pitiful mortals have been here.
Good day, worthless mortal, and welcome to Evil Lord John's new website.
It appears that, for some reason that I do know (Evil Lord John knows, for he is all knowing, but the bastard is keeping it a secret), Yahoo! has not only removed the old site from the web, but they have also deleted the account, disabling one from uploading a new site in it's stead at the same URL. It must be said to these people that trying the patience of the immortal Evil Lord John is not wise, and Evil Lord John would like to say that he'll "deal with them," but not at the moment because he needs their webspace.
Evil Lord John would also like to make it completely clear that he is willing to spare the worthless lives of employees of Yahoo! if they bump him up to a Premium thingy for free for the rest of his life. As he is immortal, this will be a long time, unless David Hasselhoff brings out another earth-shatteringly bad single, and Evil Lord John is forced to, not only mercilessly and brutally destroy David Hasselhoff (and fans of his music), but mercilessly and brutally murder himself so that he can get the sounds of his voice out of his head, and stop thinking about his firm chest and all that nonsense.
Anyways, I, the Mighty Gary, loyal servant and webmaster of Evil Lord John, am
currently in a state of trying to find and re-write all the useless crap I put
on the old site (all that hard work I put into finding archives of NGN- WASTED!),
there isn't a great deal on this page worth mentioning at this specific moment
in time, and for that, I do not apologise. For, if I apologised, I'd be somewhat
less evil. In fact, for even expecting an apology, I should track your IP, find
out where you live, and molest your computer!
If you have any questions you'd like Evil Lord John or myself (Lord John is
a very busy man, and he can't answer every email personally) to answer, then
send them to [email protected]
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Last updated: Friday, July 23, 2004 by Noble Knight Karamunga