'Twill be here where the mighty Doctrine of the mighty Lord John shall be made known to Ye of the Net. At the moment, not much of this has been made available digitally, for the doctrines of John were written many aeons ago, before the birth of Man as we know it. Alas, as evil and almighty as he is, Evil Lord John is a clumsy bastard as well. Most of the doctrines are in his room somewhere, but he still can't find them. However, once they are located, they will be made digital, and presented here.