- THOU SHALLT BELIEVE IN LORD JOHN OR THOU SHALLT BURN IN THE LAIR OF ETERNAL FLAMES!!!
- THOU SHALLT NOT POKE THY NEIGHBOUR IN THE EYE!!!
- THOU SHALLT PUHISH THY LIVER, FOR IT DOES NO GOOD!!!
- THOU SHALLT SMITE THOSE THAT DRINK BUCKFAST WITH A WHOLE HEART, IN THE NAME OF JOHN!!!
- THOU SHALLT NOT LIKE NIRVANA!!!
- THOU SHALLT OBEY THESE RULES OR THE CURSE OF A THOUSAND FINGERS SHALL BE PLACED APON THEE!!!
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