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I think I was up to here.

We waited for a cab for about an hour, got it, we got Dominos pizza, which is great! I have a new website www.butidolikethecheeseondominospizza.com so again I'm not tired which shits me cause my patterns are all fucked up, I can't sleep when it's night here, well I could until the phone rings!! Maybe it'll be Sarra! P.S. The fuckin phone is off the hook, which is lucky cause all the evidence was pointed squarly at it. I get tired during the day cause it's night at home but cant sleep then, so I'm just the no sleep for me bandit. Which reminds me, I better go to sleep. Back 2morro which is already today so back today, or should I say later? I'm gonna go with later.

Rock on Giants 1, bring on the sequel! Giants 3, I mean 2.

After a nice sleep and getting up at 10:30! Yeah I know!! Got ready and off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wiz of New York! Got the bus and off we went. 1st stop, HMV, oh my Richie! CD and DVD heaven. Then we went to Starbucks, I got a tall double decaf water with a twist of lemon. The chick there after I complain that the 10cents is smaller than the 5 c says "Where are you from?" I say "Australia", "Oh, you speak very good English" I'm like "Yeah", then she says "Is English the main language there?" Fuckin Milfton! I think she's related to the customs guy! From there to the Disney and WB stores, cool stuff, then, then, then to WWF New York! Holy shit, $250 US later and they don't even have everything! But it's so cool but the chick there was a bitch, I'm like "We don't get any of this stuff in Australia!" she says "That's what you get for living Down Under!" and she left a security tag on my shirt. Bitch! Milled around the city, it's really cool. Came back to the hotel and now we're off to Giants again! Yay! yay! yay! yay! Last night of the tour, how much is it gonna rock? well, how much? C ya after the gig!

Holy Moley! Like seriously! My seats ended up being 9 rows from the front but on the side, still good! Saw Heather Locklear too! Yumbo!! Now, Eve 6 rocked! Sugar Ray ruled! Bon Jovi, hmm... they were ok. I'm kidding, I'm speachless, which is lucky cause I'm writing! The gig was the best I have ever seen. The clincher was Alec John Such got up and played Wanted! Now for a Jovi fan this is a big thing! and it was!! I went spastic, could not believe it and still cant. The Joves at Giants with Alec back for a song. Magic!! We got a few different songs, didn't get Always or Sat Night but got I'll be there for you, Say it isnt so and Blood on Fuckin Blood!!!! and at the end we got Never Say Goodbye! I still cant believe I saw Bon Jovi at Giants Stadium, it's just the bestest thing that ever bested!

From the gig went and hung out at the fan club hotel bash and I got to meet Jon Bon's Mum, Dad and brother Matt, they loved me! Just cause I came from OZ! How cool, so I asked them all to please pass on my thanx to Jon and the boys for coming down in March! They said they would, I dunno, but at least they know I cared! Had drinx, played some guitar and had a ball with the dudes, what a cool bunch! Wish I had more time with em! Next time! So it's now 7:00am on Sunday morning, I havent slept yet. Not gonna. We're off to NY soon! Ha ha! I'm gonna go beat that Milfton WWF chick with the security tag. Bon Jovi at Giants Stadium, a dream come true, now, one down, 3,642 to go, yes I have alot of dreams and I know what they are! So shut up! Can I get the smile off my face?! Maybe in a month or 2.

OK, when i said I wasnt gonna sleep, I lied. I fell asleep and was out like a light, a bright light, this light was so bright that the other lights are like worshiping this light. But, no sleep til Brooklyn for me, I was up in an hour and off to New York. I got the security tag off my shirt, stupid milfton wasn't there. Lucky cause I found a steal chair on the bus and was gonna smack her with it. From there we went for a walk. How my legs are working I don't know, but in the immortal words of Randy Newman "Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot." We found a huge market like 10 blocks long. How cool was it, it was kinda like a local market at home but 50 of em joined together. Lunch time it is, Planet Hollywood it was. Not bad, alot of music stuff in there, weird. Britney, BSB, thats Back Street Boys, it could also mean Big Silly Buggers, not sure.

Then, I had to do it I went to Madame Tussauds. The uniforms lick the bag, imagine Royal robes, make em purple with yellow trim, just rank. No QM1, well there were QM's, no guide book!!!! NO!!!! It was good, over 200 figures, no guides inside, no Arnie point, Fuck! No Arnie!!!! I did buy a program at the end and some stuff. They also had this 15 minute movie whic was cool except at the end it fuckin snowed on me. Now I'm tired, I'm tired and hell, I'm tired, I don't need some shit falling on me, it didn't even taste like snow, it tasted like foam! From MT's and the fact that noone cared that I worked in MT's in Australia, I sent an email, not bad $3 for 96 mins, I was gonna try and get up to date but couldn't be fucked! Later. Got the bus back to the hotel, picked up a couple of buds, on the way back the 2 buds said "dude, we don't know you" and got out, so I went back and bought some Budweiser for 2 reasons. A) I know it tastes shitty but I'm in America and have to drink Bud and 2) It's a common misconception that Yanke drink Bud, like we drink Fosters, so I bought it for that reason.

Ordered Chinese food that must have come from China it took that long. Watched the Jovi stuff on VH1, they cut it to the Shithouse! No Stranger, I got the girl, NO ENCORES!! Mixed songs up, NO ALEC!!!! That was the worst. Then goodnight, out again, didn't help that Sam clonked me on the head with a beer bottle.

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Holy shit, did I not wanna get up today, 10hrs sleep and still tired and I have to pack don't I!! It's 9am and my flight is at 12:20, so I start packing. Now of course the stuff I brought over I took out to give to who i had to, now I bought a shitload more stuff than what I brought. My bags are so chockers that if I breathe on them the zip will break and if I open the zip I'm pretty sure springy snakes are gonna fly out and even worse it's hot, I'm here in Jeans, t shirt, shirt and leather jacket, Why? Cause they wouldn't fit in my bag. I've just realised now that this watch I have on my right wrist is pissing me off, why do i have 2 watches on? I know why I have 2 watches, but on? Anyway. P.S. I'm hot! I got it all in, I can just see the head of a snake poking out. So I'm being careful and breathing away from the bags. So we check out and I get my cab, Kelvin is da man!!!! What a legend, we got stuck on the Turnpike or whatever the hell it's called due to an accident. A roadworker got hit by a truck, poor bastard. He was being treated as we went past. Fuck! Some dude just held up his papare and BJ are on the front! Gotta get one, hang on, Cool! yay!! So we're stuck in traffic. Got to Newark airport, bought some tackey stuff and ready to go to Toronto, so unless something funny happens I'll C ya on the plane.

TIL NEXT CHAPTER, C ya soon dudes!!!

TC