoying the 5th of August, I know I am!! Man, stars look awesome from up here. I can see the Saucepan and some cigar shapped object, all looks normal to me. Well we�re Livin' on a Prayer now, 5 down, 5 to go. Howdy, I'm gonna run on home time now, so it's 4:40am, just over 2 hrs to go. I'm watching Bullets over Broadway only cause it's on. Man, you should see out the window, the horizon looks like a giant horizontal rainbow, it looks awesome. I think we're getting food soon, yummy! I wonder what sun rise will look like?

Hey, so it's the 6th now, so long 5th of August, what a great day! I hope next years 5th of August is on par!! It's 5am and they just turned all the lights on so PS. Wake up everybody. Our choices for brekky are eggs or fruit, this movie reeks yet I want to know what happens. I mean, no I don't. Yay, Matchbox 20 is on, this 3 min song is better than the whole movie so far. Ok, I'll give ya a breakfast review. Yay for the slightly warm towel! God, it looks amazing outside, note to self, self, the windows are a lot closer than they look. That's 4 times I've hit my head on the window. Brekky's done. It was some form of egg omlette thing with brocolli and potatoes? A roll, why is there always a roll? Always?! Anyway, it was OK, cool, so I just broke my nose on the window, PS. That hurt.

I think the sun is gonna pop his happy head up soon. OK, why did I just find this channel now? I've listened to U2 38 times, Tim McGraw 42 and Madonna 16 times. Now I find Poptastic, yay and only an hour before we land, cool. I wonder why they bring the luke warm towel around before the meal? Wouldn't it make sense to get it after? Yeah probably. PS. Bullets over Broadway finished, I don't know what happened but I'm pretty sure the dish ran away with the spoon. Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

We just got shown a video about bringing stuff into Australia, geez talk about strict! I hope they don't take my candy! Please don't take my candy!!!! Unless something funny happens, I'll c ya on the ground. Touchdown! Made it, Yay! We've landed, now they have to spray the plane and we can get off, yay! I didn't get to use the exit door! Yay! I'll cya inside. OK, so I got in, got my duty free Alcomohol! Yummy! Then customs was a breeze, I just said G'day, Mate and Pearler a lot and I got thru no worries. A lot quicker and easier than I thought.

So Ness and Phil picked me up and drove me home. Now I'm home I've unpacked, man I got some crap! I've showered best shower ever! Actually has 2 taps, a hot and a cold!! The toilets flush the right way and I had a beer at 9:30am! Yay!

So, I guess my trip is over! What a blast, Jovis in New Jersey a major highlight, my 1st US trip and it ruled! So I guess there's nothing left to say but, help control the Pet population, have your pets spade or neudered, goodnight.

Rock on!

Troy Culpan